Boardsies hidden talents

Cupcake_Crisis

I thought this might be a fun little thread Just how talented are we as a group?

Apolagies if its already been done

FearDark

I can kill a man with a ninja fart at 10 paces.

i am an excellent first replier.. what else do we need?



edit: i'm clearly not.. nevermind

Random

I can post useless responses without much thought therefore predicting what others thought might happen.

MizzLolly

I poledance

Cupcake_Crisis

I can drink a bottle of bear from my boobs

Saibh

I can type...

Dudess

[Troy McLure]I can SIIIIIIIIIIIING!!![/Troy McLure]

Nah, I can sing all right (my range is about three octaves) and play the piano.

G_R

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

I can drink a bottle of bear from my boobs

pics or GTFO

admiralofthefleet

MizzLolly wrote: »

I poledance

going

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

I can drink a bottle of bear from my boobs

gone

I_am_Jebus

I am really good at non lasting relationships where the other person end up never talking to me again.... there's been a few now... talented I'd say.:rolleyes:

kenon

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

I can drink a bottle of bear from my boobs

Ewwwh...what does that taste like?

I_am_Jebus

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

I can drink a bottle of bear from my boobs

pfft, bet I can drink a bottle of beer from your boobs better than you can.

galwayrush

I can be cynical.:cool:

Dudess

Saibh wrote: »

I can type...

I actually love typing...

Cupcake_Crisis

I_am_Jebus wrote: »

pfft, bet I can drink a bottle of beer from your boobs better than you can.

Is that a challange??

Agricola

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

I can drink a bottle of bear from my boobs

Im getting to that point myself, sadly

Kiera

I'm double jointed.

TheCardHolder

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

I can drink a bottle of bear from my boobs

Getting the bear into a bottle i would consider a talent in itself.

Lu Tze

MizzLolly wrote: »

I poledance

I make a great pole

Cupcake_Crisis

Agricola wrote: »

Im getting to that point myself, sadly

Theres nothing sad about it!

I_am_Jebus

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

Is that a challange??

damn straight, I'll bring the beer, you bring the boobs and please God no bears will show up and ruin it:D

Agricola

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

Theres nothing sad about it!

There is if your a fella!

MizzLolly

Lu Tze wrote: »

I make a great pole

I really want my own one




EDIT:..wait..wait wait.. I get it now. Nevermind!

Cupcake_Crisis

I_am_Jebus wrote: »

damn straight, I'll bring the beer, you bring the boobs and please God no bears will show up and ruin it:D

Make it a bottle of Bulmers just so theres no chance of a bear ruining the moment

I_am_Jebus

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

Make it a bottle of Bulmers just so theres no chance of a bear ruining the moment

so bears don't like bulmers then?? Boards really teaches you something new every day.....

Pint bottle it is...

brummytom

I'm hardly talented at all!

I enjoy playing music, I'm not bad at it - I play piano, guitar, mandolin and I'm getting there on tenor banjo. That's about it


I'm also funny - I just hide that talent veryy well

Cupcake_Crisis

I_am_Jebus wrote: »

so bears don't like bulmers then?? Boards really teaches you something new every day.....

Pint bottle it is...

.........im waiting

Rhyme

I can keep a beat with my eyebrows.

I_am_Jebus

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

.........im waiting

there ya go.... now you get the boobies out and ready

donmeister

I spoke anglish

Cupcake_Crisis

I_am_Jebus wrote: »

there ya go.... now you get the boobies out and ready

eehh.....thats a bit big...i was thinking more along the lines of this...

Abi

/Stands up


I think that I'm great. I think that Im SO great, that I should have the other parachute aswell.






*smug*

I_am_Jebus

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

eehh.....thats a bit big...i was thinking more along the lines of this...

Fine then, light weight!

Daroxtar

I can get out of a straight jacket

Sofaspud

MizzLolly wrote: »

I poledance

Pics or . . . . . . .

Actually, there isn't another option. Just pics!

Vids, maybe?

Earthhorse

Can your grandaddy do this?

Hup, ho,
Hup, ho,
Hup, ho...

*gets taken away by male nurses*

Dudess wrote: »

[Troy McLure]I can SIIIIIIIIIIIING!!![/Troy McLure]

Nah, I can sing all right (my range is about three octaves) and play the piano.

But you couldn't before?

Dudess

Yep, walked into that one.

reap-a-rat

i can win a game of connect 4 in 3 moves:D!!!

Cupcake_Crisis

I_am_Jebus wrote: »

Fine then, light weight!

Im only a woman!!!

Little Acorn

I'm a good listener.
I am normally good at getting shy people to feel more comfortable at fitting in.
(Probably because I used to be very shy myself,still rears it's head sometimes though rarely.)
I am pretty good at getting people to feel less stressed about situations,and cheering them up.
(Well I think I am anyways,unless my friends are lying to me!) :-)

Abi

Daroxtar wrote: »

I can get out of a straight jacket

Who wants to

I_am_Jebus

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

Im only a woman!!!

that's no excuse... rise to the challenge!!!!

Cupcake_Crisis

I_am_Jebus wrote: »

that's no excuse... rise to the challenge!!!!

I think we should make this a little more interesting...!

Sharpshooter

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

Im only a woman!!!

Oi! Stop letting the side down.:mad:

/we can multitask..:p

minidazzler

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Oi! Stop letting the side down.:mad:

/we can multitask..:p

So, can we, I'm fapping and typing right now:D

MizzLolly

Sofaspud wrote: »

Pics or . . . . . . .

Actually, there isn't another option. Just pics!

Vids, maybe?

I don't have any. Only bruises. Still getting used to it.

I_am_Jebus

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

I think we should make this a little more interesting...!

I am all ears, let me hear your suggestion(s)

Little Acorn

I think ventriloquism would be a brilliant secret talent,
or Voice Imitation.
Ventriloquism would be a deadly party trick,and
Imagine the prank calls you could make if perfect at doing voice imitations!

Cupcake_Crisis

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Oi! Stop letting the side down.:mad:

/we can multitask..:p

Dont you be pointing that angry face at me young lady!

Cupcake_Crisis

I_am_Jebus wrote: »

I am all ears, let me hear your suggestion(s)

If i can drink the entire bottle you has to give me allllll yo monies!