Next door house alarm going off

xzanti

It's the Parochial House just a completely normal house and it's between residents at the moment and we don't have a phone number for the new priest resident. There have been renovations going on so I'm guessing the workmen didn't set the alarm properly as the house is visibly empty and not worth burgling.

Is there anything we can do as my bedroom is right beside the source of most of the noise .. I suggested calling the Gardai but was told I'd be wasting my time as they'd just check the house for a break in and feck off once all was clear..

Anyone have any suggestions?

dr.bollocko

Move house?

stovelid

Petrol bomb through the sitting room window.

MagicMarker

I have no willy.

Overheal

throw a rock through the window THEN call the gards.

AnonoBoy

xzanti wrote: »

It's the Parochial House and it's between residents at the moment

Ah.... Dougal must have finally sold it to Niamh Connolly

jaffa20

xzanti

Petrol bomb it is so..

genericguy

follow the trail of smarties until you find the priest, then ask him politely to turn it off.

Daroxtar

Spray expanding foam into the Wall box where the siren is.

brummytom

Break in, build a Satanic altar

Neamhshuntasach

Look at the alarm and call the company. I done that last time i had that problem and they could shut it off remotely. The neighbors gave me some wine and fancy chocolates for the inconvience. It was happening every weekend.

xzanti

Neamhshuntasach wrote: »

Look at the alarm and call the company. I done that last time i had that problem and they could shut it off remotely. The neighbors gave me some wine and fancy chocolates for the inconvience. It was happening every weekend.

Wine you say? nah I don't want any of that sacrificial sh1te.. anyway the box is tiny (que smart remarks) and I can't read what it says on it

Thanks anyway.. think I'm going to try the Gards..

username4321

That's a holy disgrace.
Poor you, what an alarming situation.


*gets coat*

Run_to_da_hills

Step ladder + Balaclava + lump hammer.... Sorted.

tony 2 tone

If fuse box is on the outside, open, remove fuse. Enjoy the silence...unless the battery kicks in.

TheZohanS

Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

Step ladder + Balaclava + 4 lump hammer.... Sorted.

How will that get MagicMarker a willy?

WoollyRedHat

Break in and turn off the alarm. Watch out for burglars though!

Disclaimer: I'm not being serious!!!

G_R

just throw something heavy at the alarm box,

if that doesnt work then go to the shop in the morning and buy yourself some ear buds, you wont notice a thing

WoollyRedHat

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

Break in and turn off the alarm. Watch out for burglars though!

I'd be more scared of the priest tbh

PirateShampoo

Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

Step ladder + Balaclava + 4 lump hammer.... Sorted.

Ive done this. Removed said alarm from wall and severed the wires and the ****ing thing was still going off.

Must of had some sort of internal battery.

soundsham

what the fck is a gard????

lisaface

xzanti wrote: »

It's the Parochial House just a completely normal house and it's between residents at the moment and we don't have a phone number for the new priest resident. There have been renovations going on so I'm guessing the workmen didn't set the alarm properly as the house is visibly empty and not worth burgling.

Is there anything we can do as my bedroom is right beside the source of most of the noise .. I suggested calling the Gardai but was told I'd be wasting my time as they'd just check the house for a break in and feck off once all was clear..

Anyone have any suggestions?

Call your local guards,explain that you don't think there is anyone in the house and it's wrecking your head, you can't sleep or some crap... lol

If they don't turn up within half an hour, or they don't co-operate bring up the noise pollution act and start stating facts from it about how it effects you and your surrounding neighbours. Once you know your sh!t about acts, they should listen, 'cause they're meant to know it off hand :P

Riddle101

Wow a lot of the advice on this thread is really disappointing. Most of it involves the OP breaking the law:rolleyes:

lisaface

Riddle101 wrote: »

The humour in this thread is disappointing:mad: Oh yeah throw something heavy at the alarm or better. break into the house:rolleyes: yeah because it's that simple to just do that stuff without any remifications whatsoever. Ah screw it i'm going to Moe's.

...

S/he could always camp outside the place until the priest turns up, and attack said priest when he presses charges, say he said he wanted to be spot of media, like his fellow brothers!

Okay that was poor but I tried godamit!

ScumLord

Either stop listening to it or pray to Jesus, he can knock it off from the main office. But if he's punishing you for something it won't be shut off any time soon.

DonJose

Riddle101 wrote: »

Wow a lot of the advice on this thread is really disappointing. Most of it involves the OP breaking the law:rolleyes:

+1 for the lump hammer, then hit Riddle101 over the head so he doesn't rat you out

citizen_p

break in and teach the bastard not to cry wolf

Oisinjm

Take a dump in the priests pillowcase

MarkR

Put on some short pants and wear a satchel. Loiter outside house. Maybe a t-shirt that says "I can keep secrets".

Priest should turn up fairly quick.

artanevilla

Probably the children locked inside trying to escape.

CreepingDeath

Sneak into the parochial house, find a crucifix and leave a message on it that if the alarm goes off again "next time it'll be you".

TheTubes

only logical option is to burn the house down.
Make sure the fire starts in the bush next to the house tho, that way you can convince him that it was god calling and that god smote him for what he was out doing.

G_R

TheTubes wrote: »

only logical option is to burn the house down.
Make sure the fire starts in the bush next to the house tho, that way you can convince him that it was god calling and that god smote him for what he was out doing.

hmmm, blame God.... I like it, there will be no one to deny it, its the perfect crime:D

dylano_k

The power of Christ compels you!!

xzanti

Well we rang the Guards, they checked and there was a security system in place by the landlord but unfortunately his phone number wasn't on the system :rolleyes:

Didn't matter anyway cause about an hour after I started this thread we had a power cut and ALL the alarms in the area were going off all night... Good times :pac:

therecklessone

If it happens again why not phone the Diocesan authorities and ask them do they have contact details for the incoming priest or the landlord?

xzanti

therecklessone wrote: »

If it happens again why not phone the Diocesan authorities and ask them do they have contact details for the incoming priest or the landlord?

Well the workmen are due back this morning so we'll be having a word with them about it so hopefully it won't happen again.. Good idea though, thanks..

CrazyRabbit

Why does a priest need a house alarm anyway?

Surely God will be looking out for the priest and strike down any burglars with a bolt of lightning from the heavens.

BTW, if you have a power hose, fire a jet of water just above the alarm box. They can withstand rain, but not a steady stream of water it seems. I tried this before and it shorted out the alarm circuitry. (I 'accidentally' hit the neighbours alarm box whilst washing my windows. )

<--insert angelic halo above head