DOES NOT COMPUTE!

m3llowship · 27-09-2009 8:16pm #1

I was handed a document in work today.

There was a section somewhere towards the middle I needed, it was a pretty hefty size of a report.

I thought to myself "I'll just command + F to find it"

Reminds me of the time my friend dropped his keys and thought "command + Z" to undo.

"SIR STEP AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER"

dr.bollocko · 28-09-2009 1:59pm

I wish more books had ctrl F. Why is it that with every time I lose my place in a book I always think I was reading the bottom left corner of it when I never actually am?

AnonoBoy · 28-09-2009 2:10pm

Standing at the sideline of a soccer match and shouting out "Triangle Triangle" to encourage someone to play a through ball does nothing for one's assertion that one is an outdoorsy, sporty kinda guy.

humanji · 28-09-2009 2:21pm

I was out the other night and was talking to a girl and her friend. When I handed them a cup, I got some very confused looks.

genericguy · 28-09-2009 2:22pm

once i dreamt i was eating shredded wheat and i woke up and half the matress was gone.

Dartz · 28-09-2009 2:23pm

Writting a report out by hand... reached across to my laptop and ctrl-s'd it. Then realised that biro automatically saves your work as you go.

Bill-e · 28-09-2009 2:27pm

I sometimes don't pay attention to what's going on cause I feel like I can just press rewind and catch anything important that I miss. Whay can't life have a sky plus type thing?

Kazuma · 28-09-2009 2:31pm

Stupid SNES emulators with the save state and load buttons

Everytime I did something dumb when I was younger my brain starts screaming 'PRESS F4 PRESS IIIT!' :mad:

c - 13 · 28-09-2009 2:38pm

Emo's favorite keyboard command - Ctrl+x

I've done the whole reaching for Ctrl+z or Ctrl+y when i've made a mistake in real life a couple of times alright.

ScumLord · 28-09-2009 3:12pm

I had a tv hooked up to my pc, the amount of times I tried to pause the tv signal or spent ages trying to figure out where the mouse was disappearing to when I went to the 2nd screen just wasn't funny so I threw out the tele.

Overheal · 28-09-2009 3:21pm

My Kindergarten teacher told me our brains work like printers. Like those old Dot Matrix loud mother****ing printers. Going back and forth and back and forth.

I've been screwed up ever since.

28-09-2009 4:23pm

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5 · 28-09-2009 4:30pm

I have a dose of something atm (possibly swineflu), and I was leaving a visitor message for somebody here yesterday, sneezed as I was typing and thought "Oh ****, I'd better tell him to wash his hands after reading this" granted I was doped up on painkillers and had a fever but still like...

Jesus Juice · 28-09-2009 4:44pm

I said lol once.:(

Capt'n Midnight · 28-09-2009 5:53pm

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/3/4/128806508700025522.jpg

Capt'n Midnight · 28-09-2009 5:56pm

http://iwearcotton.com/images/ctrl_escape_lead.jpg

G_R · 28-09-2009 5:58pm

was doing some report for school a few years back and someone asked if they could copy my headings, "Yeah, sure just copy and paste them" says I then realised that that facility has yet to be invented with copies and pens:(

snicket · 28-09-2009 8:10pm

When I lose things I sometimes find myself wishing I could google them.

Krieg · 28-09-2009 8:44pm

I once lost something (not a phone) and thought ill ring it to find it

Red Sleeping Beauty · 29-09-2009 11:29pm

TV3's site want me to sign in. Just got this from TV3's site. "Connect to deploy.tv3.ie

http://omg.wthax.org/TV3.jpg

Nope what the hell is this ?

G_R · 29-09-2009 11:55pm

Alan Rouge wrote: »

TV3's site want me to sign in. Just got this from TV3's site. "Connect to deploy.tv3.ie

http://omg.wthax.org/TV3.jpg

Nope what the hell is this ?

i got that same message a couple of hours ago... strange

BaconZombie · 30-09-2009 12:03am

It's a flash element calling "http://deploy.tv3.ie/crossdomain.xml", it;s trying to access information stored on another domain.

Flash movies loaded from incompatible domains cannot access ActionScript objects and variables (Flash 6 and above SWF files)

* You cannot load variables or XML data into a Flash movie from another domain.
For example, a Flash movie loaded from http://www.yourserver.com/flashmovie.swf can access data residing at http://www.yourserver.com/data.txt. The text file is located within the same domain as the SWF.

However, an attempt to load data from http://www.NotMyServer.com/data.txt will fail and no error messages are displayed. The load action will cause a warning dialog to appear.

For more information on this dialog please refer to Macromedia Flash movie fails to load data in Flash Player 7 (TechNote tn_18860).

Alan Rouge wrote: »

TV3's site want me to sign in. Just got this from TV3's site. "Connect to deploy.tv3.ie

http://omg.wthax.org/TV3.jpg

Nope what the hell is this ?

dannym08 wrote: »

i got that same message a couple of hours ago... strange

Edit:

Look like it;s their menu item that is causing the problem....

http://tv3.ie/includes/flash/menu.swf

Bob_Harris · 30-09-2009 12:07am

Interesting direction this thread has taken.

starbelgrade · 30-09-2009 2:30am

genericguy wrote: »

once i dreamt i was eating shredded wheat and i woke up and half the matress was gone.

Brilliant - best laugh of the night!

:D:D:D

Dyr · 30-09-2009 11:10am

It's crossed my mind when writing that I'll just copy and paste or right click before I remember that I'm using a pen.

Watching live sports and having to remind meself theres no replay...

dresden8 · 30-09-2009 11:13am

humanji wrote: »

I was out the other night and was talking to a girl and her friend. When I handed them a cup, I got some very confused looks.

Wasn't one of these cups was it?

http://www.mooncup.co.uk/menstrual_cup_whatisit.html

Kinetic^ · 30-09-2009 11:16am

Bambi wrote: »

Watching live sports and having to remind meself theres no replay...

No Sky+, you're missing out!

Professey Chin · 30-09-2009 11:19am

Kinetic^ wrote: »

No Sky+, you're missing out!

How do you bring sky+ to a stadium

smiley girl · 30-09-2009 11:29am

I always wish I could just ring stuff I have lost!!!

GLaDOS · 30-09-2009 11:54am

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

How do you bring sky+ to a stadium

Maybe it's a case forgetting you can't sky+ life

artanevilla · 30-09-2009 11:54am

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

How do you bring sky+ to a stadium

Carry it?

Joey the lips · 30-09-2009 1:07pm

Wouldnt it be great to control F your relationship and go straight to the sex.;)

Then you could delete bold bits :rolleyes:

Professey Chin · 30-09-2009 1:11pm

Joey the lips wrote: »

Wouldnt it be great to control F your relationship and go straight to the sex.;)

Then you could delete bold bits :rolleyes:

But the bold bits are the best part

jiltloop · 30-09-2009 1:20pm

A few times when I was younger I'd be having a crafty cigarette and my mam would ring me on my mobile. I used to throw the fag away thinking she might smell the smoke on my breath over the phone. Wasted a few cigarettes doing that.
Also the other morning I was half asleep half awake still dreaming and my girlfriend beside me asked me what time it was. At the time I was dreaming that I was looking at a PC screen so I checked the time in the bottom right corner and mumbled 20 to 10. Needless to say it was completely the wrong time. I laughed myself back to sleep.

DOES NOT COMPUTE!

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