Shooting Cheryl Cole

35notout · 27-09-2009 01:00PM #1

The title of the TV show on Channel 4 had me very very excited for a moment

How fupping dissapointed was I when I discovered they meant shooting her video

Now, actually shooting her or any other TV celeb would make bloody good TV....

Maybe channel 4 will make a show where Derren Brown shoots them first before turning the gun on himself

I can but dream........

DubMedic · 27-09-2009 01:03PM

Misleading thread title.

Also, Pics or GTFO.

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MizzLolly · 27-09-2009 01:04PM

Seriously? You'd be happy to watch other human beings be shot on live television?

Did you think before you posted that?

dlofnep · 27-09-2009 01:04PM

I think she's lovely. Nice personality, nice looks, nice person.

Also, Pics or GTFO.

Aidric · 27-09-2009 01:06PM

I'd absolutely love to shoot a load in to her.

Dean820 · 27-09-2009 01:06PM

Too many references about Derren Brown on AH lately for my liking.

35notout · 27-09-2009 01:06PM

MizzLolly wrote: »

Seriously? You'd be happy to watch other human beings be shot on live television?

Did you think before you posted that?

And how many AH posters have watched the clips of be-headings or executions on the internet.....

I never said kill them - just shoot the ****ers

MizzLolly · 27-09-2009 01:07PM

35notout wrote: »

And how many AH posters have watched the clips of be-headings or executions on the internet.....

I never said kill them - just shoot the ****ers

why?

Jet Black · 27-09-2009 01:07PM

Yeah definitly would not kick her out of bed.
Need's to put on a stone or two though.

phasers · 27-09-2009 01:10PM

She's hot, but she's just too damn stupid. She should work in a field where people don't need to speak, like modelling and GTFO my TV.

dlofnep · 27-09-2009 01:37PM

Mask wrote: »

Yeah definitly would not kick her out of bed.
Need's to put on a stone or two though.

No she doesn't, she's perfect.

Snowie · 27-09-2009 01:45PM

i never understood her rletionship with that lad

hes gay and shes a racist

MizzLolly · 27-09-2009 01:48PM

dlofnep wrote: »

No she doesn't, she's perfect.

I agree. I'm a girl and I usually get a bit annoyed by men saying certain celebrities are gorgeous even though I think they are too skinny, wearing too much make up etc... but Cheryl Cole is gorgeous. I don't like her music but I think her personality is great for television.

SV · 27-09-2009 01:56PM

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/06/24/article-1028963-01B8E60600000578-499_468x852.jpg
bit too skinny there tbh but there's no denying she is gorgeous looking.

dlofnep · 27-09-2009 01:59PM

MizzLolly wrote: »

I agree. I'm a girl and I usually get a bit annoyed by men saying certain celebrities are gorgeous even though I think they are too skinny, wearing too much make up etc... but Cheryl Cole is gorgeous. I don't like her music but I think her personality is great for television.

Yup, she's a doll.

paddydriver · 27-09-2009 02:04PM

SV wrote: »

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/06/24/article-1028963-01B8E60600000578-499_468x852.jpg
bit too skinny there tbh but there's no denying she is gorgeous looking.

Until she opens her mouth... or appears with her twat husband on her arm.

CHD · 27-09-2009 02:10PM

paddydriver wrote: »

Until she opens her mouth... or appears with her twat husband on her arm.

Ashley Cole is rich and your not so ha!

Diabhal Beag · 27-09-2009 02:11PM

I'm more of a Nadine Coyle man myself

Lirange · 27-09-2009 02:12PM

With that mangled Geordie Cheryl could carry on quite a convo with a cement mixer

SlickRic · 27-09-2009 02:21PM

'shoot' her?

i'm sure you meant 'do' her.

surely.

and sure a pic while i'm here.

http://www.asiaenews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/cheryl-cole.jpg

SuperHans · 27-09-2009 03:09PM

Would deffo shoot her with me single-barrel pump action yoghurt rifle.

Riddle101 · 27-09-2009 03:18PM

Dean820 wrote: »

Too many references about Derren Brown on AH lately for my liking.

I think we may have to put him on the list of overly used/annoying things on AH. Now let's see

List
Mary Harney
Recession
Yore Ma comments
I for welcome 'Insert something' overlords comments
Lisbon Treaty
Religous debates
And now Derren Brown

Can't think of anymore that's on the list