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  • 18-09-2009 8:38pm
    #1
    Rufus.T.Firefly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 159 ✭✭


    My girlfriend is a porn star.

    She is going to be so pissed off when she finds out.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Selling Bourbon Biscuits for 49p a pack?

    That's ASDA Price.

    Selling pathetic rape claim stories to the Sun?

    That's Katie Price.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.

    The librarian says; "Fook off, you won't bring it back."

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    My wife, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me one of these mood rings so she could monitor my mood.

    We discovered that, when I am in a good mood, it turns green and, when I am in a bad mood, it leaves a big fooking red mark on her forehead.


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  • #2
    dh0661
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭dh0661


    No thanks --- No star :(


  • #3
    gerTheGreat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 871 ✭✭✭gerTheGreat


    Rufus.T.Firefly wrote: »
    My girlfriend is a porn star.

    She is going to be so pissed off when she finds out.

    Genius :D


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