whats the worst insult u can give to someone?

makeabuck

i think its callin someone a Fat Tank of ****e or a Boardsie.....whatever is easier.

Quazzie

A troll?

Its especially insulting when it points out the obviousness of it.

GavRedKing

af_thefragile

You donkey!

TheInquisitor

Me: Hi, i was just wondering , are you a necrophile?
Random person: Ah no why?
Me: Oh thats good , just making sure there was no possibily whatsoever you would ever have sex with me, even in the grave, you disgrace of a human being.

Now that might be seen as somewhat insulting

IvyTheTerrible

The Thunderdome is thataway

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TheZohanS

makeabuck wrote: »

i think its callin someone a Fat Tank of ****e or a Boardsie.....whatever is easier.

Nah it's banning someone; it means "nobody gives a sh!t about you".

thomond2006

To a man: Hi Mr Cowen!

To a woman: Hi Madonna!

SoWatchaWant

makeabuck wrote: »

i think its callin someone a Fat Tank of ****e or a Boardsie.....whatever is easier.

You're a cock!

Euro_Kraut

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

artanevilla

You remind me of myself.

thomond2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw9oX-kZ_9k

brummytom

Your mom's your dad

admiralofthefleet

ah shove it up your brenda

thomond2006

Go away and smoke cock.

Wazdakka

The troll is banned and the thread rolls on..

ejmaztec

I'd hate to be called makeabuck. I'd have to resort to violence if someone called me that.

Boskowski

I can't think of one. I don't get the concept of insults. Everything one could possibly say just sounds silly to me.

Like for instance:

Right.
My mum.
I know you don't know her.
So all you just said about her and what you did to her last night only she was too fat or whatever.
I know that's not true.
Because I know you never even met her.
So what do I care what you say.
Really only makes you look silly.
Not me and not my mum.
Idiot.
Not worth the hassle.

I could go on and on

I really can't think of an insult that does anything but make me laugh about the eejit uttering it.

ejmaztec

Wazdakka wrote: »

The troll is banned and the thread rolls on..

Gone, but the memory lingers on.

Wazdakka

realcam wrote: »

I can't think of one. I don't get the concept of insults. Everything one could possibly say just sounds silly to me.

Like for instance:

Right.
My mum.
I know you don't know her.
So all you just said about her and what you did to her last night only she was too fat or whatever.
I know that's not true.
Because I know you never even met her.
So what do I care what you say.
Really only makes you look silly.
Not me and not my mum.
Idiot.
Not worth the hassle.

I could go on and on
.

That's what your mum said last night..

IvySlayer

So's your face.

Prof.Badass

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BDubliner

I once said this to a priest "I think you're a very rude man" and in response he said "If you ever say that to me again, I'll put your head through the wall"

D.Q

BDubliner wrote: »

I once said this to a priest "I think you're a very rude man" and in response he said "If you ever say that to me again, I'll put your head through the wall"

that has to be, the very worst attempt at referencing father ted i have ever seen.

its actually so funny when you read over the truly awful attempt you just made.

Mena

I thought it was "Oh yeah, Reilly? Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you."

D.Q

hey! where did you get those clothes at the....TOILET store?

me-skywalker

Just repeat everythign they said back to em. Even the non insult part!!!

Black Swan

Have a friend that avoids profanity, but still likes to show his anger with people that cut him off in traffic. Red faced he will shake his fist at them and yell the names of Italian food dishes. It sounds silly, but you would be amazed at how mad these other drivers get when he does this, often giving him the finger and swearing back at him!

ScumLord

This is no one insult that will work on everybody. You need to find out what they value and what they hold most dear and then jump all over it.

RonMexico

It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.

Poor Uncle Tom

The best of you ran down your fathers leg.......

or


Your Ma wasn't bothered about perpetuating intelligence when she spread her legs for your Da.....

My name is URL

YORE MA HAS A LOW POLYCOUNT

Namlub

You're a smelly pirate hooker and I'm going to punch you in the ovaries. Yep, right in the baby-maker.

PhysiologyRocks

Calling someone a spanner can be very hurtful if said in a certain tone of voice.

Porkpie

"I do say, I am most offended by your unpleasant manner."

That's how I survived in the 'hood.

Kold

Prick is rarely said in jest I find.

Knifey Spoony

The Chinese have a great one alright:

"f**k you and the 18 generations of your ancestors"

:eek:

ChocolateSauce

Generally, scumbag is the single most insulting word I can call someone; whether or not they're insulted by it is beside the point, if I think someone is worthy of that name I couldn't think much lower of them.

you've got a head like a chewed up toffo.

dr.bollocko

The thunderdome. It's in me sig and under me name over there somewhere. Perfect for this. I ain't moving it there though lest ye thread subscribers get offended.