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Having some problems when a girl touches me

  • 15-09-2009 2:02am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 69 ✭✭


    ok so you remember i had a thread before about how i met that girl etc. well ive been having a few problems

    im not sure how to explain it but this is the best way i could think of. have any of you ever seen american pie movie 1. where the girl is changing in jims room and everyone is watchin on the cameras. then when she touches him he seems to ejaculate or something before hes even touched her.

    well thats happened me a few times now. is this a condition or normal? and how do you stop it?

    thanks


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,127 ✭✭✭kjl


    Ahh good old premature sexual ejaculation.

    There are creams available which help you slow down a bit, but mostly its just nerves and not being familiar with your own orgasm reaction. Try not going out with a loaded gun if you catch my drift.

    Learn where your point of no return is so you can relax and hold back before that point comes.

    This is all just nerves so just calm down and relax, everyone has had a couple of problems before, in that area.

    I was once with a girl, and it was the first time we were going to have sex, but she didnt shave her legs or some bs like that, so I gave her a razor and went to take a piss. When I came back I started back where I had left off, but I wasn't hard, which she proceeded to mention which got me all nervous about it and I couldn't get it up for a few minutes, this had never happened to me before and I was humiliated, but I got over it, and I ended up dumping the girl because she had so many insecurities.

    So I hope my embarrassing admission has made you reconsider your problem. Its all in the head, and try to empty the chamber before you go out to meet her ok ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6 shurtisonlyme


    Hard to take this post seriously after seeing your user name!! Having said that, the last line of the previous post re emptying the chamber before you meet the lady in question is a very good piece of advice.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    Hi Random Retard.

    Do a google search for premature ejaculation, it's not that uncommon.

    When you become more comfortable and confident with her you'll probably get over it.

    In the interm, if you were prescribed viagra, it wouldn't matter how many times you premeturely blew your load you'd still have a rock-solid truncheon of love to brandish, so that's an option for you also. Beware of creams, lotions and potions, especially internet ones.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,217 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    All good advice, except for the Viagra part. Unless you're suffering from erectile dysfunction Viagra should not be taken and I can't see any doctor, even a crap one suggesting it for this.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 95 ✭✭FishTaco


    You can get condoms (Durex Performa) that have a little anesthetic gel on the inside, they numb you up a bit and help stop premature ejaculation.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 69 ✭✭RandomRetard


    Thanks guys. I don't think i need the viagra as being hard is not a problem. its just the embarrassing issue of ejaculating way too early.

    FishTaco wrote: »
    You can get condoms (Durex Performa) that have a little anesthetic gel on the inside, they numb you up a bit and help stop premature ejaculation.

    I heard about this on mock the week show lol. They don't just do what you mentioned. For example you could turn it inside out and you don't have to wake anybody up!!:D:P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,328 ✭✭✭cafecolour


    Have a quick **** before you go out (or before the date if it's that sort of situation).


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