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Last Night

  • 12-09-2009 8:36am
    #1
    Halla Basin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 316 ✭✭


    I heard you from the wishing well...

    Don't run away from me! I can bring you a painless existence.

    You're lost, you're lost, you're lost...

    Heheheheheh

    Don't squirm, it will be worse for both of us.

    I don't have a knife, is a meat-skewer alright?

    ...

    ...

    Happiness is mine again!

    Teehee!

    FLAPPY FLAPPY MONSTER HAPPY


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  • #2
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,762 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    I'd like to register my presence here and my belief that this thread shall be locked.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #3
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    I'd like to register my presence here and my belief that this thread shall be locked.


    How's things?, I'm getting a new tattoo today - you up to much yourself?.

    .


  • #4
    Halla Basin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 316 ✭✭Halla Basin


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    I'd like to register my presence here and my belief that this thread shall be locked.

    Move across the night, like a separate wiiiind!


  • #5
    kumate_champ07
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,150 ✭✭✭kumate_champ07


    I like it when the red water comes out


  • #6
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Halla Basin wrote: »
    Move across the night, like a separate wiiiind!

    Sprawl through the darkness like a bush full of crabs...


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  • #7
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Nova Dirty Brush wrote: »
    How's things?, I'm getting a new tattoo today - you up to much yourself?.

    .
    Oh i'm getting a new one on Monday. What you getting?


  • #8
    Halla Basin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 316 ✭✭Halla Basin


    DarkJager wrote: »
    Sprawl through the darkness like a bush full of crabs...

    You're just a sticky river...


  • #9
    kumate_champ07
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,150 ✭✭✭kumate_champ07


    fat soft and cold yet to melt, saliva flows as the warmth of the frying pan is felt


  • #10
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    I'd like to register my presence here and my belief that this thread shall be locked.

    I think we should study it.

    From the first paragraph it seems the poster is trying to recreate the hunt for their prey and their conquest.

    They leave the second paragraph blanket but indicate that something happen. Possibly the acts committed shamed the poster and they feel a sense of guilt for them.

    The last paragraph shows the posters sexual gratification. This could be from completion of their personal ritual.

    From all this, I conclude the OP wishes to have sex with their own mother.
    Kiera wrote: »
    Oh i'm getting a new one on Monday. What you getting?

    Get a Panda tattoo


  • #11
    kumate_champ07
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,150 ✭✭✭kumate_champ07


    I got a tattoo today from 1,000,000 penetrating golden rays piercing my skin and exciting my soul


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  • #12
    Halla Basin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 316 ✭✭Halla Basin


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    I think we should study it.

    From the first paragraph it seems the poster is trying to recreate the hunt for their prey and their conquest.

    They leave the second paragraph blanket but indicate that something happen. Possibly the acts committed shamed the poster and they feel a sense of guilt for them.

    The last paragraph shows the posters sexual gratification. This could be from completion of their personal ritual.

    From all this, I conclude the OP wishes to have sex with their own mother.

    Aha, but maybe I just like killing people?

    There's a lot on your mind.

    But maybe you were mistaken... Rumours are that you quit this mistaken


  • #13
    Wurly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,095 ✭✭✭Wurly


    Nettles make the milk come from my teat.


  • #14
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Trí wrote: »
    Nettles make the milk come from my teat.

    PICS OR GTFO :pac:


  • #15
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    This whole thread is like a Matt Holck nightmare.

    Sticky rivers or gushing streams, a bag of coke or some ice creams?


  • #16
    kumate_champ07
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,150 ✭✭✭kumate_champ07


    DarkJager wrote: »
    This whole thread is like a Matt Holck nightmare.

    Sticky rivers or gushing streams, a bag of coke or some ice creams?

    sun comes out and fun runs south, smoke turns to clouds while wind moves the crowds
    echos of screams from broken dreams of passion and malace mix with the taste of pureness from the sacred chalice slowly heated by a furnace filled with burning children who never grew old, tears sizzle and pop as their story is told


  • #17
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    kumate_champ07 wrote: »
    sun comes out and fun runs south, smoke turns to clouds while wind moves the crowds
    echos of screams from broken dreams of passion and malace mix with the taste of pureness from the sacred chalice slowly heated by a furnace filled with burning children who never grew old, tears sizzle and pop as their story is told

    Must be a ****ing massive furnace! Sounds like the ideal holiday destination though. :cool:

    When balls touch the hotplate, there's such a gentle fizz, as assorted frying fleshes get seasoned in jizz.


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