Vandal Kids

znv6i3h7kqf9ys · 10-09-2009 9:38am #1

Yesterday I caught one of the local kids keying my car. I went to his parents and he admitted doing it. His mother did not know what to do but accepted he did it. She said she would come up to me to sort it out but as of yet there has been no sign of her. What are my options?

IvyTheTerrible · 10-09-2009 9:39am

Great choice of forum :rolleyes:

bluto63 · 10-09-2009 9:41am

Key the kid. An eye for an eye

K4t · 10-09-2009 9:41am

Give her a keyring.

My name is URL · 10-09-2009 9:45am

Make the kid do jobs for you.. cutting grass and weeding etc

The mother paying for the damage won't teach the kid a lesson

hungryhippo · 10-09-2009 9:47am

Gardai should scare the fckers into paying. Criminal damage.

Vain · 10-09-2009 9:47am

Is the mother hot??

chin_grin · 10-09-2009 9:50am

Make a placard saying "I keyed suchandsuch's car" and have him wear it. Oooh no a t-shirt. Bright pink and with neon lettering. Make him wear it for a week.

Nothing like a bit of humiliation to scare a kid straight.

TheZohanS · 10-09-2009 9:51am

Johan High Toupee wrote: »

Yesterday I caught one of the local kids keying my car. I went to his parents and he admitted doing it. His mother did not know what to do but accepted he did it. She said she would come up to me to sort it out but as of yet there has been no sign of her. What are my options?

Give her 'til Monday, if she hasn't contacted you by then call up to her.

Set a deadline for payment for the damage, if she doesn't pay by the deadline set call into your local Garda station and explain the situation.

Make sure you have all times and dates listed.

holly1 · 10-09-2009 9:53am

What age is he?

Vain · 10-09-2009 9:55am

holly1 wrote: »

What age is he?

Im guessing under the legal age.

holly1 · 10-09-2009 9:59am

No harm getting a guard to speak to him,it works.Frightens the s***t out of them.

Jumpy · 10-09-2009 10:01am

Vain wrote: »

Im guessing under the legal age.

We need a horrified smiley. Something with far more clout than that stupid eek.

Something like this. http://www.b3tards.com/u/f9b636a9c3b04d363897/horrified.jpg

ejmaztec · 10-09-2009 10:01am

Use the kid as a tow-rope.

Jesus Wept · 10-09-2009 10:04am

holly1 wrote: »

No harm getting a guard to speak to him,it works.Frightens the s***t out of them.

Depends on the kid.

Hang him over a very high building by his ankles, swinging him side to side for a while till be poos himself, then give him a cheeky wink and tell him not to get up to any more mischief.

Vain · 10-09-2009 10:06am

Jumpy wrote: »

We need a horrified smiley. Something with far more clout than that stupid eek.

Something like this. http://www.b3tards.com/u/f9b636a9c3b04d363897/horrified.jpg

You have a dirrrrrrrty mind, I was on about under the legal age to bring to get him locked up

znv6i3h7kqf9ys · 10-09-2009 10:29am

hungryhippo wrote: »

Gardai should scare the fckers into paying. Criminal damage.

The Gardai would probably just say it was a civil matter and do nothing. The kid wouldn't be prosecuted as he is too young so why would they waste their time. Also how could you sue a kid? Hence the thread.

Gummy Panda · 10-09-2009 10:37am

Hire Snyper to sort out the kid.

He works on a pro-boner basis

TheZohanS · 10-09-2009 10:41am

Johan High Toupee wrote: »

The Gardai would probably just say it was a civil matter and do nothing. The kid wouldn't be prosecuted as he is too young so why would they waste their time. Also how could you sue a kid? Hence the thread.

It's definitely Criminal Damage, not a civil case.

Professey Chin · 10-09-2009 11:00am

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Hire Snyder to sort out the kid.

He works on a pro-boner basis

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