Vote Turd for Lisbon

Turd Ferguson

Okay, so there is alot of talk about this Lisbon thing going on. Quite a few avid Yes voters....quite a few avid No voters. But what about the un-decided? What about the people who don't care enough to pick either Yes or No. Well I have a third option for you (or rather a turd option). For the mass un-decideds out there you can do what I will be doing come that faithfull polling day. When I am in that little cubicle looking at that slip of paper, instead of ticking one of the two boxes that they have so carefully laid out for me, I shall be writing TURD FERGUSON in big bold letters and making my own box for that particular option. Then I will tick that box and depending on my mood I may even draw a little cartoon penis too.

So fellow boards peoples, if you are sick of all the Yes and No propaganda and you don't really care which way it goes....vote for me istead.

Thank you for your time.


This post has been paid for by the Turd Ferguson for Lisbon Party, in association with the League of Pedobears for Sexier Children

cherryghost

cop yourself on boyo. its an important treaty thats to be taken seriously. if you have no intention on voting yes or no, dont bother voting at all.

biko

Turd 4 prez

SoupyNorman

You're not THAT popular.


Now if Terry posted something similar...

phasers

I'll be writing "Giant Douche"

Captain Chaos

cherryghost wrote: »

cop yourself on boyo. its an important treaty thats to be taken seriously. if you have no intention on voting yes or no, dont bother voting at all.

If it so important why are we being giving a choice to vote on it, twice even?
The only right answer is yes, no is a fake option.

99% of other EU countries just passed it outright and didn't give anyone else a choice.

Sean Quagmire

Can't we just leave a massive turd in the cubicle as a calling card..

SoupyNorman

Sean Quagmire wrote: »

Can't we just leave a massive turd in the cubicle as a calling card..

I'll start on the bran flakes now.

ejmaztec

cherryghost wrote: »

cop yourself on boyo. its an important treaty thats to be taken seriously. if you have no intention on voting yes or no, dont bother voting at all.

We didn't treat the end of the world seriously, so I don't think that Lisbon's out of bounds for merry quips.:P

Turd Ferguson

cherryghost wrote: »

cop yourself on boyo. its an important treaty thats to be taken seriously. if you have no intention on voting yes or no, dont bother voting at all.

BEING AN IRISH CITIZEN GIVES ME THE RIGHT TO SPOIL MY VOTE IF I WISH AND ABSOLUTELY NOBODY CAN STOP ME FROM DOING THAT

laoisforliam

phasers wrote: »

I'll be writing "Giant Douche"

Everyone knows that the hilarious, super-cool, 'turd sandwich' is better than the stupid, unfunny 'giant douche'!!

Vote Turd Sandwich!

phasers

laoisforliam wrote: »

Everyone knows that the hilarious, super-cool, 'turd sandwich' is better than the stupid, unfunny 'giant douche'!!

Vote Turd Sandwich!

You're a turd sandwich

Turd Ferguson

phasers wrote: »

You're a turd sandwich

We're all turd sandwiches...yayyyyyyyyyy

My name is URL

I was gonna vote yes, then I read all the "better than thou" posts from the Yes campaigners here, so I decided to vote No, then I read all the ridiculous reasons behind that, so i decided to be undecided, then i read this thread, so I'm gonna vote Turd

cherryghost

so you're going to waste your time by spoiling your vote? what are you hoping to acheive with this? i really dont understand your purpose

laoisforliam

phasers wrote: »

You're a turd sandwich

OOOhh, post reported you giant douche!!

laoisforliam

not really

bluto63

Recognition is my guess. If enough people put Turd Furgeson down, he'll be famous!

Turd Ferguson

cherryghost wrote: »

so you're going to waste your time by spoiling your vote? what are you hoping to acheive with this? i really dont understand your purpose

I dont wish to "acheive" anything and yes I am going to "waste my time" by doing this. And maybe you dont get my "purpose" but there are quite a few people that do and those are the "people" that I am writing this for.

"thank you"""""

ScumLord

I'm completely illiterate and am unable to vote as they won't let me bring my Mexican typing monkey into the voting both with me.

SoupyNorman

phasers wrote: »

You're a turd sandwich

laoisforliam wrote: »

OOOhh, post reported you giant douche!!

I also reported you Phasers...






...For being Hilarious.

ejmaztec

Sean Quagmire wrote: »

Can't we just leave a massive turd in the cubicle as a calling card..

Please don't do it in Kerry, or I'll be arrested again.:eek:

Vegeta

Take a picture with a camera phone of your s(p)oiled voting card.

Would make a nice avatar

My name is URL

We could all smuggle in a picture of a poop and fold it inside the ballot paper then drop it in the box without them seeing it.. they won't know what hit 'em

Ed_

Captain Chaos wrote: »

If it so important why are we being giving a choice to vote on it, twice even?
The only right answer is yes, no is a fake option.

99% of other EU countries just passed it outright and didn't give anyone else a choice.

Technically the French and the Dutch voted no also so their respective parliaments said "**** you" to the electorate and ratified it anyway. Ireland voted no so they say "not good enough." You must vote again. This is a democracy?

That_Guy

Vote Giant Douche.

Gummy Panda

screw you turd!!

You have no boobies. No flash of puppies, no vote :mad:

K-9

Ed_ wrote: »

You must vote again. This is a democracy?

YEP, a strange one, we moan about voting!

Turd Ferguson

Gummy Panda wrote: »

screw you turd!!

You have no boobies. No flash of puppies, no vote :mad:

Can't argue with that logic...

meditraitor

Ed_ wrote: »

Ireland voted no so they say "not good enough." You must vote again. This is a democracy?

the same as the divorce referendum, whats your point here ED?

Or should I say divorce referendum S

Dyr

meditraitor wrote: »

the same as the divorce referendum, whats your point here ED?

Or should I say divorce referendum S

bout ten years of a difference actually. Did you vote in the divorce referendum?

vibe666

Ed_ wrote: »

This is a democracy?

no, it's a republic. :rolleyes:

weren't you paying attention in school?

did all your countrymen die for nothing at the hands of the British imperialistic pigdogs???

Ed_

vibe666 wrote: »

no, it's a republic. :rolleyes:

weren't you paying attention in school?

did all your countrymen die for nothing at the hands of the British imperialistic pigdogs???

What are you on about?

phasers

Turd, this is turning out worse than the Christmas thread

Turd Ferguson

phasers wrote: »

Turd, this is turning out worse than the Christmas thread

I know. Why can't you people take things seriously? Huh?
Bunch of bloody messers the lot of ye

:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

ShooterSF

IF you vote "Turd Ferguson" the EU will abort your babies and replace them with alien spawn!!!!












....Vote Turd Ferguson.

Sean Quagmire

Turd Poster

Prof.Badass

Dear Turd,

Despite being very commited to the cause, vote spoiling just doesn't go far enough for me. I want to really make an impact at the voting office.

So on October 2nd, while all of you will be spoiling your votes, I am going casually walk into the polling booth and soil mine.

Hopefully all will go to plan. If not, I wish you all the best with your campaign.

Your comrade in turd,
Vinylmesh.

Wazdakka

Atari Turduar..
I like it.

ScumLord

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Can't argue with that logic...

You could at least try!

meditraitor

Bambi wrote: »

bout ten years of a difference actually. Did you vote in the divorce referendum?

I did.:)

If a nation was ill informed or has had a change of heart then the government has every right to call another referendum. The 1987 supreme court ruling does not say anything about how many times or over what period these choices can be put to the people.

In this case 51% of the voting population had a say and 53% of those voting said NO, this means that only 27% of the voting public actually said NO....

A decision to have another Vote was taken after because it is widely believed (and yet to be proven) that the No campaign was waged using smoke and mirrors with many half truths and downright lies.
The government equally have to take the blame for this because as usual they showed how useless they are and how far removed from us citizens they have become. This is the probably the main reason people voted NO and not the reason for the vote in the first place.

So implying that having another vote is somewhat undemocratic is idiotic and not clever or funny


Apologies Young Turd for dragging this wonderfull thread into the sewer......... we call Irish politics

Vote yes..... or TURD (if you want to have a swipe at the Fiana Failures)

Turd Ferguson

ScumLord wrote: »

You could at least try!

Ok

Gummy Panda wrote: »

screw you turd!!

You have no boobies. No flash of puppies, no vote :mad:

Screw you Gummy Panda, just because I dont have conventional breasts does not mean that I cannot have boobies! And as for me flashing puppies, I fail to see how your beasteality fetish comes into proceedings?

ShooterSF

I've changed my mind. Vote for this man.

spacetweek

Absolutely retarded post from the OP. Get real pal. If you're just going to take the piss when asked an important question, maybe you shouldn't be living in a democracy.

As for voting twice on Lisbon, research done after the last one revealed that the majority of Irish people didn't actually know what it was they were voting on. So, yes, their answer was invalid.

And finally, voting No to punish the government is highly inadvisable in the middle of the country's worst recession in decades. We need friends right now, not enemies.

Sean Quagmire

spacetweek wrote: »

Absolutely retarded post from the OP. Get real pal. If you're just going to take the piss when asked an important question, maybe you shouldn't be living in a democracy.

As for voting twice on Lisbon, research done after the last one revealed that the majority of Irish people didn't actually know what it was they were voting on. So, yes, their answer was invalid.

And finally, voting No to punish the government is highly inadvisable in the middle of the country's worst recession in decades. We need friends right now, not enemies.

.....so you wont be shitting the the voting box?

Turd Ferguson

spacetweek wrote: »

Absolutely retarded post from the OP. Get real pal. If you're just going to take the piss when asked an important question, maybe you shouldn't be living in a democracy.

As for voting twice on Lisbon, research done after the last one revealed that the majority of Irish people didn't actually know what it was they were voting on. So, yes, their answer was invalid.

And finally, voting No to punish the government is highly inadvisable in the middle of the country's worst recession in decades. We need friends right now, not enemies.

So everyone should think what you think? I think you're the one who shouldn't be living in a democracy. And I'm not your pal, buddy

ibarelycare

spacetweek wrote: »

Absolutely retarded post from the OP. Get real pal. If you're just going to take the piss when asked an important question, maybe you shouldn't be living in a democracy.

As for voting twice on Lisbon, research done after the last one revealed that the majority of Irish people didn't actually know what it was they were voting on. So, yes, their answer was invalid.

And finally, voting No to punish the government is highly inadvisable in the middle of the country's worst recession in decades. We need friends right now, not enemies.

So if the Yes vote had won, do you think they'd be doing another referendum??? I don't think so!

dub_skav

All serious discussion should be taken to the polotics forum. I know you can't help yourselves but just remember a turd on the ballot is worth 2 down the flush.

Turd Ferguson

dub_skav wrote: »

All serious discussion should be taken to the polotics forum. I know you can't help yourselves but just remember a turd on the ballot is worth 2 down the flush.

I agree. This thread is not about Lisbon, its about me being AWESOME

dub_skav

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

I agree. This thread is not about Lisbon, its about me being AWESOME

Oh sorry, that's not what I thought it was about, my mistake

*Walks off whistling*

javaboy

No more serious posts about Lisbon or whether this is democracy or not in this thread.