Turkish Girl in the bodega the other night.

terribletim · 07-09-2009 8:21pm #1

Lining up for a pack of fags. Some rugby boys outside were doing some half-arsed american frat boy "drink! drink! drink!" stuff while one was downing a pint.

Turkish girl says to her friends in exquisite ESL: "It's not like this in Turkey."

She noticed me eavesdropping and switched back to her native tongue. Not sure what she said next.

mike kelly · 07-09-2009 8:25pm

Go for it! Turkish girls are great. You may never get another chance like this

ronnie3585 · 07-09-2009 8:29pm

You want burger my friend?

TheZohanS · 07-09-2009 9:23pm

Then what happened?

mikedragon32 · 07-09-2009 9:25pm

Wow. I hope all your posts are this good, OP.

wudangclan · 07-09-2009 9:27pm

post what she said here and we'll try and translate it for you.

FearDark · 07-09-2009 9:27pm

terribletim wrote: »

Lining up for a pack of fags. Some rugby boys outside were doing some half-arsed american frat boy "drink! drink! drink!" stuff while one was downing a pint.

Turkish girl says to her friends in exquisite ESL: "It's not like this in Turkey."

She noticed me eavesdropping and switched back to her native tongue. Not sure what she said next.

Huh huh, rugby boys wont like you calling them fags... huh huh huh Beavis...

_Arctic_ · 07-09-2009 9:30pm

I see.....

RugbyFanatic · 07-09-2009 9:31pm

terribletim wrote: »

Lining up for a pack of fags. Some rugby boys outside were doing some half-arsed american frat boy "drink! drink! drink!" stuff while one was downing a pint.

Turkish girl says to her friends in exquisite ESL: "It's not like this in Turkey."

She noticed me eavesdropping and switched back to her native tongue. Not sure what she said next.

How did you know she was Turkish?

Why did she speak english if her friend could speak Turkish?

How did you know the lads played rugby? Were they in their club attire?

Are you sure this story isn't made up?

If not, whats the point of it?

wudangclan · 07-09-2009 9:33pm

i think it might be one of them zen koans

MagicMarker · 07-09-2009 9:33pm

terribletim wrote: »

Lining up for a pack of fags. Some rugby boys outside were doing some half-arsed american frat boy "drink! drink! drink!" stuff while one was downing a pint.

Turkish girl says to her friends in exquisite ESL: "It's not like this in Turkey."

She noticed me eavesdropping and switched back to her native tongue. Not sure what she said next.

Oh Tim, you're terrible.

K-Ren · 07-09-2009 9:37pm

In before topic-turkey joke.

Ruu_Old · 07-09-2009 9:39pm

Ok

wudangclan · 07-09-2009 9:39pm

K-Ren wrote: »

In before topic-turkey joke.

how do you know she was from turkey?
did she gobble?

ba dum dum tish.

Heisenberg. · 07-09-2009 9:41pm

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TheZohanS · 07-09-2009 9:50pm

I drank a cup of coffee today, it was nice.

I did not put any sugar in it.

I do not like sugar in my coffee.

The End.

pablomakaveli · 07-09-2009 10:07pm

Was she hot?

TheZohanS · 07-09-2009 10:16pm

pablomakaveli wrote: »

Was she hot?

As hot as coffee should be.

Neamhshuntasach · 07-09-2009 10:17pm

Bodega? Where are you? Spanish Harlem?

thegen · 07-09-2009 10:29pm

did you ask could you munch on her kebab????

Holsten · 07-09-2009 10:31pm

wat

Fratton Fred · 07-09-2009 10:40pm

Did this happen in Dublin, if not culchie forum ftw.

KevinVonSpiel · 07-09-2009 10:41pm

terribletim wrote: »

Lining up for a pack of fags. Some rugby boys outside were doing some half-arsed american frat boy "drink! drink! drink!" stuff while one was downing a pint.

Turkish girl says to her friends in exquisite ESL: "It's not like this in Turkey."

She noticed me eavesdropping and switched back to her native tongue. Not sure what she said next.

Ah! but the legs of a table, though wooden, may not all be from the same tree!

kyp_durron · 07-09-2009 10:57pm

Is the bodega in cork? I think I was there once and I talked to some people.

karlr42 · 07-09-2009 11:28pm

Today, I was doing laundry. I threw in everything white, yellow and grey. My laundry came out pink. I'm terribly confused.

dunnomede? · 07-09-2009 11:42pm

the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. 'Give me five bees for a quarter,' you’d say.
"Now where were we? Oh yeah -- the important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones..."

Rented Mule · 08-09-2009 1:29am

Bodega obviously means something different to the OP than myself.

You would be smoking tobacco in the ones that I have frequented.

ConmanTheKiller · 08-09-2009 2:10am

dunnomede? wrote: »

the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. 'Give me five bees for a quarter,' you’d say.
"Now where were we? Oh yeah -- the important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones..."

THAT'S a paddlin' :pac:

Kold · 08-09-2009 2:16am

SUPER COOL STORY, BRAH!

08-09-2009 2:30am

It's been brought up before and will manys a time more....

''You should have to have a minimum of 100 posts to make a thread on here''..... does be some garbage posted, mainly by newbies :pac:

liah · 08-09-2009 2:40am

Neamhshuntasach wrote: »

Bodega? Where are you? Spanish Harlem?

That would explain the incident.

/wonders if anyone will get that reference..

javaboy · 08-09-2009 2:46am

liah wrote: »

That would explain the incident.

/wonders if anyone will get that reference..

Dylan right?

brendansmith · 08-09-2009 2:47am

When you say turkish girl do you mean this:
http://gallery.photo.net/photo/6879039-md.jpg
or a girl that looked abit like:
http://weslowery.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/turk-745163.jpg

CianRyan · 08-09-2009 2:50am

Kold wrote: »

SUPER COOL STORY, BRAH!

Neither the time, nor the place...:(

You'll get it one day man, hang in there.:pac:

Edit: I am not proud of knowing where that comes from.

happyfriday · 08-09-2009 8:47am

dunnomede? wrote: »

the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. 'Give me five bees for a quarter,' you’d say.
"Now where were we? Oh yeah -- the important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones..."

'The metric system is a tool of the devil! My car get 40 rods to the hogshead and that's the way I like it'

*Where would we be without his wonderful insights?!?

daveywavey08 · 08-09-2009 9:11am

Cool story, bro

tbh · 08-09-2009 3:07pm

terribletim wrote: »

Lining up for a pack of fags. Some rugby boys outside were doing some half-arsed american frat boy "drink! drink! drink!" stuff while one was downing a pint.

Turkish girl says to her friends in exquisite ESL: "It's not like this in Turkey."

She noticed me eavesdropping and switched back to her native tongue. Not sure what she said next.

I was there. The literal translation, from the Turkish, was "It's not like this in Turkey".

I agree, it was quite funny.

cathysworld · 08-09-2009 3:11pm

I think what she said in Turkish was "This is going to make a great story on boards.ie some day"...

smileysurfer · 08-09-2009 4:02pm

Neamhshuntasach wrote: »

Bodega? Where are you? Spanish Harlem?

Bodega is on Cork City

itsallaboutheL · 08-09-2009 4:29pm

I think it has to be asked..............

Why was OP in a Gay Bar?

And is he sure the Turkish Lady was infact a lady..

bluto63 · 08-09-2009 4:32pm

This thread has made my day. Thank you OP

Jackovarian · 08-09-2009 4:50pm

I want my ten seconds back...

LD 50 · 08-09-2009 4:51pm

EPIC

fail

marko91 · 08-09-2009 5:45pm

whats a bogeda?

Bob Z · 08-09-2009 5:57pm

What's a turkey?

Paddy Samurai · 08-09-2009 7:06pm

terribletim wrote: »

"It's not like this in Turkey

10/10 for observation .

smileysurfer · 09-09-2009 8:44am

itsallaboutheL wrote: »

I think it has to be asked..............

Why was OP in a Gay Bar?

And is he sure the Turkish Lady was infact a lady..

Its not a gay bar

Jay D · 09-09-2009 9:05am

terribletim wrote: »

Lining up for a pack of fags. Some rugby boys outside were doing some half-arsed american frat boy "drink! drink! drink!" stuff while one was downing a pint.

Turkish girl says to her friends in exquisite ESL: "It's not like this in Turkey."

She noticed me eavesdropping and switched back to her native tongue. Not sure what she said next.

a brilliant story

with a happy ending

Bob Z · 09-09-2009 9:16am

Brilliant! Mods could we make this a stickie?

johnmacward · 09-09-2009 10:00am

What does OP mean? I only have 140 posts.

bluto63 · 09-09-2009 10:06am

Original Poster.

Learn your internetz!

Turkish Girl in the bodega the other night.

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