My MasterCard moment

Kalashnikov_Kid

The cost of 3 pints of beer.....£6.60


The cost of receiving several bitter looks of indignation from a bunch of aul Welsh dudes after celebrating Robbie Keane's 85th minute winner....PRICELESS!!!


Any other similar moments you wanna share with us?

Bonus pints for witty replies

phasers

Who's Robbie Keane

MagicMarker

I don't get it, did you pay with a mastercard? Who the fúck pays for 3 pints with a mastercard?

Get a job ya bum.

galwayrush

What is this Mastercard you speak of.?
and for the love of god, what were you doing with a bunch of aul Welsh dudes.?:eek:

Max Power1

MagicMarker wrote: »

I don't get it, did you pay with a mastercard? Who the fúck pays for 3 pints with a mastercard?

Get a job ya bum.

Also from personal experience, paying for ANYTHING in a bar with credit card is a baaaaaad idea. At least if you only pay in cash you can only spend what you have!

Kalashnikov_Kid

MagicMarker wrote: »

I don't get it, did you pay with a mastercard? Who the fúck pays for 3 pints with a mastercard?

Get a job ya bum.

Was referring to the Mastercard ad that was on TV for a good while, which you obviously didnt pick up on!

Or maybe Im bitter cos I dont have a Mastercard to stick all my personal debt on I dunno...

Dark_lord_ire

true story

Price of new laptop €1500, wireless internet €200. Getting drunk with mates falling into bed, getting up in the middle of the night confusing lid of latop with lid of jacks PRICELESS

This actually happened to me thankfully house insurance paid well. Told pc world i spilled coffee in it but god the thing was stinking lol

MagicMarker

Kalashnikov_Kid wrote: »

Was referring to the Mastercard ad that was on TV for a good while, which you obviously didnt pick up on!

Or maybe Im bitter cos I dont have a Mastercard to stick all my personal debt on I dunno...

Generally for a master card moment you need to be using a master card.

Thread fail. You suck.

Kalashnikov_Kid

MagicMarker wrote: »

Generally for a master card moment you need to be using a master card.

Thread fail. You suck.

Says who? No thread fails YOU!!

MagicMarker

Kalashnikov_Kid wrote: »

Says who? No thread fails YOU!!

shut up! that's why!!

pikachucheeks

A friend of mine charged a carton of milk to his Mastercard.

What a tosser!

JIZZLORD

i actually paid for two jam doughnuts with my mastercard yesterday. i thought i had 20 quid in my pocket, but i didn't and yer one wouldn't let me come back for them.

galwayrush

pikachucheeks wrote: »

A friend of mine charged a carton of milk to his Mastercard.

What a tosser!

I have a neighbour who acts real snobbish at times and is often a long way up her own arse at times, she admitted while drunk one night that she used her third credit card to make a minimum payment on her other 2 credit cards and pay their mortgage.:eek:

Rebelheart

phasers wrote: »

Who's Robbie Keane

Jesus, have you no intelligence at all? He is a soccer player and soccer is the new Socrates, Aristotle and Plato all in one.

Know your soccer or you will be as isolated as a monk on Sceilig Mhichíl in the 8th century.

Well, at least that's what the soccer crowd would have us think.

Yours,
Rebelheart (who last watched a soccer match in 1988 and has managed to still be a human in the interim)

pikachucheeks

Rebelheart wrote: »

Jesus, have you no intelligence at all? He is a soccer player and soccer is the new Socrates, Aristotle and Plato all in one.

Know your soccer or you will be as isolated as a monk on Sceilig Mhichíl in the 8th century.

Well, at least that's what the soccer crowd would have us think.

Yours,
Rebelheart (who last watched a soccer match in 1988 and has managed to still be a human in the interim)

I was born then, on an off-topic note!

Archeron

pikachucheeks wrote: »

A friend of mine charged a carton of milk to his Mastercard.

What a tosser!

I once worked worked in a shop and a woman paid for a 6p envelope with a 50 pound note (that was a lot of money in them days).
When the transaction was finished, she asked for a bag to put it in and then moaned because the smallest bag we had was considerably bigger than her new envelope.

I could have Mastercard Momented her, but the shop was too busy so she escaped with her life.

Rebelheart

pikachucheeks wrote: »

I was born then, on an off-topic note!

I still have the t-shirt: 2.36pm, 12 June 1988 in Stuttgart, if I recall. Ray Houghton was the hero. Ireland: 1; England: 0.

Amazing summer, truly amazing. Only surpassed by summer 1990 and the four Meath-Dublin matches (I'm a Meathman). That is still the greatest summer of my life.

Canis Lupus

Rebelheart wrote: »

Jesus, have you no intelligence at all? He is a soccer player and soccer is the new Socrates, Aristotle and Plato all in one.

Know your soccer or you will be as isolated as a monk on Sceilig Mhichíl in the 8th century.

Well, at least that's what the soccer crowd would have us think.

Yours,
Rebelheart (who last watched a soccer match in 1988 and has managed to still be a human in the interim)

Ah yes.... soccer. A game where a sphere of air captured in a synthetic skin is kicked about a rectangle of grass by hooooooooooooorendously overpaid nancy boys who seem to fall over constantly even when they have no reason to.

netwhizkid

I stood up in the lower Davin stand in the 2007 All-Ireland final between Kerry and Cork and shouted out, Stand Ticket €80, Train Tickets, €72, Breakfast at Madigans €8, for some things there is MasterCard seeing Kerry hammer Cork in an All-Ireland final absolutely priceless.

RuggieBear

have you not bought boards yet?

peepeep

This thread gains lame points, for being so lame.

Overheal

That was a lame mastercard moment. Most Matercard moments involve at least 4 or 5 different build-up purchases not just Oh I got drunk and something cool happened.

No man, learn. learn!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJbtFAmXPkY

JIZZLORD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V70bLAPevMc

Rebelheart

Overheal wrote: »

That was a lame mastercard moment. Most Matercard moments involve at least 4 or 5 different build-up purchases not just Oh I got drunk and something cool happened.

No man, learn. learn!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJbtFAmXPkY

Very good video there.

El Siglo

My brother went on a class field trip for his postgrad there about a year and a half ago, and this is the series of events forming a mastercard moment for one his friends on the trip:

• Return Plane Ticket from Dublin to Berlin - €89.99
• Hostel for 6 days - €45.00
• Going to a strip club called "Tutti Frutti" - €450
• Catching chlamydia after having unprotected sex with a prostitute and giving it to your girlfriend and getting away with it... priceless!

Capt'n Midnight

My sister bought a laptop with the credit card two years ago.


Transaction still hasn't showed up.

Priceless