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Us men have such an easy job with the ladies

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  • 31-08-2009 8:47pm
    #1
    Flukey
    Registered Users Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭


    (Also posted in the Ladies Lounge) :)

    It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

    1. a friend
    2. a companion
    3. a lover
    4. a brother
    5. a father
    6. a master
    7. a chef
    8. an electrician
    9. a carpenter
    10. a plumber
    11. a mechanic
    12. a decorator
    13. a stylist
    14. a sexologist
    15. a gynecologist
    16. a psychologist
    17. a pest exterminator
    18. a psychiatrist
    19. a healer
    20. a good listener
    21. an organizer
    22. a good father
    23. very clean
    24. sympathetic
    25. athletic
    26. warm
    27. attentive
    28. gallant
    29. intelligent
    30. funny
    31. creative
    32. tender
    33. strong
    34. understanding
    35. tolerant
    36. prudent
    37. ambitious
    38. capable
    39. courageous
    40. determined
    41. true
    42. dependable
    43. passionate
    44. compassionate

    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

    45. give her compliments regularly
    46. love shopping
    47. be honest
    48. be very rich
    49. not stress her out
    50. not look at other girls

    AND AT THE SAME TIME, HE MUST ALSO:

    51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
    52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
    53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

    IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

    54. Never to forget:
    * birthdays
    * anniversaries
    * arrangements she makes

    On the other hand, women have to do this much to make a man happy:

    1. Show up naked
    2. Bring beer
    (...and for some of us, #2 is optional)
    :)


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    #2
    star-pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    Flukey wrote: »
    On the other hand, women have to do this much to make a man happy:

    1. Show up naked
    2. Bring beer
    (...and for some of us, #2 is optional)
    :)

    #2 on that list is not optional in this forum ;)


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    #3
    P.C.
    Registered Users Posts: 2,782 ✭✭✭P.C.


    star-pants wrote: »
    #2 on that list is not optional in this forum ;)


    +1 000 000 :D

    If you forget the beer - go home and get it!


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    #4
    Flukey
    Registered Users Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    It has already been locked in The Ladies Lounge, with an accusation that it was an attempt to troll. Some people have no sense of humour (or not enough beer). :)


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    #5
    The Recliner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,630 ✭✭✭The Recliner


    Flukey wrote: »
    It has already been locked in The Ladies Lounge, with an accusation that it was an attempt to troll. Some people have no sense of humour (or not enough beer). :)

    Probably more to do with the fact that this sh!te has been posted several times before

    And it wasnt funny then either


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    #6
    trout
    Registered Users Posts: 9,926 ✭✭✭trout


    bindun, many times

    /thread


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