Worst Beer/drink youve had!

Daragh101

Right, there is a thread about peoples favourite drinks!!.....

This is for the drinks that you dont like!!


For me its carlsberg from the "bottle". Me and my mate bought a crate of carlsberg bottles, i dont no was it a bad batch or what but it tasted vile out of this world!.....also galahad, and dutch gold ...

Mr. CooL ICE

Tennents.

Bought a crate of it a few years ago cos it was on special offer. Could never drink more than 1 can at a time and barely even finished them at that. The thing lasted me 2 months before they were all gone.

Redrocket

Budweiser.

freyners

tuborg nd dutch gold

Kold

None of the above compare to the cans of 'Red Racer Indian Pale Ale' in British Colombia.

Tastes like a packet or curry seasoning was thrown in to some stale beer.

currythis

Cans of Bass
They were a euro per can in tesco a few weeks back
never again will I drink that piss-water!!

LostinBlanch

Without doubt, Eumundi lager in Queensland. The vilest beer I've ever tasted. So bad that we ended up giving free ones back (it was a two for one deal when I tried it). A stain on the name beer, something dreamt up by an evil AA genius who wanted to put people off beer for life. Bitterer than the bitterest thing you can think of multiplied by 10,000. Had to drink Fosters afterwards to get the taste out of my mouth. It made Fosters taste like nectar in comparison, that's how bad it was.

On bad nights I wake up sweating from nightmares thinking I have to drink the stuff or the whole world will end.

Thankfully I wake up before I have to make a decision. But if I were you, I wouldn't put money on the world surviving until the morning.

In short, if someone tries to persuade you to to drink the stuff AVOID, AVOID, AVOID.

Daragh101

LostinBlanch wrote: »

Without doubt, Eumundi lager in Queensland. The vilest beer I've ever tasted. So bad that we ended up giving free ones back (it was a two for one deal when I tried it). A stain on the name beer, something dreamt up by an evil AA genius who wanted to put people off beer for life. Bitterer than the bitterest thing you can think of multiplied by 10,000. Had to drink Fosters afterwards to get the taste out of my mouth. It made Fosters taste like nectar in comparison, that's how bad it was.

On bad nights I wake up sweating from nightmares thinking I have to drink the stuff or the whole world will end.

Thankfully I wake up before I have to make a decision. But if I were you, I wouldn't put money on the world surviving until the morning.

In short, if someone tries to persuade you to to drink the stuff AVOID, AVOID, AVOID.

wont be drinking that anytime soon............unless of course im in serious need of beer at a house party are somthing!!!..lol:)

PK2008

Anything non-alcoholic

Capt'n Midnight

LostinBlanch wrote: »

Had to drink Fosters afterwards to get the taste out of my mouth.

:eek:

A special blend of sherry to celebrate Galways Quincentinneal
it was bought a year later in Dublin as it was the cheapest alcohol % availabe

even as a poor student it was wojeus

Birdie086

A six pack of Route 66 beer lasted almost six months in my house. I bought it on special offer and the stuff was vial, ended up in the bin - thats how crap the stuff was.
I opened the first bottle and took a sip and emptied that bottle down the drain. It was so bad I didn't even have the heart to offer it round at after club drinks at my house.

shenanaganscork

aldi i think had something called excelsior.. it was beer FLAVOURED and more E numbers than a dealer..

god..

wing52

Toohey's old.

Nothing but wallaby's piss from down under.

banshee_bones

Ritz

oh and...

Bavaria.....

Becks. :mad:

lalee17

Lidl used to have this piss called Finkbrau but they discontinued it. Gave me awful hangovers

anplaya

lalee17 wrote: »

Lidl used to have this piss called Finkbrau but they discontinued it. Gave me awful hangovers

if ya knew they gave ya an awful hangover ,why buy it again?

labbatts ice for me,fecking manky

MB81

drank beer before think it was called sani clause beer was 13% was like tar trying to drink it was that thick, didnt taste much better than tar either id say.

JamieK

Bulmer's pear cider!! :eek:

...or for the other poverty stricken budget stricken students...

...tesco brand dry cider!!

trout

What's the one with the picture of a dancing bear on the can ?

That's the worst beer ever. Dancing bear beer. Yech.

the bolt

Moonbaby wrote: »

Becks. :mad:

you must have higher standards than me as i used to love a feed of bottles of becks back in the day,got given a non alcoholic one by mistake one night havent touched it since.:o

Insect Overlord

Can't remember what the stuff's proper name is, but Polish plum-vodka (140 proof).

It made the taste of Absinthe so much better afterwards...

triv88

Heiniken

mickdw

cannot drink any lager. They are too sharp for me. Cannot touch guinness, its brutal.
Beers are good for me. Heiniken is especially bad for my stomach..

Cool_CM

trout wrote: »

What's the one with the picture of a dancing bear on the can ?

That's the worst beer ever. Dancing bear beer. Yech.

You should have gone for the bottle with the pink dancing elephant instead!

LostinBlanch

trout wrote: »

What's the one with the picture of a dancing bear on the can ?

That's the worst beer ever. Dancing bear beer. Yech.

I googled dancing bear and didn't see any beer!!! :eek: :eek:

bluto63

Super Tennents or else Labatts Ice

cathysworld

My friend brought home some Chinese wine from her travels, it tasted like beetroot mixed with cigars, absolutely rank!

Waterfall1975

box of bottles on special offer - any premium brand.
Usually are 5%, not the usual 4.3% & taste rotten - undrinkable!

tony 2 tone

mickdw wrote: »

cannot drink any lager. They are too sharp for me. Cannot touch guinness, its brutal.
Beers are good for me. Heiniken is especially bad for my stomach..

Think you may be in the wrong place,

Jay P

Daragh101 wrote: »

also galahad, and dutch gold ...

Ah, Galahd, the bravest of all beers. That and Carlsberg Export got us through Oxegen

shenanaganscork wrote: »

aldi i think had something called excelsior.. it was beer FLAVOURED and more E numbers than a dealer..

god..

Sorry, but this is wrong. Excelsior = Major win because of the name, which is easily the greatest name ever!


For me, Dutch gold does it. *shudder* or Oranjeboom. A very metallic taste. Or Absinthe

Daragh101

Jay P wrote: »

Ah, Galahd, the bravest of all beers. That and Carlsberg Export got us through Oxegen




Sorry, but this is wrong. Excelsior = Major win because of the name, which is easily the greatest name ever!


For me, Dutch gold does it. *shudder* or Oranjeboom. A very metallic taste. Or Absinthe

I dont no why anyone would choose dutch gold over bavaria or even tuborg!!?....for similar price much better beer(not flat).....

the carlsberg export is class value alright!!...it is a smaller can by 60mil though!:(

colly10

In order of sickness -

1. Lucky Beer (this is what I imagine alcoholic noodle water to taste like, this stuffs in a league of it's own)
2. Budweiser
3. Miller
4. Cruzcampo

hoochio

Tsingao Beer you get free from the chinese take-away with your order. Yuck! tastes like rice! Purely last resort-after-pub-nothing else to drink stuff!

Jay P

Daragh101 wrote: »

I dont no why anyone would choose dutch gold over bavaria or even tuborg!!?....for similar price much better beer(not flat).....

the carlsberg export is class value alright!!...it is a smaller can by 60mil though!:(

I don't get why people don't spend an extra three or four euro to get beer that is actually drinkable. Next weekend, I'm gonna go for Erdinger, just cos its so yum!

And about Export, it's also 5.5%, so that kinda makes up for it. I also prefer the cans, they're more skinny.

Blitzkrieger

Bit of a confession here - I once had a *cocktail called a Wet Mickey. Nearly choked on it...




* lonnnnnnggggggg story.

Daragh101

Jay P wrote: »

I don't get why people don't spend an extra three or four euro to get beer that is actually drinkable. Next weekend, I'm gonna go for Erdinger, just cos its so yum!



aaaaha well theres where your wrong........I would have Bavaria over bud, miller or carlsberg any day (out of a can that)....just because a beer is cheap doesnt really mean its tack!!!.....why dyou drink dutch then?

P.s i can get 8 bavaria for €10....... 8 cans of bud will cost me bou €15!!......healthy saving it must be said!:D

Jay P

Daragh101 wrote: »

aaaaha well theres where your wrong........I would have Bavaria over bud, miller or carlsberg any day (out of a can that)....just because a beer is cheap doesnt really mean its tack!!!.....why dyou drink dutch then?

P.s i can get 8 bavaria for €10....... 8 cans of bud will cost me bou €15!!......healthy saving it must be said!:D

:eek: I never said nothin about drinking it regularly! I meant it's one of the worst drinks I've ever had! I'd never go for Bav or dutch over bud or miller.

Daragh101

Jay P wrote: »

:eek: I never said nothin about drinking it regularly! I meant it's one of the worst drinks I've ever had! I'd never go for Bav or dutch over bud or miller.

:eek::eek:..I thought it was only me and my mates the used such a term as BAV!:(:P

kenon

When myself and my mate were on holiday, every week we'd get a strange spirit we'd never had before.

He got Ouzo and we both got plastered...

Then I got this stuff called Aquavit. Jaysus it was awful. Nobody would drink it. Terrible stuff. I ended up spiking a watermelon with it and then drinkin' the remainder myself whcih got me blind drunk.

Good times...

itsallaboutheL

Jay P wrote: »

Oranjeboom.

i actually liked it, have you had it in draught?

daniel91

Karpackie...i think it polish.
Group of us got a supporters bus to croke park for a match, on the way back had a fiver left(Dublin's expensive) rushed into offie before bus left, saw 4 cans for €5...never again, ever!

daniel91

triv88 wrote: »

Heiniken

:eek::eek::eek:

Dante

Probably that chili beer,

demanufactured

Jay P wrote: »

Ah, Galahd, the bravest of all beers. That and Carlsberg Export got us through Oxegen




Sorry, but this is wrong. Excelsior = Major win because of the name, which is easily the greatest name ever!


For me, Dutch gold does it. *shudder* or Oranjeboom. A very metallic taste. Or Absinthe

Galahad is nice .

Jay P

itsallaboutheL wrote: »

i actually liked it, have you had it in draught?

No, just a can. I definitely won't be going back.

daniel91 wrote: »

Karpackie...i think it polish.
Group of us got a supporters bus to croke park for a match, on the way back had a fiver left(Dublin's expensive) rushed into offie before bus left, saw 4 cans for €5...never again, ever!

My brother has been trying to get me into this, but any time I've had it, it's been yuck. He maintains it's a bad batch that I've been getting cos he thinks it's unreal.

yoyo

Drinking Tenents atm, what piss, at least I had some Bavaria for earlier, and it was plesent, this stuff is just horrible, has alcohol in it though, so will finish them off

Nick

K4t

Any beer cold is generally ok. However, from bad experiences I shall name a few I dislike.

Bavaria (tastes like ****e. I tasted my own ****e just to see if I was right and I am)
Galahad (biased opinion here, only ever had it after waking up from passing out and was still completely fcked. Still. Gack.)
Miller (awful stuff although I drank it warm with cheese sandwiches and got sick on that poor girl's patio)

Daragh101

yoyo wrote: »

Drinking Tenents atm, what piss, at least I had some Bavaria for earlier, and it was plesent, this stuff is just horrible, has alcohol in it though, so will finish them off

Nick

haha...ya wouldnt go buying tenents in a rush tbh!!!:p.... it must be said though it is decent at the start, but then near the end of the can its like drinking piss mixed mixed with dutch gold (not that ive tried it or anything;))

anonymous_joe

Cruzcampo.

Daragh101

anonymous_joe wrote: »

Cruzcampo.

where did ya get that...? never heard of it!:eek: