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Spider!!

  • 27-08-2009 10:07pm
    #1
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭


    FÚCK!! The biggest spider in the world just crawled on my bed..
    Seriously bigger than my hand. Can't even vacuum it it's so big.. and how ****in quickly he ran! And he's black.. so he's now called Usain Bolt the Spider. Fúck he was big.

    I'm not even scared of spiders but Jesus on a pogo stick!


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  • #2
    bleg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,848 ✭✭✭bleg


    Bet he couldn't do 100m in less than 10 seconds


  • #3
    PCPhoto
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,584 ✭✭✭PCPhoto


    HA .....

    so you found him ...'oul terry (the spider) ...we all chipped together and sent him over to get ya.


  • #4
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Wuss ;)


  • #5
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    i had to kill 3 before i could go to bed last night, big bastards they were too. i hate them


  • #6
    Adamcp898
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,473 ✭✭✭Adamcp898


    Do people really get the hoover out everytime they see a spider?


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  • #7
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Wuss ;)

    That ****in spider shook me up, but your signature has calmed me down now.

    Danke Abigayle


  • #8
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    brummytom wrote: »
    FÚCK!! The biggest spider in the world just crawled on my bed..
    Seriously bigger than my hand. Can't even vacuum it it's so big.. and how ****in quickly he ran! And he's black.. so he's now called Usain Bolt the Spider. Fúck he was big.

    I'm not even scared of spiders but Jesus on a pogo stick!

    Oh so if he was a white spider you wouldn't mind?!


  • #9
    PCPhoto
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,584 ✭✭✭PCPhoto


    Adamcp898 wrote: »
    Do people really get the hoover out everytime they see a spider?

    he pretends he's one of the ghostbusters ...running around with his hoover :P


  • #10
    kumate_champ07
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,150 ✭✭✭kumate_champ07


    brummytom wrote: »
    FÚCK!! The biggest spider in the world just crawled on my bed..
    Seriously bigger than my hand. Can't even vacuum it it's so big.. and how ****in quickly he ran! And he's black.. so he's now called Usain Bolt the Spider. Fúck he was big.

    I'm not even scared of spiders but Jesus on a pogo stick!

    Are you sure hes not very dark navy? sometimes they look black when in fact they are very dark navy.


  • #11
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    brummytom wrote: »
    That ****in spider shook me up, but your signature has calmed me down now.

    Danke Abigayle

    remember to 'run the taps' before the sordid act:pac:


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  • #12
    In All Fairness
    Closed Accounts Posts: 515 ✭✭✭In All Fairness


    I'd have to say,haven't noticed it with spiders but bees,while there are a lot fewer of them, seem to be fcuking enormous these days. I remember them being slightly bigger than wasps. Saw this thing the other day looked like a tiger with wings.


  • #13
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    PCPhoto wrote: »
    he pretends he's one of the
    ghostbusters ...running around with his hoover :P

    Pretend?
    TheZohan wrote: »
    Oh so if he was a white spider you wouldn't mind?!

    Nope. The white ones are fine. It's these feckin black spiders. THEY INVENTED GHEYNESS!


  • #14
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Oh so if he was a white spider you wouldn't mind?!

    a white spider wouldnt run off with your telly:D


  • #15
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    brummytom wrote: »
    FÚCK!! The biggest spider in the world just crawled on my bed..
    Seriously bigger than my hand. Can't even vacuum it it's so big.. and how ****in quickly he ran! And he's black.. so he's now called Usain Bolt the Spider. Fúck he was big.

    Shame it's a spider...


  • #16
    boogle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 777 ✭✭✭boogle


    I found a great big earwig in my shower yesterday. I reckon earwigs give spiders a run for their money in the gross stakes. Ass-claws and everything...


  • #17
    Thomas_S_Hunterson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,151 ✭✭✭Thomas_S_Hunterson


    Funny enough I just had a big nasty ass thing in my kitchen.

    It's dead now.


  • #18
    Adamcp898
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,473 ✭✭✭Adamcp898


    PCPhoto wrote: »
    he pretends he's one of the ghostbusters ...running around with his hoover :P

    I bet ya nobody's allowed come into his room when he's playing Ghostbusters/cleaning his room either ;)


  • #19
    Four-Percent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 873 ✭✭✭Four-Percent


    Stupid facebook....telling me all the good boards topics before they appear


  • #20
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    kumate_champ07 wrote: »
    Are you sure hes not very dark navy? sometimes they look black when in fact they are very dark navy.

    That's true.

    I thought my Uncle Tommy had a black spider, but when I looked at it closely, they were just very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very dark blue.
    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    Shame it's a spider...
    Oh, don't make me PM you again :pac:


  • #21
    Redzer7
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,209 ✭✭✭Redzer7


    I know the one your talking about mate :o

    http://eclecticepicurean.ipower.com/Pictures/Halloween/Mini%20spider%20cake.jpg


    *I'll Get My Coat


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  • #22
    Idjit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 853 ✭✭✭Idjit


    Once me and the other half thought we saw a gigantic engorged spider skitter across the floor and we got such a fright...about an hour later it skittered out from the skirting board again and lo and behold...it was a little shrew!It was tiny for a rodent but would have been HUGE if it was a spider!


  • #23
    PCPhoto
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,584 ✭✭✭PCPhoto


    Adamcp898 wrote: »
    I bet ya nobody's allowed come into his room when he's playing Ghostbusters/cleaning his room either ;)

    Scary Movie reference: Officer Doofey .....:p

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ac8MhzkezI

    Brummytom and his hoover :P pikachucheeks will be jealous ;)


  • #24
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    brummytom wrote: »
    Oh, don't make me PM you again :pac:

    Oh, don't make me not reply to you again! ;)

    :pac:


  • #25
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    Oh, don't make me not reply to you again! ;)

    :pac:

    Bitch! :P

    Still replied a good few times didn't you...? :pac:


  • #26
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    PCPhoto wrote: »
    Brummytom and his hoover :P pikachucheeks will be jealous ;)

    Eh, my celebrity boyfriend will do the job for me! You might know him, Mike Dyson?

    :pac:


  • #27
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    Eh, my celebrity boyfriend will do the job for me! You might know him, Mike Dyson?

    :pac:

    must fight back the filthy toughts, must fight back the filthy thoughts


  • #28
    Redzer7
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,209 ✭✭✭Redzer7


    Get the crew to help ya out ;)

    Who Ya Gonna Call ;)

    118 :p


  • #29
    karlog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭karlog


    Did you kill it? When i catch a spider i usually leave him limp back to his mates with only 7 legs.

    Sends a message to the other spiders so they'll know not to fcuk with you.


  • #30
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    Redzer7 wrote: »
    Get the crew to help ya out ;)

    Who Ya Gonna Call ;)

    118 :p

    this fella would be better


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  • #31
    Redzer7
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,209 ✭✭✭Redzer7


    Nope :p


  • #32
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    karlog wrote: »
    Did you kill it? When i catch a spider i usually leave him limp back to his mates with only 7 legs.

    Sends a message to the other spiders so they'll know not to fcuk with you.

    I didn't, it ran off. :(

    Anyway, I'm too scared tired to get it.


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