if(geek) tweet( #songsincode );

jum4

what's the best 1 you've seen so far?

or post your own

$who = mysql_query ( 'SELECT name FROM people WHERE letDogsOut=true' );

Gone Drinking

Get out of the normal people forums, now.

Cookie_Monster

Songs in SQL, why would anyone ever do that?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Nerrrrrd!

abouttobebanned

In this village of Nerds, this nerd is King.

Bill-e

Oh dear god that's bad!

Boxfresh

The best one I saw was

$YOU = mysql_query ( 'JUM4 FROM people Is a GEEK=true' );

Long Onion

$who = mysql_query ( 'SELECT name FROM people WHERE wereyoudroppedasachild?=true' );

LadyMayBelle

wtf?

jum4

video@radio ~ $ kill -9 star

mikom

Forget the code....... just go NES style.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_iLIH_nyo0

Boxfresh

Fail!

petes

Thank fcuk I don't know anyhing that is going on in this thread. It's Friday afternoon ffs. I don't need to be thinking!!

Wazdakka

[PHP] I >> You[/PHP]

Am I doing it right?

Overheal

jum4 wrote: »

what's the best 1 you've seen so far?

or post your own

$who = mysql_query ( 'SELECT name FROM people WHERE letDogsOut=true' );

return fail; //**** syntax

Carsinian Thau

I thought I knew what was going on here.

But then I realised that I didn't...

JennyMaguire

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote: »

Nerrrrrd!

Hey, did you see that nerd?

Cookie_Monster

You have to rap it to make sense


select
yrwk1,
store1,
dept1,
desc1,
sub1,
tpnb,
desc4,
sum(zeroifnull(cnt)) AS "Picks",
sum(zeroifnull(cnt2)) AS "Failed Picks"
FROM
(SELECT
year_week_number,
retail_outlet_number,
RSD.RS_22_department_code,
RS_22_DEPARTMENT_DESCRIPTION,
psg.product_sub_group_code,
bpr.base_product_number,
bpr.long_description,
count(bbb.base_product_number)
FROM VWI0pav_ghs_product_available bbb
INNER JOIN VWI0BPr_BASE_PRODuct bpr
on (bbb.base_product_number=bpr.base_product_number)
INNER JOIN VWI0psg_prodUCT_sub_group psg
on (bpr.product_sub_group_code = psg.product_sub_group_code)
INNER JOIN VWI0RSD_RS22_DEPARTMENT rsd
on (psg.rs_22_department_code = rsd.rs_22_department_Code)
INNER JOIN VWI0cal_small_calendar cal
on (cal.calendar_date = bbb.checkout_date)
WHERE checkout_date in
(SELECT calendar_date from VWI0cal_small_calendar
WHERE year_week_number between 200746 and 200803)
and RSD.RS_22_department_code in ('f')
and retail_outlet_number in ('3677')
GROUP BY 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 )
sh1 (yrwk1,store1,dept1,desc1,sub1,tpnb,desc4,cnt)
LEFT OUTER JOIN
(SELECT
year_week_number,
retail_outlet_number,
RSD.RS_22_department_code,
bpr.base_product_number,
count(bbb.base_product_number)
FROM VWI0pav_ghs_product_available bbb
INNER JOIN VWI0BPR_BASE_PRODUCT bpr
on (bbb.base_product_number=bpr.base_product_number)
INNER JOIN VWI0psg_prodUCT_sub_group psg
on (bpr.product_sub_group_code = psg.product_sub_group_code)
INNER JOIN VWI0RSD_RS22_DEPARTMENT rsd
on (psg.rs_22_department_code = rsd.rs_22_department_Code)
INNER JOIN VWI0cal_small_calendar cal
on (cal.calendar_date = bbb.checkout_date)
WHERE checkout_date in
(SELECT calendar_date FROM VWI0cal_small_calendar
WHERE year_week_number between 200746 and 200803)
AND picker_comment_code = 'O'
and RSD.RS_22_department_code in ('f')
and retail_outlet_number in ('3677')
GROUP BY 1,2,3,4)
sh2 (yrwk2,store2,dept2,tpnb2,cnt2)
on
(sh2.dept2 = sh1.dept1)
AND (sh2.tpnb2 = sh1.tpnb)
AND (sh1.yrwk1=sh2.yrwk2)
and (sh1.store1=sh2.store2)
GROUP BY 1,2,3,4,5,6,7

jumpguy

I don't even understand the thread title.

brummytom

Can anyone translate this nonsense for us normal people?

Fratton Fred

have they removed all the pron from the internet? the geeks have nothing else to do:eek:

Mayoegian

Redzer7

HUH?

jester77

My brain is having a RuntimeException

ScumLord

This is just wrong, music should be handled by CSS, I know the lack of tables seems un rock and roll but thems the breaks.

jum4

Well it made my day, 30 of my co workers are also in agreement!

apologies was only trying to have some fun on a lazy Friday.

An Fear Aniar

jum4 wrote: »

video@radio ~ $ kill -9 star

I think you would need to use "killall" unless you had the pID.

.

Verchiel

jum4 wrote: »

Well it made my day, 30 of my co workers are also in agreement!

apologies was only trying to have some fun on a lazy Friday.

Quit while you are ahead dude

Slow day in Google?

billy the squid

c:/>cd alice
Bad Command or file name

TPD

OP you give us computery types the bad image.

Schism

JennyMaguire wrote: »

Hey, did you see that nerd?

Pardon me?

andrew

Oh Jesus Christ I'm actually getting these.

BaconZombie

Paul Simon's "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover," but for software security nerds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pSsLnNJIa4

SQL Injection FTW

Epic Tissue

These things are always terrible.

BaconZombie

There Are 10 Types of People In The World: Those Who Understand This Thread, And Those Who Don't.....

LadyPennyworth wrote: »

wtf?

Insurgent wrote: »

Thank fcuk I don't know anyhing that is going on in this thread. It's Friday afternoon ffs. I don't need to be thinking!!

Carsinian Thau wrote: »

I thought I knew what was going on here.

But then I realised that I didn't...

jumpguy wrote: »

I don't even understand the thread title.

brummytom wrote: »

Can anyone translate this nonsense for us normal people?

Redzer7 wrote: »

HUH?

tech77

The Perfect Drug wrote: »

OP you give us computery types the bad image.

Computery types?
Ah lads quit it with the technical talk.

Adamcp898

This dialogue from the Simpsons sums up this thread pretty well I think

Homer: [yelling at a student] Neeeerd!
Marge: Homer, that isn't very nice.
Homer: Marge, try to understand. There are two kinds of college
students: jocks and nerds. As a jock, it is my duty to give
nerds a hard time.
[A "jock" walks by]
Hey pal! Did you get a load of the nerd?
Jock: [not understanding] Pardon me?

Now which one are you in it?

El Guapo!

I can speak a weird language too.......pig latin.......here goes........


ORSTW-AY HREADT-AY VERE-AY

Dartz

10 PRINT WTF?
20 GOTO 10

beni

printf(" +\n");
printf(" +++\n");
printf("+++++\n");
printf(" +++\n");
printf(" +\n");

(0) (0)
\ - /
\ = /
_

My name is URL

10 SING "OPENING VERSE"
20 DANCE "BADLY"
30 ERROR. TALENT NOT FOUND
40 GOTO 10
RUN

I love my Amstrad

Naos

BOFH_139 wrote: »

Paul Simon's "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover," but for software security nerds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pSsLnNJIa4

SQL Injection FTW

This is the f**king nerdiest thing I have ever witnessed.

Epic Issue

BOFH_139 wrote: »

Paul Simon's "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover," but for software security nerds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pSsLnNJIa4

SQL Injection FTW

Dear God

Holsten

wat

phasers

C:/dos
C:/dos/run
run/dos/run

HarryPalmer

billy the squid wrote: »

c:/>cd alice
Bad Command or file name

Excellent.

Boxfresh

HarryPalmer wrote: »

Excellent.

Really?? Would someone be so kind as to explain what these codes are?

ZorbaTehZ

char*lie;

    double time, me= !0XFACE,

    not; int rested,   get, out;

    main(ly, die) char ly, **die ;{

        signed char lotte,


dear; (char)lotte--;

    for(get= !me;; not){

    1 -  out & out ;lie;{

    char lotte, my= dear,

    **let= !!me *!not+ ++die;

        (char*)(lie=


"The gloves are OFF this time, I detest you, snot\n\0sed GEEK!");

    do {not= *lie++ & 0xF00L* !me;

    #define love (char*)lie -

    love 1s *!(not= atoi(let

    [get -me?

        (char)lotte-


(char)lotte: my- *love -

    'I'  -  *love -  'U' -

    'I'  -  (long)  - 4 - 'U' ])- !!

    (time  =out=  'a'));} while( my - dear

    && 'I'-1l  -get-  'a'); break;}}

        (char)*lie++;


(char)*lie++, (char)*lie++; hell:0, (char)*lie;

    get *out* (short)ly   -0-'R'-  get- 'a'^rested;

    do {auto*eroticism,

    that; puts(*( out

        - 'c'

-('P'-'S') +die+ -2 ));}while(!"you're at it");


for (*((char*)&lotte)^=

    (char)lotte; (love ly) [(char)++lotte+

    !!0xBABE];){ if ('I' -lie[ 2 +(char)lotte]){ 'I'-1l ***die; }

    else{ if ('I' * get *out* ('I'-1l **die[ 2 ])) *((char*)&lotte) -=

    '4' - ('I'-1l); not; for(get=!


get; !out; (char)*lie  &  0xD0- !not) return!!

    (char)lotte;}


(char)lotte;

    do{ not* putchar(lie [out

    *!not* !!me +(char)lotte]);

    not; for(;!'a';);}while(

        love (char*)lie);{


register this; switch( (char)lie

    [(char)lotte] -1s *!out) {

    char*les, get= 0xFF, my; case' ':

    *((char*)&lotte) += 15; !not +(char)*lie*'s';

    this +1s+ not; default: 0xF +(char*)lie;}}}

    get - !out;

    if (not--)

    goto hell;

And yes, it does compile.

HarryPalmer

Boxfresh wrote: »

Really?? Would someone be so kind as to explain what these codes are?

cd == change directory
alice == a directory name that doesn't exist, but also some chick
Bad Command or Filename == Who the f**k is Alice?

It's just using code or commands to represent something else, like:

that = (question ? 2b : !2b)
Bit of Shakespeare, there.

Edgedinblue

wow, i must be the only one who hasnt got a clue wtf is going on in this thread?

Baile an Locha

Edgedinblue wrote: »

wow, i must be the only one who hasnt got a clue wtf is going on in this thread?

My friend you are not alone.