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Voodoo advice

  • 20-08-2009 1:33pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 40


    Dont know whether this is the right forum but I will chance it.
    I have been out of work sick with a dodgy back for quite a while and my boss has been giving me a bit of jip about it (dont think he believes me).
    Anyhow, I was in Carrolls newsagents there this morning and came across a voodoo doll, (7 Euro), bought it and would like to know how to activate it.
    I just want him to know what it feels like to have a sore back, dont want to kill him, I just want him to feel the lower back stabbbing pains that i am suffering with.
    Your help would be greatly appreciated with this one.


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭karlog


    Well voodoo doll's are guaranteed not to work and any results from it are pure coincidence.

    May i suggest hitting him in the lower back with a stick? Guaranteed results.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 40 BrotherBoniface


    :( was hoping you wouldnt say that, the problem with assaulting him would mean I would probably get the sack and at worst arrested


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 723 ✭✭✭highnc


    :( was hoping you wouldnt say that, the problem with assaulting him would mean I would probably get the sack and at worst arrested

    ...and you could do more damage to your back.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    :( was hoping you wouldnt say that, the problem with assaulting him would mean I would probably get the sack and at worst arrested
    Your just not doing it right, wait until it's dark and sneak up behind him.


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