Nicknames?

brummytom

Probably a few threads on this already, but haven't saw anything since I've joined.

Everyone I know seems to have a nickname.. so what are yours and how did you get them?

I've
Tom (just short version of Thomas)
Tommy/Barry (Tommy because she knows I hate it, Barry after one of the chuckle brothers)
Meeharr (from my last name)
Pervert (self-explanitary)
Merve The Perve (only one lad, a 'special' lad calls me that).



One day, I'm going to start a real thread, I promise

FearDark

Theres a thread on it somewhere, I couldnt be arsed finding it for you fishface!

brummytom

FearDark wrote: »

Theres a thread on it somewhere, I couldnt be arsed finding it for you fishface!

My head of year used to call everyone this, until one day a lad started crying. Turns out he was called Ian Salmon

midlandsmissus

Everyone puts kiss at the end of my name e.g. amykiss. (not my name but I have a very unusual name and don't want to say it!)

Seriously everybody calls me it. My (guy) friend started it, feckin ejit!.

I dont like it!! Way too girlie, grrrrrr but sure could be worse!

Local-womanizer

Slippy;)

FearDark

Use the blacklight and shine it around the room, theres a code under the floorboards, in the safe and inside where the socket used to be.

Don't shine it on the bed!

shenanigans1982

midlandsmissus wrote: »

Everyone puts kiss at the end of my name e.g. amykiss. (not my name but I have a very unusual name and don't want to say it!) Seriously everybody calls me it.

It's Fanny....aint it?:pac:

brendansmith

Left eye, because i have white paint under my left eye

midlandsmissus

shenanigans1982 wrote: »

It's Fanny....aint it?:pac:

Haha no that would actually make a bit of sense.

My name is nothing that goes with kiss, my friend is just a bit random(mad)!

Sharpshooter

brummytom wrote: »

My head of year used to call everyone this, until one day a lad started crying. Turns out he was called Ian Salmon

Poor lad was in the wrong plaice at the wrong time.
I hope he told him he was only codding him.

linn

my childhood friends call me lulu. always hated it

others just add letters at the end of my name, like linni, linnski, linndolf etc.

and a bartender at my local pub calls me linn tonic

TheZohanS

FearDark wrote: »

Use the blacklight and shine it around the room, theres a code under the floorboards, in the safe and inside where the socket used to be.

Don't shine it on the bed!

You really do make it hard for people to find out your nickname...

FearDark

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Poor lad was in the wrong plaice at the wrong time.
I hope he told him he was only codding him.

This fish pun gets my official seal of approval.

brummytom

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Poor lad was in the wrong plaice at the wrong time.
I hope he told him he was only codding him.

FearDark wrote: »

This fish pun gets my official seal of approval.

You two should be ashamed of yourselves, you're both full of carp.

I hope you had a whale of a time.. I should go to bed, the computer's giving me a haddock.



I feel dirty

Four-Percent

brummytom wrote: »

My head of year used to call everyone this, until one day a lad started crying. Turns out he was called Ian Salmon

I hope you're happy, Tom, because I logged in just to thank you :pac:

Sharpshooter

FearDark wrote: »

This fish pun gets my official seal of approval.

No squidding?:eek:

Chip in anytime you like.:pac:

brummytom

Four-Percent wrote: »

I hope you're happy, Tom, because I logged in just to thank you :pac:

I do that all the time! Not to thank myself...
I should probably tick 'remember me' :P

Don't thank me, thank Mrs O'Leary :pac:


Can I agree with your signature? Enniscorthy for boardsie of the year? D.E.F.O! hehehehahahohoho

FearDark

brummytom wrote: »

You two should be ashamed of yourselves, you're both full of carp.

I hope you had a whale of a time.. I should go to bed, the computer's giving me a haddock.



I feel dirty

You batter believe it!

ChocolateSauce

Everyone I know calls me Ozzy because my surname is Osborn. Twas thrust upon me! As a kid I hated it.

Four-Percent

brummytom wrote: »

I do that all the time! Not to thank myself...
I should probably tick 'remember me' :P

Don't thank me, thank Mrs O'Leary :pac:


Can I agree with your signature? Enniscorthy for boardsie of the year? D.E.F.O! hehehehahahohoho

Go right ahead.


A friend of mine was called Paul for aaaages...

He was named after Paul Sackey the english rugby player.


The poor lad split his sack open in a rugby match! :(:(

Sharpshooter

brummytom wrote: »

You two should be ashamed of yourselves, you're both full of carp.

I hope you had a whale of a time.. I should go to bed, the computer's giving me a haddock.
I feel dirty

I'm herring you loud and clear.

docdolittle

My nickname is doc... big suprise there :rolleyes: :P

brummytom

FearDark wrote: »

You batter believe it!

Coley Mary, Mother of Cod. A man of mussels?

Would ye ever stop basking...


I don't know many more fish :P

FearDark

Sharpshooter wrote: »

I'm herring you loud and clear.

I dont, ill have to tuna you in.

brummytom

Four-Percent wrote: »

Go right ahead.


A friend of mine was called Paul for aaaages...

He was named after Paul Sackey the english rugby player.


The poor lad split his sack open in a rugby match! :(:(

Jesus Christ! :eek:

brummytom

Sharpshooter wrote: »

I'm herring you loud and clear.

I preferred it when mods hated puns :P

FearDark

*Picks up pun book and leaves*

P.S. My nickname is ginge... (and im not)

Sharpshooter

brummytom wrote: »

I preferred it when mods hated puns :P

Well, upon my sole.:eek:

brummytom

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Well, upon my sole.:eek:

Jesus, it's like shooting fish in a barrell.


I don't know.. I'm off to sleep

Sharpshooter

Good idea, off to your kipper. 0/

3hn2givr7mx1sc

Mine are:
Baz/Bazza... Usual for Barry.:D
Bear... I'm unnaturally hairy for a 15 year-old, I've had a full beard since I was just turned 13.
Brown Bear... Same reason as above but my friend LOVES the program Scrubs and Turk is called Brown Bear by JD:D

Tar.Aldarion

Peas, few people would call me that. Never had a nickanme so at around 18 they thought they better think of something and peas was randomly said. :S

Sharpshooter

That's pants!
:pac:

Tyranax

My nickname used to be "Stoneballs". It came about in after all the young 'uns, of which I was one at the time, got into that social degeneration experiment called Jackass, and we pondered what our shownames would be were we on the programme (Jesus Christ, the inanity of youth or what?). The nickname would carry prefixes too sometimes, which became nicknames themselves. "Honourable Stoneballs", "Memerable Stoneballs", "Conservative Stoneballs", and "Disruptive Stoneballs" were the standouts.


I got some when my family lived in Galway for a year too. They were less flattering. "Spiggal" was one, based on the village that I had come from. "Doormat" another, from a lad who got a kick out of saying it. Ah well, rough with the smooth.

LadyJ

Judd, because when I was about 5 I wanted to type on my cousin's computer. I typed my name but I spelt it wrong without realising and saved it as a file somehow. He later found a file entitled Judd on the computer and so called me it after that and then it progressed to The Juddmeister. Used infrequently these days though.

Jesus Juice

A girl in my school was nicknamed after her likeness to a football player.

Tevez.

Tar.Aldarion

LadyJ wrote: »

Judd, because when I was about 5 I wanted to type on my cousin's computer. I typed my name but I spelt it wrong without realising and saved it as a file somehow. He later found a file entitled Judd on the computer and so called me it after that and then it progressed to The Juddmeister. Used infrequently these days though.

You will always be pineapple to me.

Gran Hermano

baz2009 wrote: »

Mine are:
Baz/Bazza... Usual for Barry.:D
Bear... I'm unnaturally hairy for a 15 year-old, I've had a full beard since I was just turned 13.
Brown Bear... Same reason as above but my friend LOVES the program Scrubs and Turk is called Brown Bear by JD:D

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bear

Pygmalion

I get called "Buns" due to my surname.
Occassionally "Dr. Buns" by some close friends.

homerun_homer

Never had one growing up then all of a sudden they arrived in their droves.
The one that stuck is Danger - Because Jackass had a guy called Danger Ehren (not sure of spelling) and my name sounds like his.

When I get a good slagging then someone might call me Jimmy Jams because I wear PJs in bed.

It's not used too often now.

January

Ado by my family and friends...

My boyfriends grandmother who is 91 calls me everything except Adrieanne or Ado... I get Aldo, Aldi, Anto etc... it's funny.

petes

Pierre. Not much of a story behind it but it just stuck.

Pub shenanigans and all that.

SoundWave

a bloke i was in school with was called biscuits... because that's all he ever brought for lunch...

another fella was called smell.... for obvious reasons...

Red_Marauder

Called Krout, or The Hun because of having German surname. My name is Tadhg on passport never called that by family/friends it's always been Tad.

My twin sister (who is actually not ugly and fat, despite the nickname) was called "Blob" for some strange reason. very unfortunate.

soccymonster

Soccy by some people in school (kinda came from my initials..SOC??)
my sisters initials are koc so people make fun of her alot for that.
Or sadiecal by the family unfortunatly.

Turd Ferguson

I tried to get people to start calling me Tasty Dick....it didnt catch on unfortunatly

Midnight_EG

Dutch, anyone care to hazard a guess why?




I'm patiently waiting for the first guess, cos I know exactly what it'll be :L

brummytom

Milana Muscular Puffin wrote: »

Bear... I'm unnaturally hairy for a 15 year-old, I've had a full beard since I was just turned 13.

Oh I forgot 'Wooly Mammoth' ... but only fat Tom calls me that, for the same reason, very hairy (working on the beard at the mo :P)

brummytom

Midnight_EG wrote: »

Dutch, anyone care to hazard a guess why?




I'm patiently waiting for the first guess, cos I know exactly what it'll be :L

I dunno.. you're a whore?

kingtut

I have a few:

Al
Sexy Al
Little Al (Height not ahem....:o)

SoWatchaWant

Rorsy porsy puddinsie pie. Mostly my ma