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WHAT WOMEN WANT: BEER BELLIES AND HAIRY CHESTS

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  • 05-08-2009 8:29pm
    #1
    Agent Smith
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,502 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    The Daily Express wrote:
    MEN with beer bellies can relax and let it all hang out.


    Women have admitted they find them attractive and prefer real men to so-called metrosexuals, according to a survey.
    Eight out of 10 females no longer go for the tall, slim, feminine look sported by celebrities including footballers Cristiano Ronaldo, David Beckham and Rio Ferdinand.
    They prefer “real men” such as James Bond actor Daniel Craig and Philip Glenister, star of TV police series Life On Mars and its sequel Ashes To Ashes.
    Manly men complete with hairy chests, messy hair and a beer belly were the most popular, a study found, contradicting the popular belief that women found well-groomed, clean-cut men the most appealing. Only one in five preferred a metrosexual man. The rest found footballers Ronaldo and Ferdinand unattractive because they had taken the look too far with tight-fitting shorts and feminine accessories.
    In further good news for males, the study of more than 5,000 women found 10 per cent liked the smell of beer on their men. One in 10 did not mind their partners having “moobs”, the nickname for “man boobs”, and a fifth found “a bit of body odour” appealing. The biggest turn-offs were men straightening their hair, drinking cocktails by the pool, wearing sarongs and sunbathing all day on holiday.
    A spokesman for Lion Bar ice cream, which carried out the survey, said yesterday: “This is great news for real men this summer. They can get their roar back and ditch the moisturiser, manicures and tight shorts. British blokes can also wear their Speedos with pride, even if they have a bit of belly, and welcome the wolf whistles as they walk down the beach with pride.”


    There You have it folks. Bring on the Steaks!


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    #2
    smashey
    Registered Users Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    \0/

    Bring on the wimmins.


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    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    smashey wrote: »
    \0/

    Bring on the wimmins.

    yup yup, this is poon city


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    jam_mac_jam
    Registered Users Posts: 4,723 ✭✭✭jam_mac_jam


    hmm, "James Bond actor Daniel Craig" he is real man yes, big belly no.


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    [Deleted User]
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    Agent Smith wrote: »


    There You have it folks. Bring on the Steaks!

    But you displayed yours at Xmas beers, and there was no hair. :confused:
    What is the point of this thread?


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    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    I definitely like real men. Broad shoulders, bit of meat, strong... ;)


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    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    I definitely like real men. Broad shoulders, bit of meat, strong... ;)

    pm sent


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    Knee Grow Plz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36 ✭Knee Grow Plz


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    I definitely like real men. Broad shoulders, bit of meat, strong... ;)

    I like real women the same. Seen your pics ;)


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    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    pm sent

    haha :D
    Knee Grow Plz wrote: »
    I like real women the same. Seen your pics ;)

    The ones I took of your ma? I'm quite the photographer, indeed! :cool:


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    punchdrunk
    Registered Users Posts: 3,355 ✭✭✭punchdrunk


    2895366170055079378S600x600Q85.jpg

    ...Celebration Drink?


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    #11
    afatbollix
    Registered Users Posts: 4,046 ✭✭✭afatbollix


    :( no talk of hairy backs and sholders.... hmmmm im fecked so...


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    Knee Grow Plz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36 ✭Knee Grow Plz


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    haha :D



    The ones I took of your ma? I'm quite the photographer, indeed! :cool:

    Perhaps, I don't think my mother has been here, but I was talking about your pics in another forum. My mom may be there but if she was she was fat/happy.

    She was her self.


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    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    Knee Grow Plz wrote: »
    Perhaps, I don't think my mother has been here, but I was talking about your pics in another forum...


    Hoooooooooooooooold on! So you were taking an informed stab at me!? :eek::(:mad:


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    #14
    Agent Smith
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,502 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    woah woah woah


    Dont Bust a Nut, Bust a Grooove...


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    #15
    punchdrunk
    Registered Users Posts: 3,355 ✭✭✭punchdrunk


    Knee Grow Plz wrote: »
    Perhaps, I don't think my mother has been here, but I was talking about your pics in another forum. My mom may be there but if she was she was fat/happy.

    She was her self.

    Pics! or GTFO! :pac:


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    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    punchdrunk wrote: »
    Pics! or GTFO! :pac:

    Pictures of the mother, I assume!


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    punchdrunk
    Registered Users Posts: 3,355 ✭✭✭punchdrunk


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    Pictures of the mother, I assume!

    fair game... :D


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    smashey
    Registered Users Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    jam_mac_jam wrote: »
    hmm, "James Bond actor Daniel Craig" he is real man yes, big belly no.
    He is a metro.


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    justsomebloke
    Registered Users Posts: 10,407 ✭✭✭✭justsomebloke


    *wonders that due to the fact that he is one of the hairiest people on the planet does this mean that if he goes next friday with a 70's style unbuttoned shirt willthe womens be just to be turned on to talk to him*


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    #20
    Nuggles
    Registered Users Posts: 476 ✭✭Nuggles


    Careful now. If men can get away with it, women will think they can too. . .


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    #21
    Handsome Bob
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,905 ✭✭✭✭Handsome Bob


    I say bollocks to these findings, I've been sporting the hairyness and beer belly for my entire adult life. :pac:


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    #22
    SoWatchaWant
    Registered Users Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭SoWatchaWant


    Women find beer bellies attractive, my arse. Stupid ****ing study.


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    The Recliner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,630 ✭✭✭The Recliner


    SoWatchaWant wrote: »
    Women find beer bellies attractive, my arse. Stupid ****ing study.

    You're just jealous :p

    Us Brothers of long standing have discovered that Wimmins are irresistably drawn to us

    we figure it is a combination of girth and pheremones that provide an irresistable lure that younger men aspire to but cannot measure up too


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    #24
    candy-gal1
    Registered Users Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭candy-gal1


    wel; tbh imo hairy chests are THE SEX!!!!! love it oh yes!!!!!
    and as for beer bellies, wel id defonitly pick the biggest beer belly over something skinny and scranny!!


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    #25
    paul larry
    Registered Users Posts: 76 ✭✭paul larry


    NBB Bohs wrote: »
    ye but hot girls don't use forums generally.


    what a sweeping statement!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    anyways im raising a glass to ahiry chests and beer bellys!!!!!!!!!!
    do i get extra credit for a hairy back?!:D:D:D


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    #26
    Fugly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 250 ✭✭Fugly


    I understand women prefering the more masculine features, but where does it say that the women wanted fat bellied men?

    A prefrence for an an overweight man over an underweight man, but personally I'll wait for one that's just right. :), but that's just me.


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    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    SoWatchaWant wrote: »
    Women find beer bellies attractive, my arse. Stupid ****ing study.

    Are you saying a survey in a tabloid newspaper is not held in the same high standards as academic research? :eek:

    This survey was carried out on behalf of Lion Bar Ice cream, I will have you know. Nothing wrong with that.

    Personally, I have a bit of a belly that isn't out of proportion. Think of a Christmas pudding covered in dog hair.


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    #28
    ChewChew
    Moderators Posts: 24,367 ✭✭✭✭ChewChew


    SoWatchaWant wrote: »
    Women find beer bellies attractive, my arse. Stupid ****ing study.
    Well you clearly have not met ANY of the BGRH brothers. Clearly. They are all amazingly sexeh :cool:
    NBB Bohs wrote: »
    ye but hot girls don't use forums generally.
    And YOU clearly have not met ANY of the BGRH brotherettes :eek: They too are amazingly sexeh :cool:


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    #29
    Lana80
    Closed Accounts Posts: 156 ✭✭Lana80


    love hairy chest on a man......


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    #30
    RABTMOUSE
    Closed Accounts Posts: 55 ✭✭RABTMOUSE


    I'm not into fat men or men who give no thought in to how they look- but I do like a bit of a beer belly on a man, mmm


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