"People who annoy you........"

Bobalicious93

We have the thread for people you'd like to roide, so this is the thread for people you'd like to, I dunno, kick in the nads? Punch in the face? Maybe just some verbal abuse?

BTW: Please try to restrain yourself somewhat, so the thread doesn't get closed. Ye did well with the crushes thread, let's try and keep this one open too.

I'll start with this guy:



Soulja Boy.

Grrrrrr............ my God I hate him, if I hear that God-awful song I'll personally drive to the "hood" and open up a can of whoop-ass on him and his rapper cronies myself.

:mad::mad::mad:

francosp

Tosser.. In fact most "rappers" bug me

Feck.. Didn't notice that this is a young persons board... Im soo old... :-(

Bobalicious93

francosp wrote: »

Tosser.. In fact most "rappers" bug me

But how can you hate him? He got shot 9 times. Didn't you hear? And did you know he was part of a group called G-Unit? I heard about that the other day when I listened to.....well.....any of his songs. :mad:

soccymonster

John mullane.
Wont put up an image.. His face would be imprinted in anyones mind *shivers*.
God, id love to tie him down whenever he wins a free during a match. Crazy f**ker.

Bobalicious93

soccymonster wrote: »

John mullane.
Wont put up an image.. His face would be imprinted in anyones mind *shivers*.
God, id love to tie him down whenever he wins a free during a match. Crazy f**ker.

I'll do it then:



Sexy beast.

jumpguy

Naggers.

Every soap actor.
Every rich soccer player.
Lady Gaga.
Lady Gaga.
Brian O'Driscoll.

EDIT: ALMOST FORGOT THE MOST ANNOYING CREATURE TO GRACE OUR PLANET



Sarah Silverman. Anybody who watchs Comedy Central will understand. The most unfunny person...it makes you writh in pain.

Bobalicious93

jumpguy wrote: »

Naggers.

Well done, I was wondering who'd figure first that it was a South Park quote.

Shacklebolt

Russell Brand.



I mean just look at him. Doesn't he look like such an asshole? And when he opens his mouth he confirms the first impressions.

soccymonster

Bobalicious93 wrote: »

I'll do it then:



Sexy beast.

thanks for that.. You just made my left eye go blind..

Bobalicious93

soccymonster wrote: »

thanks for that.. You just made my left eye go blind..

Why only the left one? :pac:

jumpguy

Bobalicious93 wrote: »

Well done, I was wondering who'd figure first that it was a South Park quote.

Do I win anything?

+1 For Russel Brand btw. What a cock. He's about as funny as the Taliban. It's a warning sign when most lads are wearing eyeliner, but he just confirms it with flying colours.

Bobalicious93

jumpguy wrote: »

Do I win anything?

Professey Chin

Katherine Lynch


One of the most unfunny cretins ever created and unleashed on the public by RTE :mad:

soccymonster

Bobalicious93 wrote: »

Why only the left one? :pac:

coz if were to go blind in both eyes then i couldnt type this message! Duh! :P Although, i must say, you got a fairly hot pic of mullane there. The more i look at it, the more im beginning to love him. *looks for celebrity crushes thread*.
Ah damn it, would he count as a celebrity though..?

jefreywithonef

A few weeks ago I witnessed about four minutes of Homeless Joe (some American interviewer) and his quite horrendous attempts at humour so I nominate him. A flick on the head and to terminate his show would be the preferred way of expressing my contempt.

Bobalicious93

soccymonster wrote: »

coz if were to go blind in both eyes then i couldnt type this message! Duh! :P Although, i must say, you got a fairly hot pic of mullane there. The more i look at it, the more im beginning to love him. *looks for celebrity crushes thread*.
Ah damn it, would he count as a celebrity though..?

No less than the Jonas Brothers...........................which reminds me.....



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How can you NOT hate these guys?

Redzer7

jumpguy wrote: »

EDIT: ALMOST FORGOT THE MOST ANNOYING CREATURE TO GRACE OUR PLANET



Sarah Silverman. Anybody who watchs Comedy Central will understand. The most unfunny person...it makes you writh in pain.

Absolutely hate her. It's possibly worse than facing the death penalty .

Shacklebolt

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Katherine Lynch


One of the most unfunny cretins ever created and unleashed on the public by RTE :mad:

I'd like to nominate all female comedians. I've yet to come across any that are funny.

jumpguy

Shacklebolt wrote: »

I'd like to nominate all female comedians. I've yet to come across any that are funny.

That's true. They're funny in their own ways, but not in the comedian way.

Sorry, women can't do it. I know, I'm a deadly sexist. :rolleyes:

Professey Chin

Shacklebolt wrote: »

I'd like to nominate all female comedians. I've yet to come across any that are funny.

I like Nina Conti
No others though :mad:

jefreywithonef

Linda Smith could do it. Unfortunately she died a few years ago.

camero

Bobalicious93 wrote: »

No less than the Jonas Brothers...........................which reminds me.....



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How can you NOT hate these guys?

i went around oxygen like your man on the right with avaters as sunglasses but the top was from topman

Shacklebolt

I think we'll let the Hitch sum up why women aren't successful in comedy...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7izJggqCoA

norwegianwood

This yoke. Every time I see her I just want to throw something. The best of both worlds, eh? shame you're not talented in either of them...

Bobalicious93

camero wrote: »

i went around oxygen like your man on the right with avaters as sunglasses but the top was from topman

Then I hereby ban you from this thread! :pac:

ArthurGuinness

jumpguy wrote: »

Every soap actor.


EDIT: ALMOST FORGOT THE MOST ANNOYING CREATURE TO GRACE OUR PLANET



Sarah Silverman. Anybody who watchs Comedy Central will understand. The most unfunny person...it makes you writh in pain.

I have never even seen her show I just know I feckin' hate her from the ads.

And this bitch

jefreywithonef

I don't think I've ever heard a Jonas Brothers song but I can say they've annoyed me just looking at them in that picture (although the blame can also be attributed to Bobalicious for posting it :P).

Bobalicious93

norwegianwood wrote: »

This yoke. Every time I see her I just want to throw something. The best of both worlds, eh? shame you're not talented in either of them...

Who is it? She's kinda hot :pac:

Shacklebolt

Bobalicious93 wrote: »

Who is it? She's kinda hot :pac:

Thats Miley Cyrus and shes a fine piece of jailbait alright.

jumpguy

Think it's Miley Cyrus (yore one in Hannah Montana). Does anyone else notice that all young teenage girls who work for Disney are extremely hormonal and slutty and end up with naked pics of them on the internet? I think Disney does something to their previously innocent, quiet, young minds.

No, I don't think there's one of Miley Cyrus, before you ask.

kenon

jumpguy wrote: »

Shes quite good lookin...

Shacklebolt

jumpguy wrote: »

Think it's Miley Cyrus (yore one in Hannah Montana). Does anyone else notice that all young teenage girls who work for Disney are extremely hormonal and slutty and end up with naked pics of them on the internet? I think Disney does something to their previously innocent, quiet, young minds.

No, I don't think there's one of Miley Cyrus, before you ask.

Its going to look bad I was the one to post this but what the heck...

camero

she not jailbait her bro is nice that guy from metro station meat him there in dublin when they where playing her not so long ago and by the way she is the same age as me and i look older

Bobalicious93

Shacklebolt wrote: »

Thats Miley Cyrus and shes a fine piece of jailbait alright.

Oh yeah, I saw her on Johnathan Ross a few weeks ago actually. Yeah you're right norweigianwood, she's a bit of a plank alright.

jumpguy wrote: »

No, I don't think there's one of Miley Cyrus, before you ask.

That's where you'd be wrong

EDIT: Shacks got there before me

jumpguy

kenon wrote: »

Shes quite good lookin...

Oh dear God you're delirious. Swine flu?!

Strap him down and make him watch an episode of The Sarah Silverman Show ASAP!!


EDIT: Bob I'm wrong? Shiiiiit... Well it just proves my point about what Disney does to young girls.

soccymonster

I like miley cyrus

Fad

In no particular order:

• People who come into petrol stations and order paninis*
• People who bring children with chicken pox in to petrol stations
• People who complain to me about the price of things (We have one of the cheapest petrol prices in dublin, but they STILL complain about something
• People who actually buy umbrellas in petrol stations
• People who put €20.01 of petrol in their car, hand me a twenty (Dont bat an eyelid) TEHN ask for a receipt? (If you going to pay the full price, I'm happy to help you, but if too many people in a day do it, and short change me like that, it can come out of my wages)

*If anyone so much as tries to but one tomorrow, they're getting punched in the face, the grill for toasting them is just too perilous to use.

Dont get me wrong, I really like my job, but a small minority of customers annoy the **** out of me .

andyman

Michael McIntyre. For the love of God get this tedious, unfunny idiot off my favourite quiz show (Mock the Week, before anyone asks). He's a joke to the comedy profession (no pun intended) and seriously needs to stop trying. He rambles on and on and by the time he gets to a punchline I'd say everyone's forgotten what in the name of God he's talking about.

Nice one, now I'm annoyed again. Over to the "aaaaaarrrrrrrrgh" thread for me.

Bobalicious93

jumpguy wrote: »

EDIT: Bob I'm wrong? Shiiiiit... Well it just proves my point about what Disney does to young girls.

We can only live in hope that Warner Bros. did something similar when it came to Emma Watson eh?

Bobalicious93

andyman wrote: »

Michael McIntyre. For the love of God get this tedious, unfunny idiot off my favourite quiz show (Mock the Week, before anyone asks). He's a joke to the comedy profession (no pun intended) and seriously needs to stop trying. He rambles on and on and by the time he gets to a punchline I'd say everyone's forgotten what in the name of God he's talking about.

Nice one, now I'm annoyed again. Over to the "aaaaaarrrrrrrrgh" thread for me.

I'm not having this one, he's one of my favourite comedians.

kenon

jumpguy wrote: »

Oh dear God you're delirious. Swine flu?!

Strap him down and make him watch an episode of The Sarah Silverman Show ASAP!!

Delirious I am not!

ArthurGuinness

kenon wrote: »

Shes quite good lookin...

Have you been drinkin'

jumpguy

Kenon you just made me throw up my supper. Please stop with your shock tactics, they're not humourus at all.

Fad....

...I always order paninis...and ye charge me 4 Euro. Is it for the labour or something?

Bobalicious93

ArthurGuinness wrote: »

Have you been drinkin'

......says the man who invented his own beer.......

andyman

Bobalicious93 wrote: »

I'm not having this one, he's one of my favourite comedians.

I just don't find him funny. He's shocking on Mock The Week bar one or two moments and I was watching one of his stand-up routines before (people go on about him, and I just watched it to see if his stand-up was better) and I just could not LOL nowhere near as hard as I would if I watched someone like Russell Howard or Simon Amstell

Bobalicious93

andyman wrote: »

I just don't find him funny. He's shocking on Mock The Week bar one or two moments and I was watching one of his stand-up routines before (people go on about him, and I just watched it to see if his stand-up was better) and I just could not LOL nowhere near as hard as I would if I watched someone like Russell Howard or Simon Amstell

You serious? Russell Howard? If you like him then there's no talking to you :pac:

Fad

jumpguy wrote: »

Fad....

...I always order paninis...and ye charge me 4 Euro. Is it for the labour or something?

4.50 actually

We're considering outsourcing the toasting to India, better value and whatnot.

jumpguy

Fad wrote: »

4.50 actually

We're considering outsourcing the toasting to India, better value and whatnot.

The day I'd pay 4.50 for a panini will be the day I'll open the scalding hot panini and throw it right back into the face of the deli staff. Suppose that's Dublin prices. :P

jefreywithonef

Fad wrote: »

• People who put €20.01 of petrol in their car, hand me a twenty (Dont bat an eyelid) TEHN ask for a receipt? (If you going to pay the full price, I'm happy to help you, but if too many people in a day do it, and short change me like that, it can come out of my wages)

How many people would do that in a day though? I used to let people off with €20.04. Although I usually demanded an extra ten cent from the ignoramuses who put in something ridiculous like €20.13. :pac:

Fad

Monzo wrote: »

How many people would do that in a day though? I used to let people off with €20.04. Although I usually demanded an extra ten cent from the ignoramuses who put in something ridiculous like €20.13. :pac:

On average 50 or 60.

It is a very busy station.

I know it's just 60c, but it's the principle, you know?

I wouldnt mind people handing me the money and leaving, but staying and asking for a vat receipt having not even paid the full price is a wee bit cheeky imo.

jefreywithonef

I suppose it all adds up alright.