Woman pours boiling water on husband's genitals

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A Queens nurse allegedly channeled Lorena Bobbitt as she exacted revenge yesterday on her hubby for his infidelity.

The woman, feeling burned over her husband's cheating, woke him up by pouring a "big pot" of scalding water over his genitals, the victim told The Post....click for more

Goodness gracious, great balls of fire

keen

She's acting the bollox, I can't even imagine what that would feel like.

Biggins

Live by the sword ...die by the sword!

DeCoR18

Wonder how long a guy would get in jail if this was reversed.

brummytom

Hot Rod!




That's all

Sea Sharp

bunny-boiler

Schism

Ah that's taking the piss.

Fago!

OUCH!!!!

Latchy

But ..But ..think of the children

thomond2006

Puts a new meaning on "watered-down".

My name is URL

Teabagging

they're doing it wrong

Wertz

You've put me right off my poached sausages...

Four-Percent

Christ almighty, that's horrific. :eek:

brummytom

My name is URL wrote: »

Teabagging

they're doing it wrong

We have a winner

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ScumLord

"It sounded like a woman screaming," a neighbor in their Springfield Gardens building said of the 6 a.m. attack.

Jesus, talk about kicking a man while his down.

cHaTbOx

Now that's a way to make things hot and steamy in the bedroom:D

Abi

It seems the 'infedelity' was not a recent event.

"She does not know how to forgive and forget; she doesn't let anything go by," he said. "If I come home late from work, she's always assuming that I'm with a woman."

If she didn't trust him after the infidelity she should have asked for a divorce instead of scalding him. Fcuking wimmins... oh wait... 0/

sam34

she poured water on his genitals, and he suffered burns to thirty percent of his body?? :eek:

it must be true what they say about black men!! :pac:

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sam34 wrote: »

she poured water on his genitals, and he suffered burns to thirty percent of his body??

it must be true what they say about black men!!

AnonoBoy

GaNjaHaN wrote: »

bunnybollocks-boiler

FYP

barleybooley

/collapses from pun overload

Some countries consider boiled genitals a delicacy.

keen

barleybooley wrote: »

/collapses from pun overload

Some countries consider boiled genitals a delicacy.

Balls to that, you won't see me ordering it.

bigeasyeah

She s gonna find herself in hot water for acting like that.

AnonoBoy

Looks like her temper had reached the temperature at which its vapor pressure is equal to the pressure exerted on it by the surrounding environmental pressure.

*yuk* *yuk* *pushes glasses up nose*

Mossy Monk

What a ****ing ****.

ejmaztec

Another cock and boil story.

Turd Ferguson

Boiling water? Thats stupid. I just spit on mine...

JangoFett

Ya know, ya never hear of a man mutilating her boyfriend/husband's genitals

Anyone else notice that?

brummytom

JangoFett wrote: »

Ya know, ya never hear of a man mutilating her boyfriend/husband's genitals

Anyone else notice that?

Erm... what?

Nevyn

I bet he had crabs and she was just cooking them for him...

mink_man

his nickname is now "scald balls"

Abi

ejmaztec wrote: »

Another cock and boil story.

Could have been a cock and chop story :pac:

John Wayne Bobbitt (born 23 March 1967 in Buffalo, New York) and Lorena Leonor (née Gallo)[citation needed] (born 1970 in Bucay, Ecuador) were an American couple, married on June 18, 1989, whose difficult relationship gained worldwide notice for an incident in 1993 when Lorena severed John's penis with a knife.

InkSlinger67

mink_man wrote: »

his nickname is now "scald balls"

Sizzlecock a.k.a. Mickey Byrne

Nevyn

Abigayle wrote: »

Could have been a cock and chop story :pac:

Yes but she did it wrong and it was re attached and he went on to do a porn movie, so remember ladies like we tell the emos cut lengthwise and not across.

Tar.Aldarion

Meh, had worse done to mine.

brummytom

Thaedydal wrote: »

Yes but she did it wrong and it was re attached and he went on to do a porn movie, so remember ladies like we tell the emos cut lengthwise and not across.

I saw some programme on that bloke - he only did 2 movies I think, one went down well, the other flopped (excuse the pun).. just a novelty tbh

The best way to do it ladies.. drug him, slice them open, take em out and stick table tennis balls in there.

Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to get a lock for my room

galwayrush

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

Meh, had worse done to mine.

Did you have to pay much for it?:pac:

Tar.Aldarion

galwayrush wrote: »

Did you have to pay much for it?:pac:

Na those german girls love making you feel the pain, it was pro boner*. :pac:




*"Don't you mean bono?" "I know what I said."

newmills

Sometimes it's the only way to get the dirt off them!!:D