Reasons my pathetic life isn't pathetic right now.

davyjose

Times are hard; we all feel like Oliver Twist's less fortunate sibling lately, but I can name three reasons, right now why my life doesn't suck.

1 I'm not in work in the morning
2 I just found a half a bottle of Baileys I'd presumed stolen
3 Rugbai Gold is on, and we're hammering the sh!t out of England at some stage in the early 80's

Feel free to collectively join my feeble poke in the eye to the all-consuming monster that is life. Name your three!

cherryghost

1. I work full time.
2. I dont have swine flu.
3. I'm not sober.

Jesus Wept

davyjose wrote: »

we all feel like Oliver Twist's less fortunate sibling lately

No, we don't.

davyjose

cherryghost wrote: »

3. I'm not sober.

Let the fiving commence -- at height.

jumpguy

Going on holidays in 2 weeks
Have a good set of friends who have my back
Got loads of exercise today (getting fit for rugby season)


Good thread OP

davyjose

The-Rigger wrote: »

No, we don't.

Yeah, word going round with all the hobo's, is that the Third Boxcar is the plush one.

congo_90

1. I wake up when I feel like
2. I'm a man therefore I'll never be pathetic
3. I'm off to Wex in the morn

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

1. Have a friend coming down from Kerry tomorrow
2. I'm not pregnant (worth while being thankful for the small things. Or lack thereof)
3. I made really nice spuds there a while ago

JONJO THE MISER

1. Im watching a good movie
2. I have a packet of rashers, pudding and sausages eyeing me up and i cant resist.
3. Afterwars im going to go to sleep for at least 12 hours.

Rybka

I will be be heading to work tomorrow, paying my taxes and not a chain round the nations neck like the unemployed and overpaid teachers and police officers.

Riamfada

1. I have lots of good friends
2. Im unemployed but that leaves me plenty of time for photography and excercise
3. I have a hot girlfriend

wexican

1. Made the most delicious of cottage pies for dinner earlier.
2. I'm busy most days
3. The crapy weather means my hayfever is tamed!

davyjose

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

3. Afterwars im going to go to sleep for at least 12 hours.

I love how you operate - after wars I usually get PTSD and cry for my Mammy a lot, and partake in games of Russian Roulette. Bravo :P

Jesus Wept

davyjose wrote: »

Yeah, word going round with all the hobo's, is that the Third Boxcar is the plush one.

I'm part of the hobo riche don't you know. :P

JONJO THE MISER

Rybka wrote: »

I will be be heading to work tomorrow, paying my taxes and not a chain round the nations neck like the unemployed and overpaid teachers and police officers.

Pah work, u do know you cant mention that foul word at this time of night:p

davyjose

Rybka wrote: »

I will be be heading to work tomorrow, paying my taxes and not a chain round the nations neck like the unemployed and overpaid teachers and police officers.

Dude, or ... dudette ... or whatever sex your strangely attractive name represents. I have a full time job too, and pay taxes (unlike those heavily levied teachers and Cops ... obviously). I'm still not in work tomorra :pac: Enjoy your six hours sleep :cool:

loveforcelbridg

1.My bird started modelling.
2.My birthday is soon.
3.Im not hungry

Twee.

1) Not in work until Thursday
2) Shopping tomorrow with the mam/aunties/cousins. Girls day out
3) Going to a zombie theme night on Friday and am planning my costume.

starbelgrade

1. I got 18 bottles of Becks in Asda for £12 on Saturday & am mulching thru them nicely, thanks very much!

2. I'm going to a wedding on Saturday which is not your a-typical wedding (will be camping there & bringing a cooler box full of beer, plus there's a house DJ starting at 3am!).... there goes the weekend!

3. I'm happily married to a really cool woman who loves me.

Cripes - when yr forced to look at the positives, life is good. This is like a feicin' life coaching session!!!

useful_contacts

1. ive got the best man on earth and a cute kitten whos a ****ing nutter:P

2. i can drink most of my mates under the table

3. i found a load of my old porn when i cleaned out today- yay

Hey they are not the best reasons but they are all i have:(

davyjose

starbelgrade wrote: »

Cripes - when yr forced to look at the positives, life is good. This is like a feicin' life coaching session!!!

The half bottle of Baileys from my OP has been replaced by a glowing sense of satisfaction.

Tomorrow, when the vomiting and sweaty self-loathing begins, you'll be there for me, right? Right?

davyjose

davyjose wrote: »

Times are hard; we all feel like Oliver Twist's less fortunate sibling lately, but I can name three reasons, right now why my life doesn't suck.

1 I'm not in work in the morning
2 I just found a half a bottle of Baileys I'd presumed stolen
3 Rugbai Gold is on, and we're hammering the sh!t out of England at some stage in the early 80's

Feel free to collectively join my feeble poke in the eye to the all-consuming monster that is life. Name your three!

god damnit what a post

discostick12

1) Its pay day tomorrow
2) Have the best bf ever!!
3) Goin back up to Dub tomorrow!!

Home Sweet Home

ottostreet

1. girl that im 'involved with' comes home.
2. my new clutch will arrive!
3. im having tayto waffles and tea!

useful_contacts

ottostreet wrote: »

1. girl that im 'involved with' comes home.
2. my new clutch will arrive!
3. im having tayto waffles and tea!

thanks and now im hungry:(

JONJO THE MISER

oh Ah posters why didnt ye stop me eating them rashers i dont feel so well now:(

chupacabra

1. I have Dog.
2. Him name is Jack.
3. He is no. 1 dag in the world.
4. I am cook black pudding in the morning in the morning.

discostick12

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

oh Ah posters why didnt ye stop me eating them rashers i dont feel so well now:(

Why how many did you eat? :eek:

Hank Scorpio

iv just saved 2 cans that i will drink 2moro while being intoxicated at the same time

times are tough.

bigeasyeah

1.Ive just learned how to do squealies properly.
2.I have known a lot of great women.
3.Im up past my bedtime listening to David Lee Roth.

Cool thread!

carlmango11

1. I'm watching House
2. I'm drinking some pretty nice tea
3. I'm going for my third driving lesson tomorrow

heinrichaussler

1: Mary Harney has just climbed off my shattered pelvis.
2: Mary Harney has promised to eschew typical HSE Practices, and properly treat my condition - my shattered Pelvis.
3: The skin grafts and steel plates are still less intrusive than Harneys Man-size Clit.

gaeilgegrinds

1) Am in fulltime employment in a job I love.
2) Have a handy sidelines business.
3) Am at the top of my game at long last.
4) Am ripped again at long last.
5) Have a healthy and happy family and amazing friends and bf.
6) Am myself healthy and happy.

Aisling(",)

1.Amnt pregnant..YAY
2.Its my 18th birthday on friday
3.Ive got two litres of vodka in my room.
3.my friends are deadly.
4.Newly single so am able to mingle
5.Got a cool dress for my birthday
6.bought my dream debs dress

TriceMarie

1. My acting coach complimented my work tonight
2.I got a buy one get one free deal for the new herbal essences
3.When I came home starving,my mother had made lovely dinner earlier,so I didn't have to cook
(4. )Spraoi festival starts on Friday woop :P

homah_7ft

1. Had delicious home made chips.
2. Have someone even more delicious on the phone.

Rybka

davyjose wrote: »

Dude, or ... dudette ... or whatever sex your strangely attractive name represents. I have a full time job too, and pay taxes (unlike those heavily levied teachers and Cops ... obviously). I'm still not in work tomorra :pac: Enjoy your six hours sleep :cool:

I am strangely attractive thanks, but my friend the police officer is upset he is down almost 500 euro a month. Without getting into details that fact alone should show how grossly overpaid he is. A starting off teacher gets 31K - - although no teacher actually gets 31 - their pay is increased depending on qualifications. You need a qualification to be a teacher.....Worse still is that temp teachers are treated like **** for the benifit of these unmoveables.

Anyway - Three things that make me happy today

1- Tevez
2- Manu
3 - Barry

dearg lady

Aisling(",) wrote: »

4.Newly single so am able to mingle

lol,I like this one, me too! Though it's slightly less exciting aged 26 as opposed to 18.... Oh well.

Anyway, my 3 things,
1. Have a job I love(but it is public sector, and I do get paid sh*t wages, please don't tar us all with the same brush!)
2. Have Faith no More AND Specials tix and cannot wait, eeep!
3. This weekend I'm gonna party with some of my favourite peeps

Tar.Aldarion

1. I'm alive.

Dunno after that!

MagicMarker

1. I have a 5 day weekend coming up
2. Today is pay day
3. I'm awesome

Jaysoose

Rybka wrote: »

I am strangely attractive thanks, but my friend the police officer is upset he is down almost 500 euro a month. Without getting into details that fact alone should show how grossly overpaid he is. A starting off teacher gets 31K - - although no teacher actually gets 31 - their pay is increased depending on qualifications. You need a qualification to be a teacher.....Worse still is that temp teachers are treated like **** for the benifit of these unmoveables.

Anyway - Three things that make me happy today

1- Tevez
2- Manu
3 - Barry

1. Not being a band wagon jumper onner
2. Going to vegas in 8 weeks for my birthday
3. Kickass GF that is taking me to vegas

Super-Rush

I'm heading fishing in a minute
Back to work tomorrow(YAY)
Money

W123-80's

I'm turning 30 Friday so....

1. Few quiet pints Friday night with the lads. (It might get noisy :pac:)
2. Races in Galway on Saturday with my GF.
3. BBQ at home on Sunday organised my Mum an my Sis, with all invited...!

The perfect Bank Holiday Weekend.

Life is good.

homerun_homer

1. I'm on a buzz after coming home from one of the most fun holidays I've ever had
2. I just got a cheap, vintage 12 string guitar on the cheap which is a beauty.
3. I'm not broke

El Siglo

1. I have a job
2. I got paid yesterday
3. Next week is a bank holiday!:D

Pop's Diner

1. I get off early this Friday.
2. I don't have to go to school.
3. I had a poo.

missmatty

1. Am not hungover (unlike yest :eek: never again).

2. Am off on Friday.

3. Get paid on Friday.

Snakeblood

1. Still have a job
2. Still have friends
3. Still have hair.

Actually, put number 3 first, and swap out 1 for still have weekends.

and2

1)off work until August 24th
2)off work until August 24th
3)off work until August 24th

*getting married, honeymoon

Sar21

I'm enjoying a day off work Thats about it...

Dubh Geannain

1. I collect underpants
2. .....
3. I make a profit