Woman freed after being trapped on lavatory for a week

Paddy Samurai · 28-07-2009 2:19pm #1

An Australian woman has been rescued after she fell into her lavatory and was trapped there for a week.
The Queensland woman, who has not been named, was only found by the emergency services after a neighbour heard her cries for help.
When an ambulance arrived paramedics found her stuck on the lavatory and unable to get out. She was dehydrated but otherwise unharmed, despite having spent seven days wedged in the same position.

What would you spend your time doing if you were wedged in the toilet for a week.Eh.........apart from the crapping.
I wonder if the woman now has a phobia about using the toilet.
What would be the first thing you would do after getting out of the loo.
Other than wiping(steam cleaning) the dead flies off your ass.

http://www.independent.ie/world-news/asia-pacific/woman-freed-after-being-trapped-on-lavatory-for-a-week-1844269.html

FlutterinBantam · 28-07-2009 2:26pm

Bitch was probably hovering to avoid the Redbacks or Funnellwebs and slipped.

Serves her right, sit on the fcuking seat girls,anything lurking will probably back off with the whiff off yer box and beat a retreat.

You use your hands for everything and put them up to your mouth,why do you think your shooting crack is so susceptible to germs.

This hovering stuff is the the cause of all that.

starflake · 28-07-2009 2:28pm

God love her... that must have scared the sh1t outta her

Mr Magnolia · 28-07-2009 2:29pm

Couldn't be true, women never go to toilets on their own.

Electric Sheep · 28-07-2009 2:30pm

Oh Dear! What a calamity!

starflake · 28-07-2009 2:31pm

No, seriously If I were her I would be sh1ttin myself all week

DamoDLK · 28-07-2009 2:32pm

Paddy Samurai wrote: »

What would be the first thing you would do after getting out of the loo.
Other than wiping your ass.

Ahem, Flush..

Johnny Utah · 28-07-2009 2:34pm

You can only survive about 3 days without water............ If she was there a week, this must mean that she drank the toilet water- ewwww!

DenMan · 28-07-2009 2:35pm

Why didn't she kick the door down.....or better still open her bag and take out a screwdriver and take the hinges of the door down.

You have to be prepared for these things.

Why didn't she call the police?

FlutterinBantam · 28-07-2009 2:40pm

starflake wrote: »

No, seriously If I were her I would be sh1ttin myself all week

:eek:Jaysus !!

With 127 lbs to drop she'd back up big time:eek:

Crock of shít:eek::eek:

Johnny Utah · 28-07-2009 2:41pm

Electric Sheep wrote: »

Oh Dear! What a calamity!

Oh Dear, What can the matter be?
A fat old Ozzie locked in the lavatory.
She was there from Sunday to Saturday.
Nobody knew she was there.

She went in to pass some superfluous water
She pulled on the chain and the rising tide caught her
And nobody knew she was there

Riskymove · 28-07-2009 2:44pm

Johnny Utah wrote: »

You can only survive about 3 days without water............ If she was there a week, this must mean that she drank the toilet water- ewwww!

she might have been able to reach the sink.......I hope

welcomeinjam · 28-07-2009 2:54pm

This story puts the humour in toilet humour

FlutterinBantam · 28-07-2009 2:54pm

welcomeinjam wrote: »

This story puts the humour in toilet humour

In your opinion.

AnonoBoy · 28-07-2009 2:55pm

How fat was she?

CutzEr · 28-07-2009 2:56pm

Pwff...

women..

Fizman · 28-07-2009 2:57pm

To be honest, after a week i'd become fairly institutionalised. I reckon I'd wanna stay there just to avoid the withdrawal symptoms.

FlutterinBantam · 28-07-2009 2:58pm

230 lbs!!

Jaysus, she should give the Packers a ring, they are looking for a RB

Johnny Utah · 28-07-2009 2:59pm

Riskymove wrote: »

she might have been able to reach the sink.......I hope

Unlikely if her arse was tightly wedged in the bowl. Trying to strain her neck to drink the tap water could also prove to be a risky move (no pun intended) as she could easily slip a disc in the manoeuvre. Plus, in my experience, the distance between the toilet seat and the sink is simply too far for one to be able to reach the tap water whilst still sitting on the commode- believe me, I've tried many times!

With that in mind, I think it's safe to assume that the women in question did in fact consume toilet water. How she did that, we'll never know...... Maybe she found an empty shampoo bottle sitting nearby, and was able to quench her thirst by constantly refilling the empty bottle with toilet water. Btw, in a life-and-death scenario such as this, it's also perfectly acceptable to drink your own urine. You should always drink fresh urine as it's sterile.

Cookie_Monster · 28-07-2009 3:45pm

Johnny Utah wrote: »

You can only survive about 3 days without water............ If she was there a week, this must mean that she drank the toilet water- ewwww!

It's grand from the top tank;)

How/Why would she not have been able to rock toilet over/smash it somehow/ lose enough weight to get unstuck:D. Women...huh:rolleyes:

jebuz · 28-07-2009 3:49pm

Was it an Armitage Shanks? now there's a quality toilet

Cookie_Monster · 28-07-2009 3:51pm

Johnny Utah wrote: »

Plus, in my experience, the distance between the toilet seat and the sink is simply too far for one to be able to reach the tap water whilst still sitting on the commode- believe me, I've tried many times!

Not true, not in my house anyway. I know this as i was hungover and using the pot when i suddenly felt the overpowering need to throw up without the option to stand up

marko91 · 28-07-2009 3:53pm

...have a ****, or 30

FlutterinBantam · 28-07-2009 4:15pm

Johnny Utah wrote: »

Unlikely if her arse was tightly wedged in the bowl. Trying to strain her neck to drink the tap water could also prove to be a risky move (no pun intended) as she could easily slip a disc in the manoeuvre. Plus, in my experience, the distance between the toilet seat and the sink is simply too far for one to be able to reach the tap water whilst still sitting on the commode- believe me, I've tried many times!

With that in mind, I think it's safe to assume that the women in question did in fact consume toilet water. How she did that, we'll never know...... Maybe she found an empty shampoo bottle sitting nearby, and was able to quench her thirst by constantly refilling the empty bottle with toilet water. Btw, in a life-and-death scenario such as this, it's also perfectly acceptable to drink your own urine. You should always drink fresh urine as it's sterile.

She turns on the tap, takes off her top ,slings it into the sink and sucks out the water.

What the fcuk is wrong with that???

Prof.Badass · 28-07-2009 4:20pm

marko91 wrote: »

...have a ****, or 30

Where would you put the tissue after you clean up?

Imagine being found dead with cummy tissue paper all round

.

cherryghost · 28-07-2009 4:44pm

I'd say she was found and the toilet seat was down

Johnny Utah · 28-07-2009 5:01pm

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

She turns on the tap, takes off her top ,slings it into the sink and sucks out the water.

What the fcuk is wrong with that???

Flutter,

Maybe the bathroom is very small in your house?

As I said in my previous post, in my experience, the bathroom sink tends to be a few feet away from the jax bowl. I tested the distance in my own place and there's absolutely no chance in hell I'd be able to reach the taps on the sink if I was stuck on the pan*. Assuming this woman's bathroom is kitted out in a similar fashion, I find it hard to accept that she was able to reach the sink for regular refreshment.

*Maybe I should put some plan in place in case there is an emergency in future....