Chocolate or sex?

pikachucheeks

It's been said for years that women would choose chocolate. But if you were presented with both and were only allowed one, what would your choice really be?

Personally, for me, it depends on what kind of sex and chocolate was on offer!

I'd choose sex, being perfectly honest. I think it's a lot more fun than sitting there on your own, stuffing your face! Although, maybe I'm saying this because I'm on a mini diet at the moment! :pac:

cson

Er, can I have both?

Btw, anyone who says chocolate is having the wrong kind of sex.

evogirl

sex without a doubt

Wibbs

Now I bloody love choccie(some part of my X chromosome jumped onto the Y:D), but.... eh..... no it would be the horizontal mambo every time.:D

pikachucheeks

Wibbs wrote: »

Now I bloody love choccie(some part of my X chromosome jumped onto the Y:D), but.... eh..... no it would be the horizontal mambo every time.:D

That made me laugh really hard! In front of everrrryone in my office!

I can imagine you saying it as well, which makes it all the more hilarious!

I should have made a poll for this...

Faith

Sex, definitely.

Will

Depends how hungry I am for either :pac:

all_smilz

sex

BUT i am reminded of the episode of Friends where Joey was asked if he had a naked Lady in one hand and a pot of jam in the other what would her do?

PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER................

paperclip2

Right now?

Chocolate

Piste

cson wrote: »

Er, can I have both?

Btw, anyone who says chocolate is having the wrong kind of sex.

Anyone who says sex is having the wrong kind of chocolate

Wibbs

Wibbs wrote: »

Now I bloody love choccie(some part of my X chromosome jumped onto the Y:D), but.... eh..... no it would be the horizontal mambo every time.:D

No you don't!
You totally relinquished that chocolate fudge that time, without so much as whimper.
Ok so if I sat on you, you would die.
But still.

Oh The Humanity

Sex ftw !

Chocolate is well overrated....

Wibbs

Fudge is only barely a form of chocolate so it doesnt count. as for the rest, promises promises :pac:

IvyTheTerrible

Chocolate for me is very meh. Not a big fan.

So most types of even mediocre sex would be better! :rolleyes:

pikachucheeks

Dearie me, the tension in this thread!

Perhaps we should organise a chocolate-tasting meet up?

I'm trying to understand why someone would say chocolate, at this moment in time. Maybe because chocolate is consistently good, where as sex can be hit and miss?
Like, a Kinder Bueno is always going to be great, but you can't really say the same for sex! And if you can, I want whatever you're having! :pac:

Will

quick google yielded these results;

You can GET chocolate.
"If you love me you'll swallow that"; has real meaning with chocolate.
Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your work mates.
You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
Good chocolate is easy to find.
You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbours awake.
With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good.
A chocolate never forgets to tell you they liked you better with long hair.
A chocolate never snaps your bra or pinches your bum.
Chocolate can stay hard for a week, and satisfies even when it has gone soft.
You can safely have chocolate while driving.
You can have chocolate on your desk without upsetting your workmates.
"If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
It's easy to find 9 inches of chocolate.
Chocolate doesn't make you preggers.
You don't have to wait until half-time to talk to your chocolate.
You won't find out later that your chocolate is married.
You won't find out later that your chocolate is on penicillin.

smileysurfer

No competition really... chocolate!! hahaha just kidding:D
chocolate is overrated!!

Will

Chocolate is putting up a pretty good fight tbh

pikachucheeks

Chocolate doesn't make you preggers.

But it can make you look preggers!

shellyboo

No, seriously though, sex right? The people who are saying chocolate are joking?

I'd starve for life - like, actually never eat again - if I had to choose between ANY food and sex, never mind chocolate and sex. No competition!

Will

Also to even the debate in favour of sex;

1. Eating chocolate in public isn’t exciting.
2. You can’t ask chocolate to wear leather for you.
3. You can’t put wax on chocolate’s nipples.
4. Chocolate doesn’t make a movie interesting.
5. It doesn’t take talent to eat chocolate.
6. If you scream while eating chocolate people think something’s wrong.
7. If you have a romantic dinner just to eat chocolate for dessert, your date will think you’re an idiot.
8. You can’t put handcuffs on chocolate.
9. Chocolate doesn’t moan.
10. If you eat chocolate in the shower it will melt.
11. Eating chocolate in a large group isn’t any more fun than eating it alone.
12. A magazine about chocolate wouldn’t sell.
13. Chocolate won’t sell a product, no matter how much of it you use.
14. Chocolate is ‘quality controlled’.
15. Chocolate comes with an expiration date.
16. Too much chocolate will make you sick.
17. There’s no challenge in obtaining a bit of chocolate.
18. If you don’t want any chocolate people assume something’s wrong with you.
19. Mixing chocolate with whipped cream will give you cavities.
20. Chocolate isn’t fun to undress.
21. Eating chocolate does nothing for your cardiovascular system.
22. You can't write a book on how to eat chocolate.
23. You can never eat the same chocolate twice.
24. Your mom will scold you about eating chocolate before dinner.
25. You have to wait a half-hour before swimming after eating chocolate.
26. When chocolate gets hot it gets harder to eat.
27. Chocolate makes you fat.
28. Chocolate will kill your dog.
29. It's no fun to wrestle chocolate to the ground.
30. Chocolate doesn't react to being licked.

Wibbs

Will wrote: »

10. If you eat chocolate in the shower it will melt.

One would assume similar for a lady or gentleman....

26. When chocolate gets hot it gets harder to eat.

Ditto....

28. Chocolate will kill your dog.

Well I would have reckoned gettin it on with your hound may raise some eyebrows...

username4321

Sex definitely!!!

Nevyn

There is nothing worse then bad chocolate.
Good chocolate is better then bad sex.
Ideally good chocolate eaten inbetween rounds of good sex.

magicianz

Ehh you know you can combine the 2? :-o call me crazy but chocolate sauce and sex go together like ireland and rain :-P
Id choose sex any way

Joey the lips

http://shootmesenselessphotography.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/chocolate023.jpg


What is wrong with both!

Nervous Wreck

The only time I'd ever choose chocolate over sex is for about 40 seconds after a marathon sex session. After said 40 seconds though, I'd probably just want more sex.

Edgedinblue

Is there no way you can have sex this time around, next time have chocolate, next time have sex again... and so on??

Emme

It all depends on the quality of chocolate and sex on offer. Given the choice between a night of passion with Orlando Bloom and a bar of Cadburys or Galaxy, Orlando Bloom would definitely win.

Given the choice between a night of passion with a short, smelly lager swilling misogynist with a beer gut (you'll find them in any pub any night of the week) and a bar of Lindt or Valrhona, I'd take the chocolate.

The ideal compromise - a hot guy made of chocolate!

Lia_lia

Sex, gawd.

SeekUp

If I were single, chocolate. If I were in a relationship, sex.

phic

I think if my boyfriend knew how much thought I had to put into this he'd be very upset, but I did eventually decide sex!
worryingly close though!

ecaf

phic wrote: »

I think if my boyfriend knew how much thought I had to put into this he'd be very upset, but I did eventually decide sex!
worryingly close though!

+1
Won't see him until Thursday, so until then I'm sitting here eating the chocolate out of the Weight Watchers biscuits (at my desk!), this talk is making me hungry (Oh! what I'd give for a bar of cadbury's dairymilk)

shellyboo

ecaf wrote: »

+1
Won't see him until Thursday, so until then I'm sitting here eating the chocolate out of the Weight Watchers biscuits (at my desk!), this talk is making me hungry (Oh! what I'd give for a bar of cadbury's dairymilk)

[devil's advocate] So have a bar of Cadbury's Dairy Milk! [/devil's advocate]

Nervous Wreck

Emme wrote: »

The ideal compromise - a hot guy made of chocolate!

Like the Lynx ad?

shellyboo

A man made of chocolate would be useless, he'd melt before you got to that crucial moment, not to mention he'd be useless for a round 2.

Snowie

Why not booth

Gary ITR

shellyboo wrote: »

A man made of chocolate would be useless, he'd melt before you got to that crucial moment, not to mention he'd be useless for a round 2.

Put him in the freezer for an hour. Rock hard then.

I'm actually thinking I'd prefer a wispa now rather than a good ride.

rannerap

id totally choose sex,even being a girl chocolate doesnt do all that much for me.Now sex or a big greasy fast food meal,there would be a tough chice for me to make!

Maddison

Sex definately...no questions....unless hes really bad in bed the sex lasts longer.

metaoblivia

Sex, without question. Never been a fan of chocolate.

all_smilz

i dont think i read

Chocolate doesnt make you sore!

on any of those lists!

to hell with a man made of chocolate, i'd rather be MADE of chocolate so i could eat myself and have it both ways!

chocgirl

Hmm love my chocolate but I'd have to go for sex.

Novella

Hmm. I can't recall any chocolate I've ever had that I wish I hadn't. The same cannot be said for sex, unfortunately.



But.... GOOD SEX ANY DAY OF THE WEEK!

Dudess

Jeez... I mean, I like chocolate - really like chocolate. I'm into the healthy food thing and chocolate is the only high-cal food I treat myself to on a regular basis... but lord! Good sex isn't anywhere near comparable!

allabouteve

An important thing to bear in mind is that chocolate contains calories...

Sex uses calories...

So there's only one answer for those interested in a healthy lifestyle.:)

AckwelFoley

Dairymilk Carmello out of the fridge wins every time.

midlandsmissus

Chocolate!

sunnyside

Chocolate for me, because I'm off men for now, a few bad relationships too many.

Elliee

Sex.

Healing Dream

pikachucheeks wrote: »

It's been said for years that women would choose chocolate. But if you were presented with both and were only allowed one, what would your choice really be?

Personally, for me, it depends on what kind of sex and chocolate was on offer!

I'd choose sex, being perfectly honest. I think it's a lot more fun than sitting there on your own, stuffing your face! Although, maybe I'm saying this because I'm on a mini diet at the moment! :pac:

Chocolate and you not starting threads.