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Whaling.

  • 25-07-2009 1:27am
    #1
    Michellenman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,195 ✭✭✭✭


    A pair of whales, a male and his mate were swimming along one day when they came upon a whaling vessel.
    M: ''Oh ****!''
    F: ''What is it?''
    M: ''That's the ship that killed my father when I was a young whale and took him away!''
    F: ''Oh that is ****ed up!''
    M: ''Hey listen, I got an idea. Let's surface, suck in all the air that we can and dive down under the boat. Then we'll blow it all out at once and tip it over!''
    F: ''OK let's.''
    So they both surfaced, sucked in all the air that they could hold, dived down underneath the boat and blew it all out as hard as they could.
    Sure enough the boat capsized and all the sailors ended up in the water.
    So the two were swimming away and looking back at the men frantically splashing around in the water.
    M: ''Haha, that was pretty kool!''
    F: ''Yeah, that was kool.''
    M: "Hey I got another idea! Let's go back there and eat those motherfuckers!''
    F: ''OK look, I agreed to the blowjob, but I'm not swallowing the seamen!''


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