Last condoms

Jay D

Has anyone experience with the last or extend condoms which they say prolongs sexual experience?

Like once they worked good but fúcking hell all the other times they have pretty much cancelled any enjoyment and climaxing is near impossible.

rotinaj

This site is getting stranger

Hagar

I tried one once, two weeks off work with tennis elbow. Never again. :mad:

K4t

Why would you ask that question on boards? :pac:

RHunce

and at a very quick rate too!

FlutterinBantam

Here's the plan,and don't tell anybody..OK?

Use the ordinary connie, featherlite stuff, and slip her on.

When you have attained "wood" reef her down to the root and wind three or four rubber bands around the shaft.

Not too tight, just nice and knotty.Knotty is good.

Fcukin chicks will buck like corn fed broncos,when the rubber hits the bean.

They just love it.

And it's cheap.

hardcore

Jay D wrote: »

Like once they worked good but fúcking hell all the other times they have pretty much cancelled any enjoyment and climaxing is near impossible.

Too much info dude

Boggles

Jay D wrote: »

Like once they worked good but fúcking hell all the other times they have pretty much cancelled any enjoyment and climaxing is near impossible.

Are you sure your doll is inflated to full PSI?

Prof.Badass

Boggles wrote: »

Are you sure your doll is inflated to full PSI?

Who has money for a doll these days?

The discerning wanker uses armbands.

Hellrazer

vinylmesh wrote: »

Who has money for a doll these days?

The discerning wanker uses armbands.

Armbands??
Dolls???


Jar of liver ftw!!!

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Banana skin.

Tar.Aldarion

Unfortunately the first time I had sex we tried them, it was like a marathon, and I was not sure I was having sex at the start. :P


I'd stay away unless the breeze makes you pop.

Fracture

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Here's the plan,and don't tell anybody..OK?

Use the ordinary connie, featherlite stuff, and slip her on.

When you have attained "wood" reef her down to the root and wind three or four rubber bands around the shaft.

Not too tight, just nice and knotty.Knotty is good.

Fcukin chicks will buck like corn fed broncos,when the rubber hits the bean.

They just love it.

And it's cheap.

p
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o

:pac:

I never even thought of that before.

Quint

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Here's the plan,and don't tell anybody..OK?

Use the ordinary connie, featherlite stuff, and slip her on.

When you have attained "wood" reef her down to the root and wind three or four rubber bands around the shaft.

Not too tight, just nice and knotty.Knotty is good.

Fcukin chicks will buck like corn fed broncos,when the rubber hits the bean.

They just love it.

And it's cheap.

You put the condom on before you have "attained wood"? That must be difficult

Dub13

Jay D wrote: »

Has anyone experience with the last or extend condoms which they say prolongs sexual experience?

Just think of your sister when having sex,much more effective and cheaper.

Tar.Aldarion

Quint wrote: »

You put the condom on before you have "attained wood"? That must be difficult

Not if you don't have a small peni..


Oh.

Hagar

Dub13 wrote: »

Jay D wrote:

Has anyone experience with the last or extend condoms which they say prolongs sexual experience?

Just think of your sister when having sex,much more effective and cheaper.

Tried it, dosn't work, Jay D's sister is so hawt.

bronte

Lol at forum choice for this thread.
Edit: I thought this thread was about some kind of condom shortage :mad:

Mr Benevolent

Fur TV ftw. Plenty of tips for the discerning w*nker on that show.

barakus

I like to use the ribbed 'for her pleasure' condoms and turn them inside out..

AckwelFoley

I havnt used a condom in 2 years.

They're for safe sex.

I hate safe sex, i like the element of risk

barakus

barakus wrote: »

I like to use the ribbed 'for her pleasure' condoms and turn them inside out..

are you chuck norris

Prof.Badass

snyper wrote: »

I havnt used a condom in 2 years.

They're for safe sex.

I hate safe sex, i like the element of risk

How can you get an std from a virgin?

.....oh. The risk of being tracked down :pac:.

KieranKennedy

I tend to attack girls with my dick, this method renders the climax so insignificant that it is scarcely given any more attention than a palm tree engulfed by a Tsunami as it charges towards the local seaside village, so I rarely give it a second thought.

soundsham

they make my palm sweat

johnny_knoxvile

Jay D wrote: »

Has anyone experience with the last or extend condoms which they say prolongs sexual experience

Yeah because it takes an extra half an hour to put it on.

On the up side, turn it inside-out for oral, and your partner wont need anistetic if they are visiting the dentist.:D

dr.bollocko

I am locking this because I have access to sex and sexuality and you all don't.
Nyahh nyahh. There's naked pics of me in there too but you have to pay for the privilege.

Tar.Aldarion

It was worth the money to see those rock hard...


hmm, no way to finish that sentence accurately.