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Ok, who's the smart bastard?.

  • 23-07-2009 12:58pm
    #1
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭


    Ok own up, who's the smart arse in Dublin 13?.

    So there I was browsing through some book's in Tescos ClareHall S.C. pretty much minding my own business and feeling damn good about myself - I've dropped almost two stone in weight in three months, new clobber on etc ...

    Scanning the shelves and I seen a Paul McKenna book, 'Instant Confidence' .. Now my confidence is just fine, or rather WAR just fine until I seen the handiwork of said 'Smart Bastard' plastered accross the cover - no doubt done with indelible marker...

    Angry Red Head..

    :mad:


Comments

  • #2
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    Pfft.. Gingers dont deserve confidence.


  • #3
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Better dead than red, Mairt :P


  • #4
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    Wazdakka wrote: »
    Pfft.. Gingers dont deserve confidence.

    I guess your blonde, you've to open the damn attachment!.

    .


  • #5
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Leroy Square Elbow wrote: »
    Angry Red Head..

    :mad:

    What an appropriate smiley.


  • #6
    Homer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,370 ✭✭✭Homer


    Won't somebody think of the children!

    Think...


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  • #7
    Sofaspud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    They're obviously not that smart.

    They pluralised with an apostrophe.


  • #8
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Leroy Square Elbow wrote: »
    Now my confidence is just fine, or rather WAR just fine

    Oh shit. That's not the kind of thing you wanna hear from a combat veteran.


  • #9
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Leroy Square Elbow wrote: »
    I guess your blonde, you've to open the damn attachment!.

    .

    Oi! Don’t slag blondes. You’re just jealous, the closest you (lot) get the blonde is “strawberry” blonde. That’s not even a colour ffs!


  • #10
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    Leroy Square Elbow wrote: »
    I guess your blonde, you've to open the damn attachment!.

    .
    I am actually :o


  • #11
    ShooterSF
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    Kiera wrote: »
    Better dead than red, Mairt :P

    Quoted for truth :p


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  • #12
    DublinWriter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,560 ✭✭✭DublinWriter


    Leroy Square Elbow wrote: »
    Ok own up, who's the smart arse in Dublin 13?.
    Not so smart, considering they can't even punctuate.

    ...won't someone think of the apostraphes?


  • #13
    bronte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    Rofl! :D


  • #14
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    That was me. Did you unleash your Taekwondodoes on the shop assistant? ;)


  • #15
    Anto McC
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭Anto McC


    A smart person in Dublin 13? Surely thats a paradox.


  • #16
    Slow Motion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    Homer wrote: »
    Won't somebody think of the children!

    Think...

    Indeed......HelpTheseGingerKids-thumb.jpg or even......clown.jpg


  • #17
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    Just wait until Terry (a fellow red) gets here - yizzer's are all dead!.

    .


  • #18
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Leroy Square Elbow wrote: »
    Just wait until Terry (a fellow red) gets here - yizzer's are all dead!.

    .
    He's not red ffs. I've yet to see a pic of him as a kid with red hair. Having a few in your beard does not make you red!


  • #19
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    Kiera wrote: »
    He's not red ffs. I've yet to see a pic of him as a kid with red hair. Having a few in your beard does not make you red!

    Beards and pube's, if its red your in the club.

    .


  • #20
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Leroy Square Elbow wrote: »
    Beards and pube's, if its red your in the club.

    .
    Was gonna say something manky (about periods) but i wont ;)


  • #21
    Will
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    wouldn't worry about it makikomi :)
    Should be used to it by now.
    I lol'd


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  • #22
    Das Kitty
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 17,231 Mod ✭✭✭✭Das Kitty


    Will wrote: »
    wouldn't worry about it makikomi :)
    Should be used to it by now.
    I lol'd
    Ah now Will, if Rosa Parks thought like that the world would be a very different place today.


  • #23
    Sofaspud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    Das Kitty wrote: »
    Ah now Will, if Rosa Parks thought like that the world would be a very different place today.

    Rosa Parks didn't have as much to contend with though.

    She wasn't ginger.


  • #24
    Vegeta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,393 ✭✭✭✭Vegeta


    Sofaspud wrote: »
    Rosa Parks didn't have as much to contend with though.

    She wasn't ginger.

    Re-arrange the letters of ginger and you have an offensive name for a Black person


    That's just weird



    EDIT: Red headed women can be so so attractive. *cough.....pics........cough*


  • #25
    kmart6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,174 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    They were just trying to help?!


  • #26
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Vegeta wrote: »
    Re-arrange the letters of ginger and you have an offensive name for a Black person


    That's just weird



    EDIT: Red headed women can be so so attractive. *cough.....pics........cough*

    Haha ok, vat gee. :P


  • #27
    Pop's Diner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 423 ✭✭Pop's Diner


    I doubt the vandal is trying to imply that only redheads need confidence to such a degree that by a book by Mr. McKenna is necessary?

    Its probably just a case that staff saw a redhead touching the book and the subsequently wanted to warn patrons to avoid contact with it for fear of becoming contaminated.


  • #28
    Vegeta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,393 ✭✭✭✭Vegeta


    Kiera wrote: »
    Haha ok, vat gee. :P

    Thanks are-ik


  • #29
    BaconZombie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,813 ✭✭✭BaconZombie


    They don't have souls so why would they need confidence?
    Wazdakka wrote: »
    Pfft.. Gingers dont deserve confidence.


  • #30
    Rented Mule
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    You will all one day welcome your new Ginger Overlords.

    Our revenge will be swift and merciless !!


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  • #31
    Pop's Diner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 423 ✭✭Pop's Diner


    Vegeta wrote: »
    EDIT: Red headed women can be so so attractive. *cough.....pics........cough*

    Oooh sexy! http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2008/specials/redcarpet/oscarnoms/tilda_swinton.jpg


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