Before I go to bed...

abouttobebanned

...I like to write a particularly insightful post, or maybe just a funny one. Something to wake up to the next morning to see what all the insomniacs thought of it. I equate the disappointment of a nocturnal non-reply to pouring out the cereal only to discover there's no milk.

When I was younger I had a couple of strange nocturnal habits- 1. I wore pyjamas that I tucked into my socks. 2. I pretended I was some kind of aqua man and the quilt was the ocean surface. 3. I interviewed myself. Kinda like Jimmy Rabbitte in commitments, but I didn't do it aloud. Honestly, I sometimes still do that.

Tomorrow morning I'll wake up, and I'll flick through the 2-3 sites that I look at first thing and then I'll arrive at after hours. Nothing on the first page, so it wasn't exactly a hot topic...page 2 - there it is. 3 replies.

1st one fap fap fap. (Not even sure what that means.)
2nd one. I used to tuck my pyjamas into my socks too! (I got thanked of this guy - thanks!)
3rd one You need to get a life OP. (I know, I'm trying)

LadyE

fap fap fap:pac:

Sabre0001

abouttobebanned wrote: »

...I like to write a particularly insightful post, or maybe just a funny one.

Unfortunately, this is neither


:pac:

K4t

A lot of effort obviously went into this thread, OP. Thanked.

Adamcp898

All of your post made perfect sense until the last three lines, don't know where you were going with that, completely wrong

MagicMarker

I have a ****.

Adamcp898

MagicMarker wrote: »

I have a ****.

I'll fap to that

abouttobebanned

Sabre0001 wrote: »

Unfortunately, this is neither


:pac:

I expected that a bit later. I agree though.

galwayrush

abouttobebanned wrote: »

I expected that a bit later. I agree though.

Expecting that later means you're expecting a lot from this thread.;)

arybvtcw0eolkf

MagicMarker wrote: »

I have a ****.

I keep it Marqus of Queensbury rules and refer to "****" as - 'Belly button Boxing', of which I claim ownership of 'Heavy weight Belly Button Boxing Champion of the world'...

Thank you & goodnight....

Fap fap fap

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Tea_Bag

MagicMarker wrote: »

I have a ****.

sounds like a plan to me!

good night op

galwayrush

Zain Clever Raincoat wrote: »

I keep it Marqus De Sade rules and refer to "****" as - 'Belly button Boxing', of which I claim ownership of 'Heavy weight Belly Button Boxing Champion of the world'...

Thank you & goodnight....

Fap fap fap

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Fixed that for ya.;)

K-9

Zain Clever Raincoat wrote: »

I keep it Marqus of Queensbury rules and refer to "****" as - 'Belly button Boxing', of which I claim ownership of 'Heavy weight Belly Button Boxing Champion of the world'...

Thank you & goodnight....

Fap fap fap

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More chest boxing in my case.

brummytom

abouttobebanned wrote: »

1. I wore pyjamas that I tucked into my socks.

I did this... still do if I'm cold.

arybvtcw0eolkf

K-9 wrote: »

More chest boxing in my case.

Phlegm, is NOT jip....

Unless she's a spitter.

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Kurtosis

abouttobebanned wrote: »

I expected that a bit later. I agree though.

You're supposed to be in bed! Don't come back until it's morning!

Dr_H_Lecter

tis the night i stay awake
as stomach growls to bake bum cake
a giant indeed i shall so squeeze
from cheeks of red with smell of cheese
a squeeze a squeeze but nay from ring
indeed tis worthy of a king
shall morn so rise pon troubled pipe
the price of curry and of pint
or shall victory so be won
a titan shed from bloodied bum
a triple flusher helped by stick
twas parting cheek that did the trick

yerayeah

abouttobebanned wrote: »

1st one fap fap fap. (Not even sure what that means.)

Says yer man with palms like a gorilla's back!:P

Ivona Tinkle

abouttobebanned wrote: »

When I was younger I had a couple of strange nocturnal habits- 1. I wore pyjamas that I tucked into my socks. 2. I pretended I was some kind of aqua man and the quilt was the ocean surface. 3. I interviewed myself. Kinda like Jimmy Rabbitte in commitments, but I didn't do it aloud. Honestly, I sometimes still do that

I used to tuck my pyjamas into my socks too!!:D
Wow thats amazing I thought I was alone in doing that :rolleyes:

Pj!

abouttobebanned wrote: »

3. I interviewed myself. Kinda like Jimmy Rabbitte in commitments, but I didn't do it aloud. Honestly, I sometimes still do that.

I used to do that! Had totally forgotten about it.

Might give it a go later! :pac:

we'llallhavetea_old

When i was younger i would use the creases in the duvet as a village for my teddies to prowl around, now i just use the creases and teddies for humping.

Ivona Tinkle

Forky wrote: »

I used to do that! Had totally forgotten about it.

Might give it a go later! :pac:

"Jimmy, did you ever think that you'd be as big as the Rolling Stones? Who the f*ck are they, Terry?"

"What does that mean, Jimmy? F*ck if I know, Terry!" :P

abouttobebanned

And sure enough...it slipped onto the second page