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How do you think the world will end

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Ice-nine


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    The Pigs will take over.

    .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,939 ✭✭✭mardybumbum


    Large Hardons will collide


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,209 ✭✭✭Redzer7


    It won't end Will Smith saves us all:cool:


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,972 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Millennium Bug!

    Wait, what?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    Brian Cowen and the government will collectively come up with one good idea.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,597 ✭✭✭WIZE


    Brian Cowen and the government will collectively come up with one good idea.


    And that will end the world:confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Originally Posted by Rented Mule View Post
    Brian Cowen and the government will collectively come up with one good idea.
    BVB wrote: »
    And that will end the world:confused:

    End of the world will happen, other thingy is stretching the imagination too far.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 126 ✭✭LeotheLion


    jerry ryan and mary harney will both collide whilst roller blading in the Phoenix Park


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    The OS will crash forcing a reinstal.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,707 ✭✭✭MikeC101


    The lizard people will finally activate the chips in our Laser cards, causing us to no longer use cash. Soon the queues in Spar as we try to pay for our chewing gum with Laser will spill out on to the streets and anarchy will ensue.

    Then the Anti Christ will take over the EU presidency and force us all to have abortions - even the men, especially the men! - and it ends with us all dying of bird flu (the swine flu is just a distraction you fools!).

    The lizard people, new world order, and the anti christ all live happily ever after.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    LeotheLion wrote: »
    jerry ryan and mary harney will both collide whilst roller blading in the Phoenix Park

    Messy.........:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Jesus will come back and destroy anybody who doesn't think he's awesome!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,752 ✭✭✭pablomakaveli


    Apparently Nostradamus wrote a quatrain which experts believe describe the earth being knocked out of its orbit of the sun when Mary Harney starts exercising with a trampoline. He then described the earth spinning into the sun.

    "A celtic she-mountain will attempt to reduce her load
    By bouncing heavily on a bouncer built by men
    Taking Mother Earth off her spin
    And into the burning sun she will be sent"

    I can't believe how good the guy was.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Apparently Nostradamus wrote a quatrain which experts believe describe the earth being knocked out of its orbit of the sun when Mary Harney starts exercising with a trampoline. He then described the earth spinning into the sun.

    "A celtic she-mountain will attempt to reduce her load
    By bouncing heavily on a bouncer built by men
    Taking Mother Earth off her spin
    And into the burning sun she will be sent"

    I can't believe how good the guy was.

    he originally meant exercise ball, not a trampoline, but some pervy guy keeps slashing them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,707 ✭✭✭MikeC101


    ScumLord wrote: »
    Jesus will come back and destroy anybody who doesn't think he's awesome!

    Makes sense to me. He'll more than likely mount lasers to the dinosaur though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    MikeC101 wrote: »

    If only Noah had left room for them on the Ark.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,848 ✭✭✭soundsham


    >pop<


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,391 ✭✭✭Captain-America


    It will be the reverse vampires, in conjunction with the saucer people.


    We're through the looking glass here people.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,086 ✭✭✭soups05


    it already ended, we have been too busy in here to notice.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,332 ✭✭✭HouseHippo


    Not this again ffs.
    All the idiots who keep going on about the world ending will eventually worry themselves to death....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,230 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Apparently Nostradamus wrote a quatrain which experts believe describe the earth being knocked out of its orbit of the sun when Mary Harney starts exercising with a trampoline. He then described the earth spinning into the sun.

    "A celtic she-mountain will attempt to reduce her load
    By bouncing heavily on a bouncer built by men
    Taking Mother Earth off her spin
    And into the burning sun she will be sent"

    I can't believe how good the guy was.

    He had to get something right eventually.:P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,230 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    soundsham wrote: »
    >pop<

    Preceded by the obligatory snap crackle:eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,377 ✭✭✭An Fear Aniar


    The world's not going to end, it's just that the level of consciousness on the planet will reach a tipping point and mankind will move into a new era. That's what my sources tell me anyway.



    .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    It'll all end in tears.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,202 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    End credits.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Pherekydes wrote: »
    End credits.

    A bit along the lines of this....http://www.rogerwendell.com/end.html


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,332 ✭✭✭HouseHippo


    The world's not going to end, it's just that the level of consciousness on the planet will reach a tipping point and mankind will move into a new era. That's what my sources tell me anyway.



    .
    We are already in the 3rd dimension.......unless its not meant in the physical sense


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    HouseHippo wrote: »
    We are already in the 3rd dimension.......unless its not meant in the physical sense

    I thought time was out 4th dimension.:rolleyes:
    Time is a spiral, space is a curve.............


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,377 ✭✭✭An Fear Aniar


    HouseHippo wrote: »
    We are already in the 3rd dimension.......unless its not meant in the physical sense

    Whatever, I don't really give a toss, I just picked that video at random. I don't take any of it seriously, though I do like the theory about Indigo Children.

    .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 45 footloose jen


    its gonna end for us all at some stage ye know maybe not all together but we'll get there :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Eastenders script writers are working on it


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    When these two take over the world :pac:




    Or if that fails - black hole!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 45 footloose jen


    pinky and the brain sounds good:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,433 ✭✭✭✭thomond2006


    Dublin will win an All-Ireland. ;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,202 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    galwayrush wrote: »
    A bit along the lines of this....http://www.rogerwendell.com/end.html

    More like:

    Written, Produced and Directed by God Richard Dawkins.
    Special Effects by God Industrial Light and Magic.
    Original Music by GodMozart Bono.

    Cast:
    Plaster of Paris.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,707 ✭✭✭MikeC101


    Not with a bang but a whimper....?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Bit of a let down i reckon, one second we're all here, next second.......nothing ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 539 ✭✭✭piby


    Well according to a programme on the Discovery channel there will be a final epic battle between God and Satan!!! Sadly as an atheist I won't be invited :(


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 496 ✭✭renraw


    When it ends i had better be in the midst of passion and...erm...doing like...ammmm.....haha YAY


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Dublin will win an All-Ireland. ;)

    Limerick will stab itself to death, after getting knocked out in the quaifiers


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Sky sports have secured the rights. Its on pay per view


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,332 ✭✭✭HouseHippo


    galwayrush wrote: »
    I thought time was out 4th dimension.:rolleyes:
    Time is a spiral, space is a curve.............
    What? humans exist within the 3rd dimension. We couldn't even comprehend a 4th dimensional object!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,320 ✭✭✭Teferi


    Large Hardons will collide

    Straight women and gay men can't wait!

    Spelling mistakes FTW!


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