Offensively ugly

KieranKennedy

Are there any particular groups of people who you actually find offensively ugly? Personally I abhor fat ugly pimply faced knacker birds. I was on the bus in town today (big mistake to begin with, I admit) and I was met with the rather unpleasant sight of an obstreperous woman roughly shaped like an apple, albeit about 6000 times the size, with skin the colour of marmalade wearing a tight pink tracksuit holding a back of Ronald McDonald's finest in one weathered claw and a mobile in the other. For the duration of the journey she roared into the phone in an accent so preposterously inner city that I could scarcely distinguish word from word. She wreaked of alcohol and chips. All in all, she was a veritable assault on the senses.

So what of this 20 stone inner city belle? Well for one thing, she made me realise that certain people can indeed be offensively ugly. If this woman were to, say, put the phone and McDonalds down for a split second and lose about a third of her body weight, she would only be slightly less offensive to the occipital cortex. My conclusion, as I watched her waddle across the street, casting a shadown large enough to cause my pupils to dilate ever so slightly, was that this woman's ugliness is bone deep. If I were of a less materialistic bent I might conclude that he soul was in fact ugly. Thoughts?

January

Oh my god, you met my auntie...

shenanigans1982

Not a group but I find him offensively ugly...

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Esel

Stick to the Dort, mate.

lgoring21

what did u just say?

Ruu_Old

KieranKennedy wrote: »

Are there any particular groups of people who you actually find offensively ugly? Personally I abhor fat ugly pimply faced knacker birds. I was on the bus in town today (big mistake to begin with, I admit) and I was met with the rather unpleasant sight of an obstreperous woman roughly shaped like an apple, albeit about 6000 times the size, with skin the colour of marmalade wearing a tight pink tracksuit holding a back of Ronald McDonald's finest in one weathered claw and a mobile in the other. For the duration of the journey she roared into the phone in an accent so preposterously inner city that I could scarcely distinguish word from word. She wreaked of alcohol and chips. All in all, she was a veritable assault on the senses.

So what of this 20 stone inner city belle? Well for one thing, she made me realise that certain people can indeed be offensively ugly. If this woman were to, say, put the phone and McDonalds down for a split second and lose about a third of her body weight, she would only be slightly less offensive to the occipital cortex. My conclusion, as I watched her waddle across the street, casting a shadown large enough to cause my pupils to dilate ever so slightly, was that this woman's ugliness is bone deep. If I were of a less materialistic bent I might conclude that he soul was in fact ugly. Thoughts?

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Splendour

KieranKennedy wrote: »

Are there any particular groups of people who you actually find offensively ugly?

Yes, people who judge others...

Abi

KieranKennedy wrote: »

If I were of a less materialistic bent I might conclude that he soul was in fact ugly. Thoughts?

mmmm nope.

Sharpshooter

Oh look, an attack of the uglies.