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Mountain Lion No Match for Chain Saw

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  • #2
    BaconZombie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,813 ✭✭✭BaconZombie


    Who brings a chain-saw on a camping trip?

    Unless you played WAY to much Doom as a kid.


  • #3
    Executive Steve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,373 ✭✭✭Executive Steve


    That is easily the manliest thing I have heard of in a long long time!!!


  • #4
    loobylou
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭loobylou


    Note never go camping without my chainsaw..


  • #5
    Executive Steve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,373 ✭✭✭Executive Steve


    BOFH_139 wrote: »
    Who brings a chain-saw on a camping trip?

    Unless you played WAY to much Doom as a kid.




    Someone who's not worried about mountain-lions.


  • #6
    WeeBushy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,572 ✭✭✭WeeBushy


    Friend of mine got attacked by a mountain lion. Unfortunately he didn't have a chain saw and now his knee is ballsed.


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  • #7
    Karl Hungus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    BOFH_139 wrote: »
    Unless you played WAY to much Doom as a kid.

    You can never play way too much Doom as a kid.


  • #8
    whadabouchasir
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 942 ✭✭✭whadabouchasir


    Rented Mule wrote: »
    Suck on it Chuck Norris !!
    Chuck norris would need a chainsaw, a tothpick would do him .


  • #9
    Schism
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Schism


    whadabouchasir wrote: »
    Chuck norris would need a chainsaw, a tothpick would do him .

    For good dental hygiene after killing and eating the lion with a herring, right?


  • #10
    whadabouchasir
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 942 ✭✭✭whadabouchasir


    Schism wrote: »
    For good dental hygiene after killing and eating the lion with a herring, right?
    What are you mad chuck Norris would never mix meat and fish!


  • #11
    K-9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,311 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    BOFH_139 wrote: »
    Who brings a chain-saw on a camping trip?

    It was just lion around.

    Good God, that's a bad pun but I thought I'd share the pain.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



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  • #12
    Executive Steve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,373 ✭✭✭Executive Steve


    K-9 wrote: »
    It was just lion around.

    Good God, that's a bad pun but I thought I'd share the pain.

    :rolleyes:


    Have you no pride?






    :pac:


  • #13
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Chainsaw is usually handy on camping trips where you could get attacked by zombies (junkies). Nothing like wrecking their buzz with a chainsaw! :D


  • #14
    Schism
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Schism


    A snap of the guy has just been released

    http://www.ugo.com/movies/creation-scenes/images/entries/evil-dead-2.jpg


  • #15
    ShooterSF
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    K-9 wrote: »
    It was just lion around.

    Good God, that's a bad pun but I thought I'd share the pain.

    Bet no one SAW that one coming.
    (Here we go...)


  • #16
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Chainsaws work on zombies, never go camping without one.:(


  • #17
    Dave!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    ShooterSF wrote: »
    Bet no one SAW that one coming.
    (Here we go...)
    Puns are okay as long as we don't get away from the mane point of the thread ;)


  • #18
    Heisenberg.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,541 ✭✭✭Heisenberg.


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  • #19
    towel401
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,917 ✭✭✭towel401


    BOFH_139 wrote: »
    Who brings a chain-saw on a camping trip?

    Unless you played WAY to much Doom as a kid.

    i bring 2. in case the first one goes blunt


  • #20
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    whadabouchasir wrote: »
    Chuck norris would need a chainsaw, a tothpick would do him .

    His beard vibrates at the resonant frequency of the mountain lion, mountain lion explodes into flames.


  • #21
    towel401
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,917 ✭✭✭towel401


    BOFH_139 wrote: »
    Who brings a chain-saw on a camping trip?

    Unless you played WAY to much Doom as a kid.

    From TFA:
    cutting firewood about 100 feet from his campsite

    obviously someguy who planned ahead and didn't feel like cutting all the wood with an ordinary saw. ya know i'd say he brought his piece with him too and if he wasn't caught out while cutting wood he would have popped a cap in that moe'****ers ass and never made it to the news

    but ya know there is no point in trying to explain this to a forum full of dubs, I'd say most here wouldn't go camping in anything other than an official designated camping site with mains electricity, wifi and a few lads from Group 4 Securicor standing around lest it would be too unsafe and uncivilised. after that its pay your bills online from your iPhone in the tent and back to suburbia or some ****ty apartment to tell all your friends on Facebook how adventurous you think you are.


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  • #22
    the_syco
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,316 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    BOFH_139 wrote: »
    Who brings a chain-saw on a camping trip?
    The ones who don't want to use an axe to get firewood...
    BOFH_139 wrote: »
    Unless you played WAY to much Doom as a kid.
    Or too little. Like, dude, double-barreled shotgun ftw!
    towel401 wrote: »
    but ya know there is no point in trying to explain this to a forum full of dubs, I'd say most here wouldn't go camping in anything other than an official designated camping site with mains electricity, wifi and a few lads from Group 4 Securicor standing around lest it would be too unsafe and uncivilised. after that its pay your bills online from your iPhone in the tent and back to suburbia or some ****ty apartment to tell all your friends on Facebook how adventurous you think you are.
    Unless you're in the dubs "backyard" (ie: Wicklow), and 20 of the scumbags come across your campsite on their way back from a rave...


  • #23
    Paddy Samurai
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,015 ✭✭✭Paddy Samurai


    BOFH_139 wrote: »
    Who brings a chain-saw on a camping trip?

    Someone who needs to get rid of a wife and two kids!.:eek:


  • #24
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    LOL classic stuff.

    Ok folks, sing along with me.

    "If you down to the woods today, your in for a big surprise!
    If you go down the the woods to day, its a chain saw in the eyes...    "

    :pac:

    Thats it, the next time I'm heading for Phoenix Park I'm bringing my SIG-Sauer SSG 3000. Its either that or my Remington 700.

    You never know, the animals at Dublin Zoo might go wild! :D


  • #25
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Biggins wrote: »
    Thats it, the next time I'm heading for Phoenix Park I'm bringing my SIG-Sauer SSG 3000. Its either that or my Remington 700.

    You never know, the animals at Dublin Zoo might go wild! :D
    "Please do not chain-saw the animals"

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #26
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    ScienceNerd wrote: »
    "Please do not chain-saw the animals"

    Spoil sport! :p


  • #27
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    we need to hear more good news stories like this during these recessionary times


  • #28
    towel401
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,917 ✭✭✭towel401


    Biggins wrote: »
    LOL classic stuff.

    Ok folks, sing along with me.

    "If you down to the woods today, your in for a big surprise!
    If you go down the the woods to day, its a chain saw in the eyes...    "

    :pac:

    Thats it, the next time I'm heading for Phoenix Park I'm bringing my SIG-Sauer SSG 3000. Its either that or my Remington 700.

    You never know, the animals at Dublin Zoo might go wild! :D


    **** that **** mang i'm bringing a Stihl 028 AV or Husqvarna 42 but probably the stihl because it has the teeth at the start of the blade that will make tearing through some fresh tiger meat and bone a bit easier loike


  • #29
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,583 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    At least 18 people in the United States were killed by cougars between 1890 and 2005.
    It's up there with murders and road traffic accidents.


  • #30
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    At least 18 people in the United States were killed by cougars between 1890 and 2005.
    It's up there with murders and road traffic accidents.

    ?


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  • #31
    In All Fairness
    Closed Accounts Posts: 515 ✭✭✭In All Fairness


    K-9 wrote: »
    It was just lion around.

    I thought there was previous intent.

    /gets coat


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