Tips on how to dispose of a body?

triv88 · 14-07-2009 8:12pm #1

Say, theoretically,a friend of mine accidently killed his girlfriend because she wouldn't shut the hell up. And suppose he wanted to know how to get rid of the body, all hypothetical.

How would you dispose of the body without getting caught? Would you dump it somewhere? Bury it in the backyard or basement? Dissolve it in lime? What? What would your master plan be that would allow you to get away with it?

(copied form another forum, no murder took place)

karlog · 14-07-2009 8:16pm

Throw the body off a building make it look like suicide;)

Silverfish · 14-07-2009 8:17pm

Quicklime.

ChewChew · 14-07-2009 8:18pm

PMSL.

1) chop evenly
2) make curry
3) wipe mouth after
4) enjoy

Sofiztikated · 14-07-2009 8:20pm

Pigfarm. They'll munch it quicklike, and then slaughter the pigs, and feed them to other pigs. Jobs a good'un.

mukki · 14-07-2009 8:21pm

always remember to break her teeth out with a hammer kids

blubloblu · 14-07-2009 8:22pm

Bury in it in a graveyard.
Donate it to science.

Hellrazer · 14-07-2009 8:23pm

Tree shredder and then feed the shreddings to the pigs.

P.C. · 14-07-2009 8:29pm

My lawyor has advised me not to post in this thread.

triv88 · 14-07-2009 8:44pm

check out an actual response to this question a couple of lines down in this thread. and prepare to be stunned.:eek:

http://ask.metafilter.com/7921/If-you-killed-somebody-how-would-you-dispose-of-the-body-without-getting-caught

caspa307 · 14-07-2009 8:49pm

LMAO that guy would be handy

Nevyn · 14-07-2009 8:57pm

From BGRH with

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chopperbyrne · 14-07-2009 8:59pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HAQ3pNHwj4

galwayrush · 14-07-2009 8:59pm

All posts now available to the gardai to examine for 2 years.;)

My name is URL · 14-07-2009 9:02pm

Brookside

too soon?

brummytom · 14-07-2009 9:03pm

galwayrush wrote: »

All posts now available to the gardai to examine for 2 years.;)

Now I've posted, it'll be InterPol

sam34 · 14-07-2009 9:05pm

some fava beans and a nice chianti, anyone?

Terry · 14-07-2009 9:08pm

Moved from AH with bewilderment.

chopperbyrne · 14-07-2009 9:09pm

What has this got to do with paganism and why was it moved here?

brummytom · 14-07-2009 9:10pm

I was just wondering that.

Someone's trying to dispose of this thread

Nevyn · 14-07-2009 9:11pm

Absolutly nothing to so with paganism I think it's joke by one of the ah mods so I am going to move the thread back there, cos other wise I would have to ban him from the paganism forum for trying to suggest pagans are anything other then law abiding folk.

If the AH mods don't want it may I suggest the CT forum :P

Terry · 14-07-2009 9:14pm

Christ, woman. It doesn't belong anywhere.

Nice that you got the joke though.

Tips on how to dispose of a body?

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