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Dalai Lama !

dak · 2009-07-14 12:47:42

The Dalai Lama goes up to a hotdog vender & says, "Make me one with everything!" The Dalai Lama gives the hot dog vendor €10. The hot dog vendor hands him the hot dog, pockets the money and turns away. The Dalai Lama objects, saying, "Hot dogs are only €3. Where's my change?" The vendor replies "Change must come from…

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The Dalai Lama goes up to a hotdog vender & says, "Make me one with everything!"

The Dalai Lama gives the hot dog vendor €10. The hot dog vendor hands him the hot dog, pockets the money and turns away.

The Dalai Lama objects, saying, "Hot dogs are only €3. Where's my change?"

The vendor replies "Change must come from within".

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#2 14-07-2009 11:47pm

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dak wrote: »

The vendor replies "Change must come from within".

The Dalai Lama admitted this was true, and ate his hot dog, but it bothered his sore tooth.

The dentist inspected the Dalai Lama's tooth, and said he could fill the cavity right then. When he offered to use Novacaine, the Dalai Lama declined, saying he wanted to "transcend dental medication."

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#3 15-07-2009 8:31am

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Dak:)
Capt'n Midnight:D

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#4 15-07-2009 8:58am

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I invited the Dalai Lama over for dinner, but he said Buddha that, which is just as well, as I’m willing Tibet you anything that he would have run a monk.

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