Bacon! Is there anything it can't do?

Slow Motion · 02-07-2009 11:02am #1

MMmmmmm bacon!

http://www.stltoday.com/blogzone/debs-style-file/just-plain-bizarre/2009/07/my-love-of-bacon-put-to-the-test-by-bacon-dress/

Lux23 · 03-07-2009 10:46am

It won't make you orgasam.

Iang87 · 03-07-2009 10:56am

Lux23 wrote: »

It won't make you orgasam.

it very easily could make you orgasm.

ever had rashers in toast the morning after a night out!!!!

Lux23 · 03-07-2009 11:13am

Iang87 wrote: »

it very easily could make you orgasm.

ever had rashers in toast the morning after a night out!!!!

Of course but I wouldn't call it orgasmic, although you do feel a slight shivery sense of shame after both.

Frankiestylee · 03-07-2009 3:49pm

You're obviously eating the wrong bacon

Lux23 · 03-07-2009 3:53pm

Frankiestylee wrote: »

You're obviously eating the wrong bacon

Possibly. Or maybe I am more of a sausage woman.

bop1977 · 04-07-2009 2:40am

put it this way, you her out of the dress have your way with her and then she cooks breakfast for you in the morning and you have your way with her again because she needs to borrow some clothes. its the ultimate win-win-win situation.:D unless you giive her your favorite jeans and t-shirt:P

Stokes · 11-07-2009 9:32pm

It can't climb out of the fridge, put some toast on, cook itself, coat itself in brown sauce, put itself between said toast, walk into my room and feed me.