Look at the state of this stupid c*nt!

Darragh29 · 02-07-2009 1:05am #1

http://www.independent.ie/world-news/europe/pensioner-left-burglar-bruised-and-bleeding-1800578.html

Haha, he looks like a car reversed over him after a 72 year old pensioner he tried to rob kicked ten colours of sh*te out of him! Nice one!!!

marcsignal · 02-07-2009 1:12am

LOL!!!!

to finish, he should have got a red hot poker and shoved the cold end up his arse, so he couldn't pull it out :pac:

Sea Sharp · 02-07-2009 1:12am

Ouch!!

Holsten · 02-07-2009 1:13am

Brilliant.

Pitty he didn't finish the job though.

Riamfada · 02-07-2009 1:13am

Poor drunk bloke probably got the wrong house. Went to make a sambo with a buttering knife and all of a suddon some senile old pensioner knocks six shades of crap into him . Free Hat IMO

K-9 · 02-07-2009 1:14am

The poor burglars rights were violated.

Police state!

amacachi · 02-07-2009 1:16am

McCalium had denied the charge and claimed he could not remember what happened.

What a great statement after getting beaten up by a pensioner. :P

If those injuries came from 2 thumps I'd love to get training tips from the ould boy. Brilliant to see.

Local-womanizer · 02-07-2009 1:17am

"If you can't defend what's yours, where are we at?"

Well said.

Good for the muppet.He cant remember what happened,I wonder why?hmmmmm.......

seanybiker · 02-07-2009 1:17am

marcsignal wrote: »

LOL!!!!

to finish, he should have got a red hot poker and shoved the cold end up his arse, so he couldn't pull it out :pac:

Doing that would only burn the old fellas hands surely.

Ardscoil Ris · 02-07-2009 1:17am

Old people picking on the youth

Super-Rush · 02-07-2009 1:18am

Bring out the gimp

Local-womanizer · 02-07-2009 1:18am

Ardscoil Ris wrote: »

Old people picking on the youth

Age-ism at its worst:(

marcsignal · 02-07-2009 1:20am

seanybiker wrote: »

Doing that would only burn the old fellas hands surely.

i figure if he can do that much damage to the scumbag with 2 punches, i'd say he could take it. either that or use an asbestos gardening glove

admiralofthefleet · 02-07-2009 1:20am

ha ha fair play to the old dude.

my granny did something similar in 2007. she alone at home and was burgled while she was in the sitting room, she waved her walking stick at the burglar and he legged it

whatduck · 02-07-2009 1:26am

I didn't know The Citizen's granddad was British.

Riamfada · 02-07-2009 1:27am

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

she waved her walking stick at the burglar and he legged it

Is that a euphemism for something in particular?

admiralofthefleet · 02-07-2009 1:33am

Grimes wrote: »

Is that a euphemism for something in particular?

no, a walking stick. you know those things older people use to aid walking

Local-womanizer · 02-07-2009 1:35am

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

no, a walking stick. you know those things older people use to aid walking

And aid in the deterrance of criminals.

Rovi · 02-07-2009 8:50am

Here's a bigger article in the Daily Mail, complete with more pictures of the... erm... 'victim':
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1196479/Pictured-The-battered-bruised-face-burglar-got-wrong-72-year-old-boxer.html

I wonder did those bits of fishing tackle in his face do any damage to the ould lad's fists?

Jumpy · 02-07-2009 8:51am

whatduck wrote: »

I didn't know The Citizen's granddad was British.

Thats the Citizens son.

BraziliaNZ · 02-07-2009 9:22am

he can't be a scumbag, there are no scumbags with long hair in Ireland/UK

FunkZ · 02-07-2009 10:08am

I added him as a friend on Facebook :P

Maddison · 02-07-2009 10:23am

I want a grandad like that

antodeco · 02-07-2009 10:28am

Wont somebody please think of the childr.....oh wait.

Cianos · 02-07-2009 10:38am

I wonder how they got those pics off his facebook? Is that standard from now on, anything that lands you in the papers, the tabloids are going to scour your facebook page for the most embarrassing picture?

AnonoBoy · 02-07-2009 10:41am

Cianos wrote: »

I wonder how they got those pics off his facebook? Is that standard from now on, anything that lands you in the papers, the tabloids are going to scour your facebook page for the most embarrassing picture?

Oh yeah as soon as you wind up in court your mates go through your facebook and sell the pictures on to the papers.

That's why I've recently become friends with some prominent gangland members.

It's a goldmine baby!

enniscorthy · 02-07-2009 10:52am

hehehehahahahaha should have got a hair cut !!!!

aDeener · 02-07-2009 10:52am

awwh when i read the thread title and saw the link was to the independent, i was convinced this would be about gerald kean

deisedude · 02-07-2009 12:56pm

I bet ya the thieving bastard will sue the old guy.

Something similar happened a few years ago in Germany i think. Some guy was robbing a house and broke his leg, he sued the poor bastards who owned the house and won damages:eek:

ScumLord · 02-07-2009 1:13pm

Lol! The only way the it could have been more embarrassing for the bugler is if the old man brought him out into the street and gave him a good old fashioned spanking in front of everyone.

WindSock · 02-07-2009 1:21pm

Grimes wrote: »

Poor drunk bloke probably got the wrong house. Went to make a sambo with a buttering knife and all of a suddon some senile old pensioner knocks six shades of crap into him . Free Hat IMO

He got a 4.5 year prison sentance, so he must have been a no goodnic before.

djsctt · 02-07-2009 1:34pm

Once a no goodnic, always a no goodnic.

pikachucheeks · 02-07-2009 2:28pm

Fair play to the old man!

I can't imagine how shocked yer man was, drunkenly trying to take advantage of an elderly couple and ending up battered!

Not only does he have to live with the shame of being a crap burglar, he also got whipped by an old man! His parents must be so proud.

ScumLord · 02-07-2009 3:18pm

pikachucheeks wrote: »

Fair play to the old man!

I can't imagine how shocked yer man was, drunkenly trying to take advantage of an elderly couple and ending up battered!

Not only does he have to live with the shame of being a crap burglar, he also got whipped by an old man! His parents must be so proud.

He'll be the prison bitch too I'd say.

General Zod · 02-07-2009 3:41pm

that can't be The Citizen's grandda, The Citizen wasn't born to humans, but was born from a hard rain that fell, to wash the scum off the streets.

Rosedale6 · 02-07-2009 6:28pm

Unfortunatly for him he was an ex boxer.....

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2508560/A-knife-thug-was-left-battered-after-trying-to-rob-a-71-year-old-ex-boxing-champ.html

THIS is how a burglar looked after he made the mistake of breaking into the home of a 71-year-old ex-boxer.

Vicious Gregory McCalium, 23 - jailed for 4½ years yesterday - looked like a "car accident" victim after he was punched by battling grandad Frank Corti

Frank - woken by noises as he lay in bed with his wife Margaret - DODGED the knife as the yob lunged at him in his hallway, FEINTED and DECKED him with two massive right hooks.

The former Army boxer, who as a 16-year-old won the National Association of Boys Clubs Championship, then coolly made a citizen's arrest and waited for cops.

A judge yesterday told McCalium - who wound up with a black eye, split lip and severe swelling - he "got what he deserved".

After seeing him jailed, modest Frank insisted he had no choice but to "restrain" him. He said: "We are pleased he won't be troubling us for a few years."

The retired car worker told how he came face-to-face with the hooded lout at the foot of his stairs in Bolney, Oxford.

Frank - famous for his fearsome right hook when he boxed as a featherweight in the Royal Engineers - said: "He took a slash at me.

"If I needed to I would do it again. I had the advantage of having done some boxing training and retained the ability to punch." McCalium's lawyer told Oxford Crown Court: "Photographs of the defendant showed what looked like a car accident.

"Photos of the scene looked more like a murder scene."

Cocktail waiter McCalium - a troublesome neighbour of the couple - denied aggravated burglary but was convicted by a jury.

Recorder Angela Morris told him: "Luckily, Mr Corti was an able-bodied 71-year-old who was able to defend himself."

She added: "Elderly and vulnerable people are entitled to demand the protection of courts from people like you who decide to take matters into your own hands and enter a property with a weapon."

Frank, just 5ft 5in and who in his boxing heyday weighed 10st, said: "The element of surprise was with me and I hit him with my right hand - hard - just below the eye.

"He was almost knocked out and the knife fell out of his hand."

Childhood pal Colin Goodenough, 73, who used to spar with Frank at Baliol Boys Club, said: "I want to shake his hand. We need more like him."

TPD · 02-07-2009 6:31pm

Twice in one day? What is the world coming to?

jumpguy · 02-07-2009 6:32pm

Frank - woken by noises as he lay in bed with his wife Margaret - DODGED the knife as the yob lunged at him in his hallway, FEINTED and DECKED him with two massive right hooks.

There's top class journalism there.