Bertie opens new Temple Centre. WTF?!

In All Fairness

Unbelievable! WTF is Bertie Aherne doing opening the new alcohol and addiction centre? I don't think I've ever seen the fcuker when he wasn't shoving a pint of Guinness into the hand of some bemused head of state. Surely some high profile recovering addict would have been far more suitable (suggestions?) than that Bass-addled cnut!

Shacklebolt

Yes because everyone who enjoys a drink is clearly a closet alcoholic. A wise deduction OP.

yerayeah

Pretty bold statement there OP...

HouseHippo

Do we have any recovering addicts???

Kerry Katona...fcuk no

HouseHippo

"In all Fairness" thats a bit harsh..


hehe see what I did there

phasers

I love Bertie, he was cool

In All Fairness

HouseHippo wrote: »

"In all Fairness" thats a bit harsh..


hehe see what I did there

Nice one. Maybe I'm wrong but I don't think you'd get a smoker to do an anti-smoking ad or a person who smokes the odd joint to open a drug centre. Personally I think they should have got Degsy.:)

Gummy Panda

Are they still closing children wards in crumlin?

Where did we find the money for a new alcohol and addiction centre?

biko

He didn't open it, he's the first "customer".

Tchaikovsky

Magnus wrote: »

He didn't open it, he's the first "customer".

Followed by Cowen and Harney.

Mike...

Tchaikovsky wrote: »

Followed by Cowen and Harney.

Think Harney has to get to weight watchers first so she can fit into the place

In All Fairness

Shacklebolt wrote: »

Yes because everyone who enjoys a drink is clearly a closet alcoholic. A wise deduction OP.

I didn't call him an alcoholic. I,m an alcoholic myself. I called him a Bass-addled cnut.:)

Four-Percent

Mike... wrote: »

Think Harney has to get to weight watchers first so she can fit into the place

Heh, heh...you said Mary Harney's fat.Here, have some thanks.

galwayrush

phasers wrote: »

I love Bertie, he was cool

I'd make him cool, by banishing him to Antartica.:D

Tchaikovsky

Mike... wrote: »

Think Harney has to get to weight watchers first so she can fit into the place

I'd like to see the size of the one she currently goes to, so.

SEPT 23 1989

Maybe Mr Ahern should re visit the centre in five years time an ask the people why they ended up there

would it be

unmanageable 100% mortgages/negative equity that drove people over the edge
because you were in the pockets of the developers and builders and you
oversaw the whole shambolic corrupt celtic tiger

mass unemployment due to uncompetitiveness caused by you pandering
to every ****ing lobby group out there

you are a horrible little bastard Bertie history will not look kindly on you

starn

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Are they still closing children wards in crumlin?

Where did we find the money for a new alcohol and addiction centre?

Won it on a horse race

That_Guy

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Maybe Mr Ahern should re visit the centre in five years time an ask the people why they ended up there

would it be

unmanageable 100% mortgages/negative equity that drove people over the edge
because you were in the pockets of the developers and builders and you
oversaw the whole shambolic corrupt celtic tiger

mass unemployment due to uncompetitiveness caused by you pandering
to every ****ing lobby group out there

you are a horrible little bastard Bertie history will not look kindly on you

Ah you'll think differently when he buys you a pint. I know I did.

Cheers Bertie.

mike65

Did he give the cameras a cheesy gurning grin?

That_Guy

mike65 wrote: »

Did he give the cameras a cheesy gurning grin?

Yeah..... even though it was only my camera on my phone.

sdanseo

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Maybe Mr Ahern should re visit the centre in five years time an ask the people why they ended up there

would it be

unmanageable 100% mortgages/negative equity that drove people over the edge
because you were in the pockets of the developers and builders and you
oversaw the whole shambolic corrupt celtic tiger

mass unemployment due to uncompetitiveness caused by you pandering
to every ****ing lobby group out there

you are a horrible little bastard Bertie history will not look kindly on you

First off don't be such a miserable, horrible git. It's a politician's JOB to pander to everyone a little.

Secondly, prove any of the above beyond reasonable doubt then maybe someone might take some notice. Yes the celtic tiger was a shambles in that it was unsustainable, but that was only part of it. Ireland will not lose all the growth it has seen or anywhere near it. Yes the country is horribly mismanaged but that has only got worse since Bertie left; maybe he did leave because he foresaw the ****storm but that just makes him sensible - what would you do? To suggest he alone caused it is nothing short of stupidity.

The current problems don't stop at the recession (which was exascarbated by, and not caused by the things you allege above). Cowen and co's epic failure at running a country is 90pc of the problem now.

ejmaztec

sdonn wrote: »

First off don't be such a miserable, horrible git. It's a politician's JOB to pander to everyone a little.

Secondly, prove any of the above beyond reasonable doubt then maybe someone might take some notice. Yes the celtic tiger was a shambles in that it was unsustainable, but that was only part of it. Ireland will not lose all the growth it has seen or anywhere near it. Yes the country is horribly mismanaged but that has only got worse since Bertie left; maybe he did leave because he foresaw the ****storm but that just makes him sensible - what would you do? To suggest he alone caused it is nothing short of stupidity.

The current problems don't stop at the recession (which was exascarbated by, and not caused by the things you allege above). Cowen and co's epic failure at running a country is 90pc of the problem now.

Bertie was always good at enveloping himself in his work.

galwayrush

He should have opened a speech therapy clinic a few years ago and enrolled himself.:rolleyes:

ejmaztec

galwayrush wrote: »

He should have opened a speech therapy clinic a few years ago and enrolled himself.:rolleyes:

He tried to but they couldn't understand him.

In All Fairness

AAAhh.....that Bass-tard.

\licking lips looking at pint

recycle

galwayrush wrote: »

He should have opened a speech therapy clinic a few years ago and enrolled himself.:rolleyes:

Borrowed: http://www.thepropertypin.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=1838&hilit=definitions&start=30



De accountant...... who's not an accountant

De LSE graduate....... who never went to LSE

De Minister fer Finance wi' no bank account (He just used de daughters')

De Leader wit no skeletons

De man who never took no 50k in a car park from no one

Definitely Not de B in B&T account (dat' B fer building defo')

De Financial genius wha' cashes his Punt wage cheques in sterling before relodging dem in Punts again.

De man wha' doesn't remember details but definitely remembers NO DOLLARS!!!

De empatiser wi' de homeless (sure wasn't he a squatter in Lukes fer years)

De renovater of Landlords Gaffs

De champion of Dail Privelege (snot about him its about de princdiples)

De saviour of great Aunts everywhere

De scourge of tax evaders everywhere

De Sartorial champion of Canary yellow

De most cunning and devious of dem all


De future President of Europe



Mar 24, 2008

galwayrush

recycle wrote: »

Borrowed: http://www.thepropertypin.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=1838&hilit=definitions&start=30



De accountant...... who's not an accountant

De LSE graduate....... who never went to LSE

De Minister fer Finance wi' no bank account (He just used de daughters')

De Leader wit no skeletons

De man who never took no 50k in a car park from no one

Definitely Not de B in B&T account (dat' B fer building defo')

De Financial genius wha' cashes his Punt wage cheques in sterling before relodging dem in Punts again.

De man wha' doesn't remember details but definitely remembers NO DOLLARS!!!

De empatiser wi' de homeless (sure wasn't he a squatter in Lukes fer years)

De renovater of Landlords Gaffs

De champion of Dail Privelege (snot about him its about de princdiples)

De saviour of great Aunts everywhere

De scourge of tax evaders everywhere

De Sartorial champion of Canary yellow

De most cunning and devious of dem all


De future President of Europe



Mar 24, 2008

Dat's a fact.:D

O.P were you in the line for the "Grand Opening"?

Ruu_Old

Ah I see Bertie is still getting the lovable auld rogue treatment, Ireland hasn't changed.

TheZohanS

Deleted User wrote: »

O.P were you in the line for the "Grand Opening"?

We all were.

And Decembers is going to be even worse.

In All Fairness

Deleted User wrote: »

O.P were you in the line for the "Grand Opening"?

Said it would be 3 to 5 years before they had any openings.:o

In All Fairness

TheZohan wrote: »

We all were.

And Decembers is going to be even worse.

Just saw this pls ignore last post. That's why Zohan will be in by December.:)