When having a few drinks, when are you happiest?

Clytus

Ok...so your having a few drinks...when in your drinking session are you the happiest?...start...middle or end?

Max Power1

Max Power is happiest in the middle, when conversation is in full flow, and also towards the end - while still coherent!

Aodan83

Middle. Although if i can avoid getting too drunk it'll continue right through to the end. Good times.

WIZE

When I take the first sip of my first of many pints

liah

Well, if I had to pick between "ah jaysus, you people are wrecking my head, would ya ever shut up? I need a drink," "waheyyy, I love you all, you're like the funniest, coolest people ever" and "THIS TOILET IS OCCUPIED. FIND YOUR OWN VOMIT HOLE." I think I'd probably choose the middle.

Whosbetter?

That bit at the end when I'm waving a broken pool cue round the pub shouting.
'I'll take yis all an!!!'

mufc4lfe

Aodan83 wrote: »

Middle. Although if i can avoid getting too drunk it'll continue right through to the end. Good times.

At the start for me.......after my first 2 pints its all downhill from there.......blueee shampooo.

InkSlinger67

Whosbetter? wrote: »

That bit at the end when I'm waving a broken pool cue round the pub shouting.
'I'll take yis all an!!!'

Dad?

Abi

Clytus wrote: »

Ok...so your having a few drinks...when in your drinking session are you the happiest?...start...middle or end?

The whole time. I love heading out, the first few then the music kicks in. You would be doing well to get me off the dance floor.. I love walking up the road laughing with friends.. Tipsy, barefoot and happy as fcuk

Agent Smith

Clytus wrote: »

Ok...so your having a few drinks...when in your drinking session are you the happiest?...start...middle or end?

when its an open bar...

Holsten

Middle of course.

PirateShampoo

Face down in a pool of my own Red Bull flavoured vomit

Loopy

Generally in the chipper at the end whilst roaring at the poor young scut serving me to give me extra chips..

Latchy

In ther middle ,when your enjoying the feel of the booze slowly kicking in and melting away any resistance and you know your going to enjoy the next one ....

Whosbetter?

Loopy wrote: »

Generally in the chipper at the end whilst roaring at the poor young scut serving me to give me extra chips..

Try ordering a Crocadile Burger & tell them to 'make it snappy!'

Pop's Diner

Depends. If with company then = "Start". I grow increasingly intolerant of people the longer I spend with them and the drink only exacerbates things.

If drinking alone then "middle"

Loopy

Whosbetter? wrote: »

Try ordering a Crocadile Burger & tell them to 'make it snappy!'

Macari's dont do em'

In All Fairness

I'd agree with the late Richard Harris. "The nicest pint of the day is the one you have in your head before you get your first one."

Whosbetter?

Loopy wrote: »

Macari's dont do em'

So? Who's thinking rationally when asking for something like that!!!???:)

Saibh

Clytus wrote: »

Ok...so your having a few drinks...when in your drinking session are you the happiest?...start...middle or end?

Be happy to start, then glad to reach the middle and lucky to reach the end

giggsy664

Max Power1 wrote: »

Max Power is happiest in the middle, when conversation is in full flow, and also towards the end - while still coherent!

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InkSlinger67

giggsy664 wrote: »

Only pighead may speak in third person. Begin posting in first person or we will dispatch agents to your house.

Think he's talking about the hair dryer

bronte

All times

Having first sip= Yay I have alcoholz=

Middle= alcoholz are fun=

End=zzzzzzzzzzzz=

Basically :):)

Clytus

....I in the middle....wha!!!!!

joes girls

start...cause it means the kids are gone im gettin ready and the night holds whatever i want it too!!!
ah wants to go out now:(

HalloweenJack

Middle.

Not too sober, not too tired, just perfect.

mink_man

when im happy out!

renraw

while ur in the middle of dancing ta Mika and happy ending and all of a sudden the DJ throws on the scissor sisters and "i doint feel like dancin" Yes boi.....happened tonite and soo I'm like YAY...sound out....thiink me heart is beatin like near cardiac arrest...pffftttt (always wanted ta say that here)

ynotdu

saw on bio channel,Dean Martin was asked when was He gonna give up drink?He Replied "NEVER,ya think im going to wake up feeling like i do and do nothing about it?":)


Richard Harris went on a bender around Ireland for over a week until He eventually knew He had to go home to his wife.Knowing He was deep in it and in order to disarm her he decided to go on the defensive,when she opened the door he roared "WHY DID,NT YOU PAY THE RANDSOME MONEY"
She admitted her plan was to kill him when he showed up,but instead she collapsed in laughter:)


Oh btw I like the middle part of a session(nearly went off topic there:D)

renraw

ynotdu wrote: »

saw on bio channel,Dean Martin was asked when was He gonna give up drink?He Replied "NEVER,ya think im going to wake up feeling like i do and do nothing about it?":)


Richard Harris went on a bender around Ireland for over a week until He eventually knew He had to go home to his wife.Knowing He was deep in it and in order to disarm her he decided to go on the defensive,when she opened the door he roared "WHY DID,NT YOU PAY THE RANDSOME MONEY"
She admitted her plan was to kill him when he showed up,but instead she collapsed in laughter:)


Oh btw I like the middle part of a session(nearly went off topic there:D)

Sound out class

Super-Rush

when i look around the table at all my friends and say think to myself 'I love everyone everyone of you' That make me happy as fcuk and usually happens late on in proceedings.

renraw

I love me friends all of the time .....class ...be it sober or p1swseed, but hey! tis sunday...YAY love everyone

barleybooley

At the risk of sounding lame, at the end when all I want to do is get home to my boyfriend

mp3guy

Any time before the laxative effect kicks in....

irishturkey

if its been a real session and you get up the next day and your still tipsy and the smallest little thing seems hilarious.. like you go to make a ham sandwich but you drop the knife and you go to pick it up but the floor seems so far down and your not too sure of yourself on your feet... i find that kinda thing so funny... beware though, it doesnt last long. and pretty soon everything is going to seem terrible

Sir Gallagher

irishturkey wrote: »

if its been a real session and you get up the next day and your still tipsy and the smallest little thing seems hilarious.. like you go to make a ham sandwich but you drop the knife and you go to pick it up but the floor seems so far down and your not too sure of yourself on your feet... i find that kinda thing so funny... beware though, it doesnt last long. and pretty soon everything is going to seem terrible

I felt like that yesterday so i combatted it by going to the phoenix park for a game of rounders with a bottle of vodka in my bag, it really took the edge off.

galwayrush

At the end of course, almost time to get the kebab.:cool:

irishturkey

Sir Gallagher wrote: »

I felt like that yesterday so i combatted it by going to the phoenix park for a game of rounders with a bottle of vodka in my bag, it really took the edge off.

i admire your dedication. im poor this week so im on the dry

ScumLord

The half hour before I piss myself.

deise_boi

mp3guy wrote: »

Any time before the laxative effect kicks in....

Lay off the Bulmers pear

Abi

mp3guy wrote: »

Any time before the laxative effect kicks in....

A man?! Drinking pear cider??


You deserve it dude.

Super-Rush

super-rush wrote: »

when i look around the table at all my friends and say think to myself 'I love everyone everyone of you' That make me happy as fcuk and usually happens late on in proceedings.

Scrap that. Fcukers stood me up today.

pikachucheeks

I'm happiest when I'm having a few drinks before heading out, excited for the night ahead, dancing in my bedroom to cheesy pop with my mates.

Singing into my hairbrush, cocktail in hand

I'm also happy crazy dancing in some bar, following a few more drinks!

mp3guy

Abigayle wrote: »

A man?! Drinking pear cider??


You deserve it dude.

A woman? Advocating sexism?

Surely not :rolleyes:

sneakerfreak

Until I hear a Cork accent

Abi

mp3gal wrote: »

A woman? Advocating sexism?

Well I've never seen a guy drinking the stuff. Not sexism, I don't think.

mp3guy

Abigayle wrote: »

Well I've never seen a guy drinking the stuff. Not sexism, I don't think.

Look harder.

Abi

mp3guy wrote: »

Look harder.

No.

Super-Rush

Abigayle wrote: »

Well I've never seen a guy drinking the stuff. Not sexism, I don't think.

One of my freaks mates drinks it.....

mp3guy

Abigayle wrote: »

No.