Incredibly awful Turkish movies

Duggy747

So, I'm back after a long hiatus and thought I'd switch all the talk from the usual blockbusters like Transformers 2 and Terminator Salvation to the box office mega-budget Turkish movies. These have to be seen to be believed.

Turkish Star Wars Part 1 (With Real Star Wars Footage!!! :pac:)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=js6NqlAc29I

Turkish Star Wars Part 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xt0I7GrJKw

Ninja Squad Part 1 (Horrible acting and litteraly makes no sense)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKwEGrJqDTo

Ninja Squad Part 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwaEZLqq7zw

Ninja Squad Part 3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QSub80GDN4

Black Ninja

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6hlXo8-7wo

Turkish Superman (AT 1:23 he gives one of the best pimp slaps!!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9oI7Fd3Uec

And my favourite, Turkish Rambo (People can be awful careless leaving rockets lying around the place.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljlBU6baLiQ

Morlar

This is not quite the same, ie it is not an exact turk-isation/mimic of hollywood product but even so I would include this one too :

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valley_of_the_Wolves_Iraq

FrostyJack

Yeah they have been doing the rounds on the internet a while now. Wish I could find the full versions of them, they are well funnier than anything from Hollywood in the last ten years! I thought they were from a sketch show when I first saw them.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valley_of_the_Wolves_Iraq

Gary Busey just doesn't give a f***, absolute mad man.

I've seen pretty much all the Turkish blockbusters and they are some of the most brilliantly made films in the history of cinema. Be warned though a lot of their superhero films are full of graphic rape scenes and buckets of blood.

FrostyJack

are full of graphic rape scenes and buckets of blood.

Bonus

madrab

lol at the first clip at 56 seconds :-)

qz

Is that not the Indiana Jones theme tune in the first clip?!

In the op Ninja Squad and Black Ninja are in fact Godfrey Ho films. He's recognised as the Godfather of trashy 80s ninja films.