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Michael Bay Hollywoods Leading Mainstream Surrealist Director

  • 23-06-2009 4:03am
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    We often hear criticism of the great Michael Bay yet all his critics seem oblivious to the fact that Bay is one of the great surrealists. How many other directors would end a car chase with a boat speeding down an American highway?



    Take Transformers 2 released last weekend. Bay goes the extra level and not only gives his machines human characteristics but in one memorable scene his machines even have testicles.

    So what do my fellow boardsies think?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 897 ✭✭✭oxygen_old


    Those machine clangers were there for puerile juvenile humor. He done ok with the first transformers and the Island was ok, but after having to sit through that two and a half hours of pure rubbish, the slate is wiped clean, he is back to the bottom of the pile of rubbish directors.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 36,711 CMod ✭✭✭✭pixelburp


    Naw, I think he's one of the most misogynistic, racist, right-wing, frat-boy directors out there. Transformers got a bye because it played itself with such goofy humour & insanity you could close one eye & think the above was just part of the madness. The sequel just confirmed that nothing has changed & found it to be one of the most mean-spirited blockbusters in years.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,396 ✭✭✭✭kaimera


    after watching transformers2, it cemented my opinion that Mikey Bay is a glorified pr0n director with a massive ****ing budget.

    Check out some of the ads he has directed for more proof.

    I'm not complaing much tho. Bad Boys for life etc etc :)

    oh, fyi, the scene with the ball-sac...cringeworthy. A terrible bit of cinema.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Michael Bay has the sensitivities and subtly of a hardcore porno director.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,416 ✭✭✭FreeOSCAR


    I think hes a genious.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,067 ✭✭✭L31mr0d


    I can agree that there are elements that could be viewed as surrealism in his movies, but do I think they are intentional? No. Do I think he should be considered a "great" surrealist? Never.

    Bay is like a kid with ADD and a tub of lego. Just because that kid makes something out of the lego, gets bored then breaks it down and makes something completely unrelated does not mean he qualifies as being a great surrealist.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    I used to always joke about Bay being a surrealist, but I don't think his surrealism is intentional.
    I have however enjoyed nearly all of the Bay movies I've seen (Pearl Harbour being a glaring exception). The man knows what he's good at; action, explosions, set pieces and 'tee-hee' style humour.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,396 ✭✭✭✭kaimera


    Galvasean wrote: »
    I used to always joke about Bay being a surrealist, but I don't think his surrealism is intentional.
    I have however enjoyed nearly all of the Bay movies I've seen (Pearl Harbour being a glaring exception). The man knows what he's good at; action, explosions, set pieces and 'tee-hee' style humour.
    you left out "women". :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    kaimera wrote: »
    you left out "women". :)

    More like 'attractive women'. Even the extras are all smokin' hot! :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,612 ✭✭✭uncleoswald


    Galvasean wrote: »
    IThe man knows what he's good at; action, explosions, set pieces and 'tee-hee' style humour.

    But thats the thing he is a TERRIBLE action director. Transformers 1 was entertaining until the action started. Only Michael Bay could make a fight between 2 giant robots in a downtown city completely dull and mostly confusing. Now although I hate his movies there are bits i like in Armageddon, Bad Boys, Transformers etc... and that is funny buddy banter. That is ALL he is good at in my opinion and since all we have is terrible bawdy humour in Transformers 2 it now has no redeeming features at all, its just like Pearl Harbour.

    And don't get me started on his completely artless art-direction, the transformers look every bit as stupid as the asteroid did in Armageddon, nothing but corners and angles. I don't want the Transformers to look like they did in the cartoon for nostalgia sake but because they looked so much cooler, more functional, had more character and had the advantage that you could tell who was who in a fight when Michael "how am I not directing porn?" Bay starts waving his camera around.

    Oh and he is okay at car chases I guess.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    I don't want the Transformers to look like they did in the cartoon for nostalgia sake but because they looked so much cooler, more functional,

    More functional?

    20923614a4347101870b98815215l.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,612 ✭✭✭uncleoswald


    Galvasean wrote: »
    More functional?

    20923614a4347101870b98815215l.jpg
    yeah more functional. probably because they were designed as toys and had to easily transform from vehicle to robot. So everything was where it was for a reason. In the movie they look like they were designed by a hyperactive child with the shakes, all angles and corners.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators Posts: 11,106 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fysh


    In response to the original question, I think you're reaching really, really hard to find a way of describing Michael Bay as anything other than an effects-over-substance director with no subtlety or craft.

    You can't admire the surrealism in any of his films when no interviews with the man have ever suggested that it was deliberate; his forte is making profitable, effects-laden big-screen films. He doesn't do anything much that's innovative or pushes any boundaries; the biggest problem I have with his films is probably that they're so damn unimaginative.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,721 ✭✭✭Otacon


    Fysh wrote: »
    ...his forte is making profitable, effects-laden big-screen films...the biggest problem I have with his films is probably that they're so damn unimaginative.

    But he does use his imagination. He had that awesome 'camera goes around a battle really fast and goes through small holes thing' in Bad Boys 2... and Transformers... and Transformers 2...

    OK point taken.

    Bay a surrealist? No, just no.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,662 CMod ✭✭✭✭faceman


    And don't get me started on his completely artless art-direction, the transformers look every bit as stupid as the asteroid did in Armageddon, nothing but corners and angles. I don't want the Transformers to look like they did in the cartoon for nostalgia sake but because they looked so much cooler, more functional, had more character and had the advantage that you could tell who was who in a fight when Michael "how am I not directing porn?" Bay starts waving his camera around.

    Due to my love of transformers, i followed much of the online bonanza of the making of the first transformers movie, the webcasts, spy footage etc and it became very obvious very quickly that it wouldnt work on the big screen unless the robot designs were changed. You only have to watch some of the Sector 7 viral footage to see what i mean. (check out the starscream clip for example)

    Bay is a poor director, he cant direct people, knows nothing about characterisation or development. He can tho, at times, direct an awesome action scene in a way some other established directors cant. (E.g. Bryan Singer)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,976 ✭✭✭✭humanji


    AS always, the onion has a great article about him and his next project.

    I saw Transformers 2 last night and it was shocking. I'm still dizzy from the camera spinning around constantly in every f*cking scene. Bay is a terrible director and he seems to be getting worse.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 631 ✭✭✭Joycey


    I think you need to learn what surrealism is


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 437 ✭✭Sleazus


    I love the fact that Shia La Boef tried to very gently sidestep a question on Bay's inability to direct actors with a "He doesn't have time to tell you what you're feeling in this scene - a car just exploded, that's what you're feeling."

    You know things are dodgy if Shia La Boef is giving acting tips on your film set.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,612 ✭✭✭uncleoswald


    faceman wrote: »
    Due to my love of transformers, i followed much of the online bonanza of the making of the first transformers movie, the webcasts, spy footage etc and it became very obvious very quickly that it wouldnt work on the big screen unless the robot designs were changed. You only have to watch some of the Sector 7 viral footage to see what i mean. (check out the starscream clip for example)

    Bay is a poor director, he cant direct people, knows nothing about characterisation or development. He can tho, at times, direct an awesome action scene in a way some other established directors cant. (E.g. Bryan Singer)

    Can't check it now but I will cheers, but just because they had to be changed doesn't mean the new design is any good. Before I saw any footage of Transformers I had a fair idea of how they would look in Michael Bay's movie, unimaginative, sterile and characterless.

    Back on topic, silly does not = surreal.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,073 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    The weird thing is ... it didn't have to be this way. I was reading about the production of the first Bad Boys, where Bay first hit the big time. It was a Simpson / Bruckheimer production, and they had written the script too, but (according to the reports) it was Bay who made it better by fleshing out the characters, and getting Smith & Lawrence to improvise dialogue. This is also the film that made Téa Leoni a star: her character (Julie) starts off as a helpless witness, but by the end of the film, she's trading insults and fighting up there on the front lines with the "Bad Boys".

    In other words, it was Bay's influence that made Bad Boys more than yet another Simpson / Bruckheimer production ... so what the hell happened? :confused:

    You are the type of what the age is searching for, and what it is afraid it has found. I am so glad that you have never done anything, never carved a statue, or painted a picture, or produced anything outside of yourself! Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your sonnets.

    ―Oscar Wilde predicting Social Media, in The Picture of Dorian Gray



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,396 ✭✭✭✭kaimera


    bnt wrote: »
    The weird thing is ... it didn't have to be this way. I was reading about the production of the first Bad Boys, where Bay first hit the big time. It was a Simpson / Bruckheimer production, and they had written the script too, but (according to the reports) it was Bay who made it better by fleshing out the characters, and getting Smith & Lawrence to improvise dialogue. This is also the film that made Téa Leoni a star: her character (Julie) starts off as a helpless witness, but by the end of the film, she's trading insults and fighting up there on the front lines with the "Bad Boys".

    In other words, it was Bay's influence that made Bad Boys more than yet another Simpson / Bruckheimer production ... so what the hell happened? :confused:
    simpson died. :(


  • Posts: 15,814 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I think some people took my post a bit too serious. It was a bit of fun posted to generate a little debate which it has.

    Regarding Bay, I've enjoyed all his films to date and say what you want his films are never elss than entertaining. Take a look at Bad Boys 2, its 2 and a half hours of set pieces, posing and humour. A lot of people have been taking a swipe at Transformers but what a lot of people are ignoring is Spielberg's involvement in the films.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    I have no problem with a bit of Bayhem, you cant beat something like The Rock on a friday night with a few beers and a few mates, yeah he's all style over substance, but what style, anyway this video should show you how awesome Bay is:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiHsxQJ9ZOo


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators Posts: 11,106 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fysh


    Regarding Bay, I've enjoyed all his films to date and say what you want his films are never elss than entertaining.

    Speak for yourself - Pearl Harbour and Transformers 1 were in my experience mind-numbingly boring collections of expensive special effects and some of the most appalling instances of acting and alleged humour I've had the misfortune of seeing in the cinema. As a director, I find Bay is unimaginative in the extreme and seems to work on scripts that have no subtlety or originality in their characters and dialogue. There is a certain (very low) standard of "entertainment" delivered in his films, but when compared to the likes of Crank or Star Trek his films can be seen as the hollow and soulless productions they are.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Pearl Harbor, for all its gigantic faults still has one of the greatest action scenes ever put on film in it, and Bay has massive stroke with the US military and NASA when it comes to using their equipment, heres a fun fact, most of the hardware seen in Transformers 2 being used by the Army has been used more often in Bay films than actual warfare :)

    Bay on Die Hard 4: "That F-14 scene was fun but it was very fake looking, I used a real F-14 in Transformers, know why? because I've got the Pentagons number on my cellphone"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 423 ✭✭Pop's Diner


    I think (as the opening clip demonstrates) Bay can construct an action sequence as well as anyone in the business. This is without question. The problem with him is that he has (deliberately imho?) sacraficed the actual process of moviemaking (characterisation, plot, narrative etc) in order to make what I guess could only be described as "blockbuster pornography". It's a pity because he probably could have been the new Spielberg had he wanted to (or had the numbers added up).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 277 ✭✭Mikey23


    Texts from my brother during last night's screenings (yep, disapprove of people texting in the cinema but he assures me it was mostly empty):
    • I think this film is giving me brain damage
    • There are 271 tiles in Screen 7
    • Haven't seen a film this bad since the first Transformers

    He's 23 though, probably a bit older than the targeted demographic. Personally couldn't be dragged there: the last movie's fights - blur A rolling around with blur B - were appalling.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,021 ✭✭✭m83


    Michael Bay is the cancer of Hollywood. I hate him and everything he stands for.


  • Posts: 15,814 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    All the comparisions to porn directing in Bay's style are quite apt considering that he started by directing porn. Did a playboy centerfold video before he did any of the action films he is known for today.


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Michael Bay's movies are terrible. But it's the set pieces contained therein that set him apart from any other director.

    Bad Boys 2 has what I still consider to be the greatest car chase seen in any movie - the one linked in the OP.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,067 ✭✭✭L31mr0d


    Mikey23 wrote: »
    blur A rolling around with blur B - were appalling.

    In fairness to him, he managed to get some of the transformer fights right this time. With the camera actually staying panned out so that the viewer could actually see what was going on.

    However this just made the transformers look worse imo, for some reason to me they looked like giant plasticine models with hundreds of razor blades shoved into them.


  • Posts: 15,814 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Pearl Harbour is quite a long and at times extremely boring film it still has one of the best combat scenes of all time. The initial attack is awe inspiring and something which no other direct has matched to date. The rest of the film doesn't come close to matching it.

    Transformers is one of the more entertaining summer blockbusters. I think some people seem to be expecting the something akin to Schindler's List the way they go on. I expected giant robots fighting one another, some childish humour and scene after scene of mayhem which is exactly what I got.

    I still find it ironic that so may people call Bay one of the worst directors in Hollywood yet he still has 2 films in the Criterion Collection, something that very few living directors have.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,396 ✭✭✭✭kaimera


    Michael Bay's movies are terrible. But it's the set pieces contained therein that set him apart from any other director.

    Bad Boys 2 has what I still consider to be the greatest car chase seen in any movie - the one linked in the OP.
    they drop a ****ing boat for gods sake.

    it is an awesome car chase


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,396 ✭✭✭✭kaimera


    All the comparisions to porn directing in Bay's style are quite apt considering that he started by directing porn. Did a playboy centerfold video before he did any of the action films he is known for today.
    this i did not know!


  • Posts: 15,814 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    kaimera wrote: »
    this i did not know!

    He did one for Kerri Kendall. I really want to see it as I can only imagine how awesome it would be.
    I think this may be a clip from it: NSFWhttp://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=865161304747200974


    Flicking through the channels I stumbled upon Crimecall just there and the atrocious reconstructions. Could you imagine just how awesome it would be if Bay directed them. Slow motion shots of blokes pointing at nothing as slowly the camera pans around a post office.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,396 ✭✭✭✭kaimera


    He did one for Kerri Kendall. I really want to see it as I can only imagine how awesome it would be.
    I think this may be a clip from it:http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=865161304747200974


    Flicking through the channels I stumbled upon Crimecall just there and the atrocious reconstructions. Could you imagine just how awesome it would be if Bay directed them. Slow motion shots of blokes pointing at nothing as slowly the camera pans around a post office.
    his tv ads are fantastic, I mean top ****ing notch.

    link NSFW. bewbs


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators Posts: 11,106 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fysh


    Pearl Harbour is quite a long and at times extremely boring film it still has one of the best combat scenes of all time. The initial attack is awe inspiring and something which no other direct has matched to date. The rest of the film doesn't come close to matching it.

    Awesome it may be, but when the best thing you can say is "the special effects in the action scene at the start of this three-hour film are great", you should probably accept that it's a pretty poor film rather than trying to stick up for it or its director...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    When I quipped about porn I didn't know ether but I'm not suprised. His flicks are all very "wham bam thankyou ma'am".


  • Posts: 15,814 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Fysh wrote: »
    Awesome it may be, but when the best thing you can say is "the special effects in the action scene at the start of this three-hour film are great", you should probably accept that it's a pretty poor film rather than trying to stick up for it or its director...

    I agree that it's a poor film but the opening battle is an amazing scene. As I said the film is borning as hell and nothing else in it comes close to matching that battle.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Bay on Die Hard 4: "That F-14 scene was fun but it was very fake looking, I used a real F-14 in Transformers, know why? because I've got the Pentagons number on my cellphone"

    For someone who has the pentagon on speed dial, he should really learn the difference between an F-35 and an F-14.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Fysh wrote: »
    Awesome it may be, but when the best thing you can say is "the special effects in the action scene at the start of this three-hour film are great", you should probably accept that it's a pretty poor film rather than trying to stick up for it or its director...

    The battle scene is in the middle of the movie


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators Posts: 11,106 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fysh


    krudler wrote: »
    The battle scene is in the middle of the movie

    I'll be honest, I tried watching that film once and it was so god-awful I was not only doing something else at the same time but I was making extensive use of the fast forward function. But even then the location of the scene is irrelevant - if it's one scene in a three hour movie otherwise characterised by unimaginative direction, awful dialogue and rubbish acting, the film is crap. A crap film with one good scene is still a crap film, and I don't like this notion that a good action set piece would have magically stopped people from being terminally bored while watching Pearl Harbour.


  • Posts: 15,814 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Fysh wrote: »
    I'll be honest, I tried watching that film once and it was so god-awful I was not only doing something else at the same time but I was making extensive use of the fast forward function. But even then the location of the scene is irrelevant - if it's one scene in a three hour movie otherwise characterised by unimaginative direction, awful dialogue and rubbish acting, the film is crap. A crap film with one good scene is still a crap film, and I don't like this notion that a good action set piece would have magically stopped people from being terminally bored while watching Pearl Harbour.

    No onen is saying that the film isn't boring or crap, as I said in my last post about it the film is boring as hell but that one set piece is a fantastic piece of cinema. It's just a shame the rest of the film comes nowhere close to matching it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭Shacklebolt


    Cracked.com are having a photoshop contest titled 'If real-life was directed by Michael Bay.' Heres a few of the best entries...

    michaelbay.jpg

    bay3.jpg

    newsofthedaycopy.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,434 ✭✭✭Lamper.sffc




    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,698 ✭✭✭✭BlitzKrieg


    I held off commenting earlier cause so soon after transformers 2 I would have vented poure hate.

    But really there is alot to say about Micheal Bay, but also alot of questions that wont be answered for many years until someone properly studies this era of films and we'll get the same write ups as earlier decades did.

    I think Bay will become a sort of case study of the new hollywood machine, from the influence of producers in today's blockbusters to his own work of spectacle over content, and (for me) more interestingly his relationship with with other aspects of american life (I find his glorifying of US military, something that is at times quite scary, and it has hit fever pitch in transformers 2*)

    But looking over his career, as a movie goer and a fan of filmmaking in all its forms I would say that If I was to draw a line on a chart it would be one that would start quite high and continue to go straight down with each film being worse then the previous, with the exception of maybe bad boys and The Rock (where I felt The Rock was a better film, mostly because of Sean Connery though.) His career also raises a number of questions about where he is influenced, who has control (as Darko raised Spielberg has a part in how transformers ended up.).

    Firstly his music videos, over the top full of phoar but heck they are music videos, he's perfect for them. MEatloaf's I would do anything for love is an awesome video and I touch Myself really is the final word on him being a borderline porn director.



    But its a good point to actually see his style of filmmaking, movement, with Bay its always about stuff moving, the camera, the characters, the scenary. I think we would be hard pressed to find a still moment in a micheal bay film (i'd be curious if someone can name one for me :D)

    Meatloaf's I will do anything for love just goes to prove this point:



    I mean look at that first verse. The song is slow and quite low (compared to the rest) and yet the lighting and the movement is all going mental, he cant *do still*

    It also brings back the issue of *phow* porn with him because his obsession with movement on screen means anytime he does anything involving couples/romantic scenes etc he always has the focus on their motion, the scene in the Rock with Nic Cage and his girlfiend, the romantic scenes in armaggedon etc. All focused on movement hence the whole porn element comes out again because its all very physical.

    THough I might add I do worry that he dances quite close to the line of sexism with his representation of women alot of the time. On his films alones I wouldnt say he does, though I dont think he has ever given a reason for attraction/relationship/role in the narrative beyond them being hot. but if you throw in his music videos and all the horror films he produces. Especially the horror films and the changes he makes to the remakes (friday the 13th) really brings him alot closer and more recently Revenge of the Fallen throws him pretty much over it in good fun with a quick run back on to the safe side with conveniant plot mechanics.

    Is it a bad thing his obsession with movement? I dont think it is, movement on screen is quite complicated to do well, and he does it well, his professor from university praised him for it and encoruged it and it can be appealling.

    But

    It is severly f*cking with all the other aspects of his filmmaking.

    Working through his films.

    bad boys and the Rock were both under Don Simpson, and I really feel that he must have kept Bay in check in some manner, or some other constent, because once he died both Bay and Jerry Bruckheimer started making crappier and crappier films. But yeah both films pretty much cliche dumb action films, but as we later find out getting the balance of fun/tension/narrative seems to be an art that has almost died by today.

    Moving on we have his four films under Bruckheimer alone, Armeggedon, Bad Boys 2, Pearl Harbour and The Island. The obvious first issue is whatever glue (*cough* Don Simpson *cough) that kept the balance of his films slowly begins to unwind. Armeggedon is just a bit too long, but overall it almost hits its marks in pacing. pearl harbour as many people have said is really too long and overshoots whatever pacing it should have been aiming for. Bad Boys 2 seems fondly remembered here but it also overshoots its mark by quite a chunk as well. The Island is an oddity because by all accounts it really does feel like a film everyone involved phoned in which might have saved the film from a worse faith as it didnt overstay its welcome, and is generally only remembered for its awfull product placement.

    And then we have the two transformers films. Here is Bay unleashed I believe. Because in the first film I felt that it is very clear what is a *Bay decision* and when its spielberg making the final call. Pretty much the early stuff with Sam and his family feels like a spielberg project, like how other films he only produced have these spielberg moments (like The Goonies, poltergiest and back to the future) its the same type of family interaction, the same relationship between the unkown and the child. The only thing missing was the single parent. But the thing is in the first film these were the bits I liked. The bits I didnt like were the ones that were clearly not spielberg influenced. The whole segment in Quate, the section 7/us government/hackers bit, the final battle. These are sections that you can find equivilent segments in earlier Bay films (compare Nasa in Armeggedon when they discover the meteroite with the segments with the intel/government in Transformers.)

    Then there's transformers 2, really I might be giving Spielberg too much credit in the first film, maybe with it being such a large investment he felt he needed to be a bit more hands on despite being only the executive producer, because here in 2, he is completely the executive producer and nothing more. Gone are the playfull family scenes, instead they are replaced with much cruder, less entertaining and wholly unappealling family gags, the difference between the scenes in 1 and 2 is so vast that it could fill a university assignment comparing them. In one, scenes like buying the car were a good mix of story progression, humour and small bits of sincerity. The scene with Bernie Mac is a good contrast with the packing for college scene. The first one, progressess the story with the main plot playing in the background to the immediate (bumblebee's role in the scene), it has a bit of ( sometimes questionable) humour from bernie mac and there is a small sprinkle of family sincerity that makes you almost believe they are real father and son. In contrast in 2, its a one tune joke with blunt force trauma humour, its role in story progression is irrelevent up until the very end where he finds the shard and starts the next action sequence.

    So 2 has all the aspects from 1 I liked sucked out and replaced with much poorer equivilents and the bits I dislike have multiplied and its here where in my opinion that Bay's craft hits rock bottom with his style conflicting with his role, Bay knows what he is good at, but he has progressively over his films chipped away what he was bad at (except with pearl harbour where he confirmed he has bad at them) until transformers 2 where he stopped chipping and opted for a sledgehammer, removed all the areas he was poor at and focused on his strengths. Sadly some of those areas where sort of essential for keeping audience attention for 2+ hours, he could have survived without them in a 90 minute film, but with over 2 hours on its belt, issues like characterisation become crucial to a film's narrative.



    *I decided to slip any more commentary on Bay's *GO Joe* military enthusiasim. Honestly I cant qork out if its a Hollywood thing, a 9/11 thing or just Bay himself. The obvious answer is its a 9/11 thing that since 9/11 the US military has enjoyed an easy time at the movies. I wouldnt agree with that personnally as I can name off films well before 9/11 that gave the US army the same treatment, especially in cases where if the film was made outside the US military involvement would have gotten a good whooping.

    An easy comparison for this is the US adaption of Godzilla compared to the originals. In Japan us military vs Godzilla = destroyed japanese army. In the US, Godzilla vs US army, Godzilla run away and later killed by US airforce. There are many more cases where outside the US, the army is not treated with upmost respect such as the original 28 days later, elements of the british army at the end of the world turn into a bunch of rapists.

    SO I would think there is enough merit to consider it more of an american thing then simply a 9/11 response (which might have just reinforced it.)

    On Bay, well the only film where he shows the military in a less then pleasing light is obviously The Rock, between the navy seals being wiped out, the antagonists being us military soldiers and the noticeable slimey CIA chief. The film doesnt have the same *by Jingo* of his later work. Again I might be giving too much credit, but this is under Don Simpson who has played with similar storylines before.

    But from Armeggedon onwards all his films become increasingly more *go joe* I doubt its Micheal's personal reaction to 9/11 because it starts with armeggedon and pearl harbour and they are both pre 9/11.

    EDIT:

    oh and any claims on the awesome of the action scenes in pearl harbour, I point you to Tora Tora Tora


  • Posts: 15,814 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Nice post BlietzKrieg. Only complaint is that Bruckheimer had little to do with the Island it was over that film that Bay and Bruckheimer fell out.

    Bay's early films share many of the same problems of his later ones but with one difference. His early films generally had a good story upon which he could build. It was Bay who made Bad Boys the success it was, the original script is just a formualic and brain dead action film with dreadful dialogue and no sense of chemistry between the characters.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,698 ✭✭✭✭BlitzKrieg


    Nice post BlietzKrieg. Only complaint is that Bruckheimer had little to do with the Island it was over that film that Bay and Bruckheimer fell out.

    I guess thats why I felt the film felt very much that it was phoned in by everyone
    It was Bay who made Bad Boys the success it was, the original script is just a formualic and brain dead action film with dreadful dialogue and no sense of chemistry between the characters.

    The issue though is if the original content was so weak before Bay, why hasnt his later films shown the same chemistry. Sure its there for The Rock, and Armeggedon to an extent, but it dries up in Pearl Harbour and even Bad boys 2 pales in comparison, by the time we get to The Island its pretty much gone. What was there as well as Bay that kept Bad boys fresh? Was it the cast?


    EDIT
    I'm making it an official blitzkrieg competition, Find one shot in a micheal Bay film where the camera and the content is still. Just one. I was looking at the meatloaf video again and I swear to god the camera only stops to show something breaking or lesbian porn.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    BlitzKrieg wrote: »
    oh and any claims on the awesome of the action scenes in pearl harbour, I point you to Tora Tora Tora

    Bingo! 30 million bucks (1969/70) of real things getting blown up and far better film in every respect.


  • Posts: 15,814 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    BlitzKrieg wrote: »
    I guess thats why I felt the film felt very much that it was phoned in by everyone

    I didn't hate the Island like so any did. I took it for a shiny stuff goes boom film and just went with it. It's by no means a great film but there are certainly far worse films out there.
    BlitzKrieg wrote: »
    The issue though is if the original content was so weak before Bay, why hasnt his later films shown the same chemistry. Sure its there for The Rock, and Armeggedon to an extent, but it dries up in Pearl Harbour and even Bad boys 2 pales in comparison, by the time we get to The Island its pretty much gone. What was there as well as Bay that kept Bad boys fresh? Was it the cast?

    The cast played a big part in that but it was Bay's insistence that they improv dialogue. I think Bay like Tarantino just got lazy and figured that if they played to their strengths and ignored everything else they would be ok.

    Which is a shame as I'm fairly certain that were he given the right script and a little restrain Bay could deliver a the ultimate action film.


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