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Lyrics that don't make a lick of sense!

  • 22-06-2009 10:41pm
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    Thanks to a never ending advert for a 70's compilation album, I recently looked up Gilbert O'Sullivan's hit Get Down and can't figure out what the hell it means! As far as I can make out it's either about a flashback to a Vietnam war skirmish or about poor Gilbert getting raped by a dog and liking it?!?!?

    Got me thinking about other songs that don't make sense. Des'Ree's Life comes to mind....notable for a masterful example of rhyming the word "Ghost" with "Toast" - Genius!

    What song lyrics confuse the hell out of you and what's your interpretation? :confused:
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,691 ✭✭✭✭drunkmonkey


    what she going to do with a chimney on her....

    could never get it, something about a black eye I think...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Dont worry baby

    A classic beach boys song in everything but lyiric ,well at least one verse which goes

    '' she told me baby when you race today just take along my love with you ''

    which is about the guy going to race cars with some other dude .Other than that sillyness, the rest of the song and Lyrics are fine :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah
    Some call me the gangster of love
    Some people call me Maurice
    Cause I speak of the pompitous of love


    The pompitous of love? Eh..... okay then, whatever you say Steve Miller Band (if that is your real name)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 873 ✭✭✭Four-Percent


    "Scuse me, while i kiss this guy"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭Havermeyer


    Yellow matter custard,
    Dripping from a dead dog's eye.
    Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
    Boy, you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down.

    The Beatles - I Am The Walrus.

    My interpretation? Drugs. Lot's of drugs.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Steoob




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭InkSlinger67


    nummnutts wrote: »
    Yellow matter custard,
    Dripping from a dead dog's eye.
    Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
    Boy, you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down.

    The Beatles - I Am The Walrus.

    Ahh yes, good example. But at least you can understand where they are coming from with that. John was a reclusive acid monkey during that particular period


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,414 ✭✭✭kraggy


    "Scuse me, while i kiss this guy"

    It's "kiss the sky".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Thanks to a never ending advert for a 70's compilation album, I recently looked up Gilbert O'Sullivan's hit Get Down and can't figure out what the hell it means! As far as I can make out it's either about a flashback to a Vietnam war skirmish or about poor Gilbert getting raped by a dog and liking it?!?!?

    Got me thinking about other songs that don't make sense. Des'Ree's Life comes to mind....notable for a masterful example of rhyming the word "Ghost" with "Toast" - Genius!

    What song lyrics confuse the hell out of you and what's your interpretation? :confused:

    This is Gilberts answer to your question.
    "I didn't know what 'get down' means in America, nor 'dog' for that matter, until Gordon came back from the States and told me. My lyrics are very British, and to me the girl in 'Get Down' is behaving like a dog - she's jumping up on him, so 'get down!' That's all.

    And as a side note, the song Clair was written by him as a tribute to his managers daughter, to whom he is Godfather.:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭Havermeyer


    Ahh yes, good example. But at least you can understand where they are coming from with that. John was a reclusive acid monkey during that particular period

    Those were the days. And while we know where they're coming from, we've absolutely no idea what they mean.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 809 ✭✭✭dylano_k


    Ever notice these are the songs that make millions ??

    Gimme a pad, im gonna go mad
    i am sad because im glad...see no sense but This could be a number 1 :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    kraggy wrote: »
    It's "kiss the sky".
    Hendrix was also fond of the aul acid to :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    The whole of Drops of Jupiter! Cray ass song!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    dylano_k wrote: »
    Ever notice these are the songs that make millions ??

    Gimme a pad, im gonna go mad
    i am sad because im glad...see no sense but This could be a number 1 :pac:
    Indeed ,there are hundreds if not thousends of songs with naff /crappy lyrics that made no 1 in the charts .The 70s galm rock / glitter period springs to mind


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,779 ✭✭✭A Neurotic


    Could never make sense of this one at all.



  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 1,852 Mod ✭✭✭✭Michael Collins


    what she going to do with a chimney on her....

    could never get it, something about a black eye I think...

    Wasn't that "What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her..."?

    Which I thought was werid, cus presumably she'd look a little like a house, but not too much.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭InkSlinger67


    This is Gilberts answer to your question. "I didn't know what 'get down' means in America, nor 'dog' for that matter, until Gordon came back from the States and told me. My lyrics are very British, and to me the girl in 'Get Down' is behaving like a dog - she's jumping up on him, so 'get down!' That's all.

    No, I think I'll stick with Gilbert going to his happy place; remembering "once upon a time I drank a little wine was as happy as can be", trying to block out the fact he's getting polled by a german sheperd! :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 474 ✭✭civildefence


    Most of David Bowie's lyrics are crazy shyt. "Life on Mars" is one example.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 474 ✭✭civildefence


    No, I think I'll stick with Gilbert going to his happy place; remembering "once upon a time I drank a little wine was as happy as can be", trying to block out the fact he's getting polled by a german sheperd! :eek:

    Ah leave oul Gilbo alone, he was deadly in Cork last Saturday.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion




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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Most of David Bowie's lyrics are crazy shyt. "Life on Mars" is one example.
    Ya know the piano on that song is being played by Rick Wakemen ? I was on the liverpool - Isle of mann ferry once and he was a passenger ( he lives in IOM ) and I remember thinking to myself ' wow I'm standing next to the guy who plays that piano link on Bowies life on Mars ' :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 804 ✭✭✭yerayeah


    Alanis immediately springs to mind...



    Disclaimer: I don't like Ed Byrne but this routine shows up the horrific lyrics well imo...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 117 ✭✭Mixedup


    I am the egg man (wooooo!)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 873 ✭✭✭Four-Percent


    kraggy wrote: »
    It's "kiss the sky".

    Yeah, that was the point :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 161 ✭✭Dazd_N_Confusd




  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Chimney means black eye right?
    I'm also pretty sure I know what milkshake means.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,651 ✭✭✭Captain Slow IRL


    I'm also pretty sure I know what milkshake means.

    Does half of it involve a female hand?!

    Counting Crows are more offenders - some f*cked up lyrics on some of their songs.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 60 ✭✭sweatingbullets


    "Scuse me, while i kiss this guy"


    A common misheard lyric in the song is "'scuse me while I kiss this guy". The actual line is "'scuse me while I kiss the sky". In fact, it has even been documented that Jimi Hendrix himself perpetrated this mondegreen by actually using it as a joke while singing Purple Haze live in concert,particularly at the Monterey Pop Festival in 1967.just to let ya know.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    " "I got soul but I'm not a soldier". I mean, you may as well be saying "I got ham but I'm not a hamster" "

    Bill Bailey


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭PK2008


    The ultimate: Pearl Jam, Yellow Ledbetter




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 690 ✭✭✭Lorrs33


    Well I'm sorry,
    That he called me,
    And that I answered the telephone,
    Don't be worried,
    I'm not with him,
    And when I go out tonight,
    I'm going home alone,
    Just got back from my tour,
    I'm a mess girl for sure,
    All I want is some fun,
    Guess that I'd better run,
    Hollywood sucks you in,
    But it won't spit me out
    ,
    Whoa Whoa, HA

    I love that song but talk about going off the point.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,816 ✭✭✭Acacia


    Dizzee Rascal's new turdsong 'Bonkers'. What a load of sh1te. What an over-rated talentless yoke he is.


    Some people think I’m bonkers
    But I just think I’m free
    Man I’m just living my life
    There nothing crazy about me
    Some people pay for thrills
    but I get mine for free
    Man I’m just living my life
    There nothing crazy about me

    (Bonkers)



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Mr Tambourine Man - Bob Dylan
    Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
    I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to.
    Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
    In the jingle jangle morning I'll come followin' you.

    Though I know that evenin's empire has returned into sand,
    Vanished from my hand,
    Left me blindly here to stand but still not sleeping.
    My weariness amazes me, I'm branded on my feet,
    I have no one to meet
    And the ancient empty street's too dead for dreaming.

    Take me on a trip upon your magic swirlin' ship,
    My senses have been stripped, my hands can't feel to grip,
    My toes too numb to step, wait only for my boot heels
    To be wanderin'.
    I'm ready to go anywhere, I'm ready for to fade
    Into my own parade, cast your dancing spell my way,
    I promise to go under it.

    Though you might hear laughin', spinnin', swingin' madly across the sun,
    It's not aimed at anyone, it's just escapin' on the run
    And but for the sky there are no fences facin'.
    And if you hear vague traces of skippin' reels of rhyme
    To your tambourine in time, it's just a ragged clown behind,
    I wouldn't pay it any mind, it's just a shadow you're
    Seein' that he's chasing.

    Then take me disappearin' through the smoke rings of my mind,
    Down the foggy ruins of time, far past the frozen leaves,
    The haunted, frightened trees, out to the windy beach,
    Far from the twisted reach of crazy sorrow.
    Yes, to dance beneath the diamond sky with one hand waving free,
    Silhouetted by the sea, circled by the circus sands,
    With all memory and fate driven deep beneath the waves,
    Let me forget about today until tomorrow.
    I do love this last lin however ^^^


    The sad thing is I know all of those words off by heart....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,586 ✭✭✭Thundercats Ho


    The Killers, are we human or are we dancers. wtf?
    I know what a dancer means in dublin (gowan ya dancer ya!), but they're from vegas not donaghmede.


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  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Acacia wrote: »
    Dizzee Rascal's new turdsong 'Bonkers'. What a load of sh1te. What an over-rated talentless yoke he is.


    Some people think I’m bonkers
    But I just think I’m free
    Man I’m just living my life
    There nothing crazy about me
    Some people pay for thrills
    but I get mine for free
    Man I’m just living my life
    There nothing crazy about me

    (Bonkers)


    Yes but to be fair the lyrics make sense.
    Now pretty much anything by the doors will either have you enthused by the poetic inclination or bristling at what appears to be nonsense.

    My favourite doors lyrics right now are:

    your fingers weave quick minarets
    Speak in secret alphabets
    I light another cigarette
    Learn to forget


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 334 ✭✭Ollchailin


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8n9lkdcWW3Y

    I like it but I don't get it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,586 ✭✭✭Thundercats Ho


    Yes but to be fair the lyrics make sense.
    Now pretty much anything by the doors will either have you enthused by the poetic inclination or bristling at what appears to be nonsense.

    My favourite doors lyrics right now are:

    your fingers weave quick minarets
    Speak in secret alphabets
    I light another cigarette
    Learn to forget

    Anything by the Doors is a winner in my book.
    Similar to the Beatles, in that there may well have been drugs involved.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Another one I'm wondering if anyone can shed any light on?
    My favourite song at the moment is Raglan Road - Patrick Kavanagh

    On Raglan Road of an Autumn day
    I saw her first and knew,
    That her dark hair would weave a snare
    That I might someday rue.
    I saw the danger and I passed
    Along the enchanted way.
    And I said,"Let grief be a fallen leaf
    At the dawning of the day."

    On Grafton Street in November, we
    Tripped lightly along the ledge
    Of a deep ravine where can be seen
    The worth of passion play.
    The Queen of Hearts still making tarts
    And I not making hay;
    Oh, I loved too much and by such and such
    Is happiness thrown away.

    I gave her gifts of the mind,
    I gave her the secret signs,
    That's known to the artists who have known
    The true gods of sound and stone.
    And her words and tint without stint
    I gave her poems to say
    With her own name there and her own dark hair
    Like clouds over fields of May.

    On a quiet street where old ghosts meet
    I see her walking now,
    And away from me so hurriedly
    My reason must allow.
    That I had loved, not as I should
    A creature made of clay,
    When the angel woos the clay, he'll lose
    His wings at the dawn of day.


    Beautiful words, but what the fcuk do they mean? I understand he see's a woman, knows she might break his heart but still falls in love.
    Whats the creature of clay all about? :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,228 ✭✭✭bluto63


    The Killers, are we human or are we dancers. wtf?
    I know what a dancer means in dublin (gowan ya dancer ya!), but they're from vegas not donaghmede.

    It's a Hunter S Thompson quote, and as we all know, he was off his rocker


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,228 ✭✭✭bluto63




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭InkSlinger67


    brummytom wrote: »
    Another one I'm wondering if anyone can shed any light on?
    My favourite song at the moment is Raglan Road - Patrick Kavanagh

    I thought I seen Richie Kavanagh there for a sec.....now there's a man who uses lyrics with a neck like a jockey's b***ocks!! :D



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,586 ✭✭✭Thundercats Ho


    bluto63 wrote: »
    It's a Hunter S Thompson quote, and as we all know, he was off his rocker

    Cheers. Didn't know that.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 1,852 Mod ✭✭✭✭Michael Collins


    brummytom wrote: »
    Another one I'm wondering if anyone can shed any light on?
    My favourite song at the moment is Raglan Road - Patrick Kavanagh

    On Raglan Road of an Autumn day
    I saw her first and knew,
    That her dark hair would weave a snare
    That I might someday rue.
    I saw the danger and I passed
    Along the enchanted way.
    And I said,"Let grief be a fallen leaf
    At the dawning of the day."

    On Grafton Street in November, we
    Tripped lightly along the ledge
    Of a deep ravine where can be seen
    The worth of passion play.
    The Queen of Hearts still making tarts
    And I not making hay;
    Oh, I loved too much and by such and such
    Is happiness thrown away.

    I gave her gifts of the mind,
    I gave her the secret signs,
    That's known to the artists who have known
    The true gods of sound and stone.
    And her words and tint without stint
    I gave her poems to say
    With her own name there and her own dark hair
    Like clouds over fields of May.

    On a quiet street where old ghosts meet
    I see her walking now,
    And away from me so hurriedly
    My reason must allow.
    That I had loved, not as I should
    A creature made of clay,
    When the angel woos the clay, he'll lose
    His wings at the dawn of day.


    Beautiful words, but what the fcuk do they mean? I understand he see's a woman, knows she might break his heart but still falls in love.
    Whats the creature of clay all about? :confused:

    My take on that one is he idolised her, perhaps a bit too much, but in the end he realised that she wasn't worth all the thinking time he devoted to her, and she was just, like we all are, a creature made of clay.

    It's a great song anyway. You're listening to the Luke Kelly version I presume?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    I thought I seen Richie Kavanagh there for a sec.....now there's a man who uses lyrics with a neck like a jockey's b***ocks!! :D


    That made my ears bleed


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    My take on that one is he idolised her, perhaps a bit too much, but in the end he realised that she wasn't worth all the thinking time he devoted to her, and she was just, like we all are, a creature made of clay.

    It's a great song anyway. You're listening to the Luke Kelly version I presume?

    Oh that makes sense.. a universal feeling then.
    It is a great song - of course Luke's version, is there any other? ;):p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 804 ✭✭✭yerayeah


    brummytom wrote: »
    Another one I'm wondering if anyone can shed any light on?
    My favourite song at the moment is Raglan Road - Patrick Kavanagh

    On Raglan Road of an Autumn day
    I saw her first and knew,
    That her dark hair would weave a snare
    That I might someday rue.
    I saw the danger and I passed
    Along the enchanted way.
    And I said,"Let grief be a fallen leaf
    At the dawning of the day."

    On Grafton Street in November, we
    Tripped lightly along the ledge
    Of a deep ravine where can be seen
    The worth of passion play.
    The Queen of Hearts still making tarts
    And I not making hay;
    Oh, I loved too much and by such and such
    Is happiness thrown away.

    I gave her gifts of the mind,
    I gave her the secret signs,
    That's known to the artists who have known
    The true gods of sound and stone.
    And her words and tint without stint
    I gave her poems to say
    With her own name there and her own dark hair
    Like clouds over fields of May.

    On a quiet street where old ghosts meet
    I see her walking now,
    And away from me so hurriedly
    My reason must allow.
    That I had loved, not as I should
    A creature made of clay,
    When the angel woos the clay, he'll lose
    His wings at the dawn of day.


    Beautiful words, but what the fcuk do they mean? I understand he see's a woman, knows she might break his heart but still falls in love.
    Whats the creature of clay all about? :confused:
    At a guess, maybe it's a put down, saying she was not capable of loving or something like that...

    Another one I just thought of, what is Lady Gaga spouting on about here...

    "Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
    I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 760 ✭✭✭hbr


    What song lyrics confuse the hell out of you and what's your interpretation? :confused:

    Forget Hendrix, Bowie, Lennon etc.... For sheer gibberish,
    you just can't beat the Bothy Band.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtY6mi0oS2w


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,644 ✭✭✭cml387


    Maybe she'll sigh (an awful lot)
    Maybe she'll cry (and maybe not)
    Maybe she'll find somebody else
    By and by
    To sing to when it's cool and shady
    Where the tricky wicky wacky woo
    If you like Ukulele Lady
    Ukulele Lady like a'you

    Total lyrics breakdown there I think.

    Oh by the way, connect Raglan Road to Dido.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 804 ✭✭✭yerayeah


    hbr wrote: »
    Forget Hendrix, Bowie, Lennon etc.... For sheer gibberish,
    you just can't beat the Bothy Band.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtY6mi0oS2w
    That's Irish, no??

    Irish wasn't my strongest point in school so I don't have a notion whether it is or not!!


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