My knickers has been stolen

lisajane · 22-06-2009 5:06pm #1

4 pairs of them!

I hung a whole load of them onto a peg holder and hung them out on saturday to dry. Took them in today and i am missing 4 pairs of them. They're not even sluty pairs. More like bridget jones.

What kind of sick perverted creature would steal underwear? It doesn't bear thinking off.

mike65 · 22-06-2009 5:06pm

Lucky you, no-one nicks mine. Dunnes standard issue ftw.

WithCheesePlease · 22-06-2009 5:07pm

Eh, they didn't just blow away by any chance did they?!

My name is URL · 22-06-2009 5:07pm

Dispicable behavior

Whats the point in stealing clean underwear?

dylano_k · 22-06-2009 5:08pm

mmmm knickers :rolleyes:

stiff kitten · 22-06-2009 5:11pm

it is the recession isn't it...

desperate times call for desperate measures!

Tar.Aldarion · 22-06-2009 5:11pm

My name is URL wrote: »

Dispicable behavior

Whats the point in stealing clean underwear?

Don't worry, they are not clean anymore.

consultech · 22-06-2009 5:14pm

lisajane wrote: »

My knickers has been stolen

All your lace are belong to us.

derby7 · 22-06-2009 5:25pm

I (ahem cough) found a few pairs today, they must have blown away on the wind. Could you post up a few pics (of you wearing them) so that they can be identified ? pls and thanks. :pac::D

jester77 · 22-06-2009 5:27pm

They got knicked!

happyoutscan · 22-06-2009 5:38pm

sniff

Prof.Badass · 22-06-2009 5:39pm

lisajane wrote: »

What kind of sick perverted creature would steal underwear? It doesn't bear thinking off.

Japanese perverts.

http://everything2.com/title/Japanese%2520teenage%2520girl%2520underwear%2520dispensing%2520machines

Obviously Irish perverts have started doing it too. I blame 4chan.

engrish? · 22-06-2009 5:40pm

lisajane wrote: »

They're not even sluty pairs. More like bridget jones.

Gak.

Fratton Fred · 22-06-2009 5:40pm

Was it half past nine when you hung your knickers on the line?

Numina · 22-06-2009 5:43pm

Feckin' crows.

Senna · 22-06-2009 5:45pm

lisajane wrote: »

They're not even sluty pairs.

Ah sh1t, when ya washing those? i knew i should have waited till next week.

TheZohanS · 22-06-2009 5:45pm

lisajane wrote: »

They're not even sluty pairs. More like bridget jones.

What kind of sick perverted creature would steal underwear? It doesn't bear thinking off.

A subtle message from your OH?

ronbyrne2005 · 22-06-2009 5:49pm

A cat kept stealing knickers in my estate. Took me ages to train the fecker.

googlehead · 22-06-2009 5:50pm

lisajane wrote: »

4 pairs of them!

I hung a whole load of them onto a peg holder and hung them out on saturday to dry. Took them in today and i am missing 4 pairs of them. They're not even sluty pairs. More like bridget jones.

What kind of sick perverted creature would steal underwear? It doesn't bear thinking off.

The best kind:pac:

derby7 · 22-06-2009 5:51pm

It doesn't bear thinking off.

I would say this is more subtle.....replace thinking with winking

Poor Uncle Tom · 22-06-2009 5:52pm

lisajane wrote: »

4 pairs of them!

I hung a whole load of them onto a peg holder and hung them out on saturday to dry. Took them in today and i am missing 4 pairs of them. They're not even sluty pairs. More like bridget jones.

What kind of sick perverted creature would steal underwear? It doesn't bear thinking off.

FOSSETTS needed the material....

Kromdar · 22-06-2009 6:11pm

ronbyrne2005 wrote: »

A cat kept stealing knickers in my estate. Took me ages to train the fecker.

catburglary...

all you have to do is find someone with no bras. assuming they didnt steal them from the neighbours.

An Ard Ri · 22-06-2009 6:11pm

Obviously taken by a Pantheist!

graham41 · 22-06-2009 6:16pm

what colour were they? were they g-strings?:)

Gummy Panda · 22-06-2009 6:19pm

Underpants Gnomes tbh

Lucky for me, i don't suffer from this due to my lack of underpants.

Free and easy i say

cruiser178 · 22-06-2009 6:30pm

lisajane wrote: »

4 pairs of them!

I hung a whole load of them onto a peg holder and hung them out on saturday to dry. Took them in today and i am missing 4 pairs of them. They're not even sluty pairs. More like bridget jones.

What kind of sick perverted creature would steal underwear? It doesn't bear thinking off.

deffo not me,i'd have stole them from the wash basket:D:D:D

Snowie · 22-06-2009 6:42pm

snifffffffffffs

mmmmmm shudders...

you could see your under wear on ebay for a 100 euros !!!!

Tar.Aldarion · 22-06-2009 6:45pm

Senna wrote: »

Ah sh1t, when ya washing those? i knew i should have waited till next week.

A better question is that if she is not washing them, she must be wearing them? It's up to boards to find out why.

Nodin · 22-06-2009 6:45pm

lisajane wrote: »

What kind of sick perverted creature would steal underwear? It doesn't bear thinking off.

...nevermind what makes him think they'd still have a sneaky sniff left in them after washing.....

ronbyrne2005 · 22-06-2009 7:11pm

Nodin wrote: »

...nevermind what makes him think they'd still have a sneaky sniff left in them after washing.....

She wasnt using DAZ like Biddy from Glenroe suggested. "If ya can still smell fanny of your cacks, Lever brothers will give ya your money back"

Fizman · 22-06-2009 7:13pm

OP I have a box of roughly 7-8 pairs, belonging to old flames, in my bedroom. Want some of those? :pac:

The box actually belongs to a PC game. Good old Command and Conquer: Red Alert. Great game!

Overheal · 22-06-2009 7:19pm

ronbyrne2005 wrote: »

A cat kept stealing knickers in my estate. Took me ages to train the fecker.

what were the knickers doing smelling like catnip?

PK2008 · 22-06-2009 7:27pm

lisajane wrote: »

4 pairs of them!

I hung a whole load of them onto a peg holder and hung them out on saturday to dry. Took them in today and i am missing 4 pairs of them. They're not even sluty pairs. More like bridget jones.

What kind of sick perverted creature would steal underwear? It doesn't bear thinking off.

To make 'knicker soup' of course:rolleyes:

Nodin · 22-06-2009 8:40pm

Overheal wrote: »

what were the knickers doing smelling like catnip?

Who knows? Theres something fishy about the whole buisiness.

Hagar · 22-06-2009 8:46pm

The Poles, coming over here stealing our knickers...

MagicMarker · 22-06-2009 8:48pm

Only poor people use a washing line.

FlutterinBantam · 22-06-2009 8:49pm

lisajane wrote: »

4 pairs of them!

I hung a whole load of them onto a peg holder and hung them out on saturday to dry. Took them in today and i am missing 4 pairs of them. They're not even sluty pairs. More like bridget jones.

What kind of sick perverted creature would steal underwear? It doesn't bear thinking off.

The starlings ate them, they love fresh fanny batter:cool:

dutchcat · 22-06-2009 9:03pm

was there any scone mix in them:p:p:p

damo86 · 22-06-2009 9:04pm

I have your knickers... my dog is wearing them:cool:

jester77 · 22-06-2009 9:30pm

Was that old man, he took them,
he played knick nack with his bone,
with a knick nack paddy whack, then he was all done,
that old man went rolling home!