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My lovely horse!

  • 20-06-2009 11:03pm
    #1
    A P
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 382 ✭✭


    The website www.claretandblueclub.com has just been launched. The Claret & Blue Club has been set up to give Drogheda United FC a strong financial platform. For a €5 weekly subscription, members will be entered in a monthly prize draw and receive a range of other benefits, including discounts in various local businesses, free Drogs merchandise, discounted season tickets etc.
    The first monthly Claret & Blue Club draw will take place at the Bray Wanderers match in United Park on July 17th.

    First prize is a week's sun holiday courtesy of Thomas Cook

    Second prize is a little bit different - read on....

    http://www.ekkoshish.com/Funny%20Horse%20Smile.jpg

    MY LOVELY HORSE
    Win a share in a racehorse for a day!

    Here in the Claret & Blue Club our standards don't allow us to trot out the same tired old puns. We are committed to whipping you into a frenzy with this fantastic prize, but before we race away with ourselves, let's keep track of what's going on.


    Profile of the horse:

    Funatfuntasia is owned by the Claret & Blue Syndicate. He's 5 years old (but says he's nearly 6) and his favourite food is sugar lumps. He has raced 31 times, and has won 3 and been placed in 9 more. No donkey so! He has won prizemoney of €36,101 in his career - not bad for a 5 year-old.

    He was a nightmare to rear in the early years and was liable to stirrup trouble from time to time. It took a fine filly to tame him. He met her one Saturday afternoon in his favourite place - you guessed it - Funtasia! He asked her out and fell at the first hurdle, but they are now in a stable relationship. At the weekends he loves horsing around and going to visit the in-laws in Canterbury. When he grows up he wants to be Kauto Star or Red Rum.

    The Prize

    The winner of July's monthly draw will be able to sample the thrills and spills of owning a racehorse. When Funatfuntasia races again, you could be joining the other owners in the parade ring, rubbing shoulders with the movers and shakers in Irish racing. You'll be able to turf out your work clothes and don your best silks for the day. If you're lucky you might make it into the winners enclosure, and if the worst comes to the worst, you'll be able to join the syndicate for some fine cuisine in the restaurant.

    The Draw

    The winner will be announced at the Bray Wanderers match on July 17th in United Park. See www.claretandblueclub.com for more details.

    P.S. the author of the above has been arrested for crimes against humour. Hopefilly he will live to tell the tail.


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  • #2
    dundalkbhoy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 143 ✭✭dundalkbhoy


    great idea seen your post on oriel web dundalk talk:cool:


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