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Fixies and Fingertips

  • 19-06-2009 1:32pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,604 ✭✭✭


    Was in a bike shop yesterday evening and the mechanic was waiting on an ambulance to take him to hospital cos he got his finger caught somewhere it shouldn't have been. I didn't probe anymore as I didn't really want to know the gory details. Just thought I'd remind the fixie owners to be careful where you poke your fingers.

    There's a pertinent picture at the bottom of this page: http://www.sheldonbrown.com/fixed.html


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,400 ✭✭✭Caroline_ie


    tha happened to me a couple of week while wiping the chain tyoo close to the chain ring and was traumatised for the next few days, just caugh it on time but bled a bit. Was told that there is a video somewhere that shows what happens when you don't pay attention. I refuse to see it having had a very bad fright myself... I learnt my lessons, will never wash my fixie again.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,995 ✭✭✭✭blorg


    Jesus nasty, I have seen the pics before all right and am very careful any time I am working on mine. What bike shop was it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,604 ✭✭✭petethedrummer


    blorg wrote: »
    Jesus nasty, I have seen the pics before all right and am very careful any time I am working on mine. What bike shop was it?
    I'd rather not say, the guy might be embarassed. We all make mistakes in work but usually get away with it.


  • Moderators, Politics Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 24,269 Mod ✭✭✭✭Chips Lovell


    When I saw the title I thought for a moment that you were the one who'd defingered yourself.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,525 ✭✭✭kona


    what the hell was he doing to cause that? ouch:o hope he is okay and didnt get the tip cut off.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,220 ✭✭✭✭Lumen


    Worse things can happen.

    Warning: the preceeding link may cause severe leg-crossing among male readers.


  • Moderators, Politics Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 24,269 Mod ✭✭✭✭Chips Lovell


    Lumen wrote: »
    Worse things can happen.

    Warning: the preceeding link may cause severe leg-crossing among male readers.

    You're a one man compendium of painful penis stories.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,525 ✭✭✭kona


    Lumen wrote: »
    Worse things can happen.

    Warning: the preceeding link may cause severe leg-crossing among male readers.


    How the **** can you get your dick caught in a bikes drivetrain:confused: I know some people love their bikes, there is a line.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,220 ✭✭✭✭Lumen


    kona wrote: »
    How the **** can you get your dick caught in a bikes drivetrain:confused: I know some people love their bikes, there is a line.

    Which some are prepared to cross.


  • Moderators, Politics Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 24,269 Mod ✭✭✭✭Chips Lovell


    What I want to know Lumen is where you find this stuff. Are you casually reading literature on trauma and just remembered this one, or, when you saw this, did you go "hmmm, wonder if anyone's ever got their lad in a drivetrain?" and go off and Google it. Either way, I'm worried about you.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,220 ✭✭✭✭Lumen


    Ever since I first read that Sheldon article, it's seemed like an accident waiting to happen.

    Naked bike maintenance is normal, right?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,995 ✭✭✭✭blorg


    Lumen wrote: »
    Which some are prepared to cross.
    All I need is the "news.bbc.co.uk" and then "scotland/glasgow_and_west" in the URL to know what's at the end of that link.

    There is a photo on your other link not immediately visible, but if you scroll up...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,604 ✭✭✭petethedrummer


    blorg wrote: »
    There is a photo on your other link not immediately visible, but if you scroll up...

    hmmm to look or not too look......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,604 ✭✭✭petethedrummer


    Holy Jesus


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,747 ✭✭✭Wez


    Some of the stuff in that book.. I feel queezy!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,297 ✭✭✭✭Jawgap


    Was in a bike shop yesterday evening and the mechanic was waiting on an ambulance to take him to hospital cos he got his finger caught somewhere it shouldn't have been. I didn't probe anymore as I didn't really want to know the gory details. Just thought I'd remind the fixie owners to be careful where you poke your fingers.

    There's a pertinent picture at the bottom of this page: http://www.sheldonbrown.com/fixed.html


    Hang on........he burst his finger and he needed an ambulance to go to hospital!!!!!:confused: Don't tell me he phoned 999 too!

    Was the employer too tight to spring for a taxi?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,747 ✭✭✭Wez


    In fairness, I wouldn't exactly be standing there twiddling my thumb, waiting for people to decide who's paying for the taxi!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,297 ✭✭✭✭Jawgap


    Wez wrote: »
    In fairness, I wouldn't exactly be standing there twiddling my thumb, waiting for people to decide who's paying for the taxi!

    If he did his finger he probably couldn't twiddle anything.

    Hopefully he's ok.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,234 ✭✭✭flickerx


    I made a mess of my finger with a fixed drivetrain before.

    Made even more a mess of it trying to fix it myself. Go to a doctor!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,995 ✭✭✭✭blorg


    flickerx wrote: »
    I made a mess of my finger with a fixed drivetrain before.

    Made even more a mess of it trying to fix it myself. Go to a doctor!
    I seem to remember that is what we all told you when you posted about it at the time :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,525 ✭✭✭kona


    Lumen wrote: »
    Which some are prepared to cross.

    Hope he used some wet lube:D:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23 drcopernicus


    el tonto wrote: »
    You're a one man compendium of painful penis stories.

    Warning - do not scroll up to Fig. 4 or you will see a "complete degloving of the penis". Stupid ****ing up-arrow. Blunt penile trauma is only one kind of trauma. There are others. *goes to a happy place. a happy place!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,505 ✭✭✭✭DirkVoodoo


    Another reason I don't go fixed. I have had a few moments where the freewheel has kept all my digits intact.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭The tax man


    Warning - do not scroll up to Fig. 4 or you will see a "complete degloving of the penis". Stupid ****ing up-arrow. Blunt penile trauma is only one kind of trauma. There are others. *goes to a happy place. a happy place!

    :eek::eek: Too late...Damn curiosity.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 697 ✭✭✭biomed32


    Jawgap wrote: »
    Hang on........he burst his finger and he needed an ambulance to go to hospital!!!!!:confused: Don't tell me he phoned 999 too!

    Was the employer too tight to spring for a taxi?
    i believe its a health and safety thing, insurance or somthing i was pretty disturbed by how quick my own manager reached for the phone when i burnt my arm in work last week, there was also the finger trapped in the emergency exit door in work at christmas, i refused the ambulance on both occasions, minor injuries that they are and went back to work straight away, but not after filing an incident report lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 385 ✭✭stopped_clock


    "degloving"

    :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 154 ✭✭crazydingo


    I almost messed up a finger before whilst cleaning my nice gold kmc chain. That's when I learned to just clean it by sections rather than holding a cloth there while spinning the cranks :eek:


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