Death Race 2009

johnny_knoxvile

Ok, while this game might seem a little morbid, it's nothing worse than what gets posted in After Hours at present.

Rules of the game; pick 10 celebs who you reckon will expire before 2010 and how they will meet their maker.

One point for each correct answer! The winner on New Years day gets to do a Tequila body shot with Mary Harney.

Example:
1) Pete Doherty - savaged by mouse on youtube
2) hugh Heffner - silicone poisoning

**this game is not intended to offend those with a delicate constitution. But this is AH!

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That's a terrible example. You're supposed to pick ten people, not two. How can you expect us to play by the rules if you don't follow them yourself?

Pop's Diner

3. Johnny Knoxville (1971-2009). Murdered by a pedant

Fink Goddie

1) Alex Ferguson (Heart Attack when Liverpool win the league in May)
2) Nelson Mandela
3) Patrick Swayze
4) Bobby Robson
5) Gazza
6) Amy Winehouse
7) Kirk Douglas
8) Margaret Tatcher (with any luck)
9) Ian Paisley ("")
10) June Brown (Dot Cotton)

Puddleduck

Didnt you do a thread already with the same title?

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Pop's Diner wrote: »

3. Johnny Knoxville (1971-2009). Murdered by a pedant

Not if he murders me first...

phasers

Nobody will die. Everyone lives forever.

johnny_knoxvile

Puddleduck wrote: »

Didnt you do a thread already with the same title?

sorry mobile phone glitch!

johnny_knoxvile

Pop's Diner wrote: »

3. Johnny Knoxville (1971-2009). Murdered by a pedant

glad you think of me as a celeb but you still have 9 more to go.

Fink Goddie

Pop's Diner wrote: »

3. Johnny Knoxville (1971-2009). Murdered by a pedant

You forgot the full stop.

johnny_knoxvile

01) Gary Glitter - Swing Ball accident.

02) Sly Stallone - heart attack.

03) Pete Doherty - healthy living.

04) Kanya West - Gay Fish attack.
05) Hugh Heffener - viagra O.D.
06) David Hasselhoff - blood cloth from leather trousers.
07) Lady GaGa - Ky Jelly drowning.
08) Pamela Anderson

09) Lindsey Lohan.

10) Michael Jackson - chokes on a jelly baby while stroking bubbles.

Fink Goddie

What will happen to Lindsey? dyke accident in Holland?

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johnny_knoxvile wrote: »

1) Pete Doherty - savaged by mouse on youtube
2) hugh Heffner - silicone poisoning

johnny_knoxvile wrote: »

03) Pete Doherty - healthy living.
05) Hugh Heffener - viagra O.D.

Why are you so fascinated with Hugh Hefner and Pete Doherty?

Degsy

Vincenzo White Reef wrote: »

Why are you so fascinated with Hugh Hefner and Pete Doherty?

He wishes to die from a cocktail of heroin and viagra..

johnny_knoxvile

Vincenzo White Reef wrote: »

Why are you so fascinated with Hugh Hefner and Pete Doherty?

i've partied with both of them and i figure they only have a couple of months left!

Gannicus

Britney Spears - Drugs OD
Christian Bale - Beaten to death on a film set
Hugh Heffner -Heart attack
Rosie O'Donnell - Collapse under her own weight
Hugh Jackman - Wolverine sex act gone wrong
Pete Doherty - Liver failure
Lindsey Lohan - Accidental OD
Brad Pitt - Assassinated by Jennifer Aniston / Angelina Jolie
Barack Obama - Assassinated
Christiano Ronaldo - Car Crash
Partick Farroe (mia farroe's bro) - suspicious circumstances

Fink Goddie

Big Steve wrote: »

Britney Spears - Drugs OD
Christian Bale - Beaten to death on a film set
Hugh Heffner -Heart attack
Rosie O'Donnell - Collapse under her own weight
Hugh Jackman - Wolverine sex act gone wrong
Pete Doherty - Liver failure
Lindsey Lohan - Accidental OD
Brad Pitt - Assassinated by Jennifer Aniston / Angelina Jolie
Barack Obama - Assassinated
Christiano Ronaldo - Car Crash

Here's hoping

Blazer

Fink Goddie wrote: »

1) Alex Ferguson (Heart Attack when Liverpool win the league in May)

sorry....fantasy is not allowed
Has to be someone with a real chance of dying

Jet Black

Jordan - Gets a series with MTV called 'Jordan in space' but all the fuel is used getting her tits off the ground and she cant return.

Kerry Katona - Pretends to have cancer so everyone will have pity on her, Fails and falls into a volcano.

Posh Spice - dies of obesity

Mary Harney - anorexia

Biffo - Caught leaving the coutry with a suitcase full of Irish Bonds, is shot when this is discovered, only to be found there worth 34euro

Jennifer Lopez - The bottom falls out of her buisnessess and she jumps out of her jet.

Tom Cruise - Gang probed for the next year dies of anal bleeding

Mask(Me) - To much sex drugs and rock and roll. I die at 11.59am new years but am brought back at 12.01 Only to live another hundred years

Gannicus

Mask wrote: »

Jordan - Gets a series with MTV called 'Jordan in space' but all the fuel is used getting her tits off the ground and she cant return.

Kerry Katona - Pretends to have cancer so everyone will have pity on her, Fails and falls into a volcano.

Posh Spice - dies of obesity

Mary Harney - anorexia

Biffo - Caught leaving the coutry with a suitcase full of Irish Bonds, is shot when this is discovered, only to be found there worth 34euro

Biffo eaten by Mary Hearney.

Mary Hearney chokes on a biffo bone

Loomis

David Carradine - Heart attack while spring cleaning his closet.

johnny_knoxvile

Mr. Anderson wrote: »

David Carradine - Heart attack while spring cleaning his closet.

brings new meaning to "cock duster".

Fink Goddie

Mathew Reilly wrote: »

sorry....fantasy is not allowed
Has to be someone with a real chance of dying

His big red nose will explode as Stevie lifts the premier league trophy!

Oh The Humanity

Peaches Geldof -Will die of a broken heart when the Paparazzi begin to ignore her, stampeding over her to get to the more attractive and newsworthy half sister Tiger Lily. She will die in the gutter with no knickers on.

Madonna -the ghastly old bag will die of face poisoning syndrome but no one will notice as her plastic carcass fails to decompose, her decrepit crotch still automatically points twords any passing camera.

Kerry Katona, will die when her seams split after 27 more boob reduction and expansion surgeries and too many days with her face in a KFC bucket and nights with her nose in a jumbo bag of marching powder.

Gok Wan and Christiano Ronaldo will die in a lovers suicide pact sparked off by a row over a pair of tweezers.

All the Loose women will die after tearing each other limb from limb in a disagreement over whos got the least wrinkly arse.

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Degsy wrote: »

He wishes to die from a cocktail of heroin and viagra..

Emphasis on "cock" in Hefner's case due to his promiscuity, and becuase Doherty is a prick.

minidazzler

Miley Cyrus - Anal Overdose. Too much Daddy loving. Or at least a sex tape will leak.

The Jonas Brothers - One of them will top themselves.

Beyonce - Jay Z will go all Ike Turner on her.

Chris Brown - Rihanna will get Jealous when he starts dating someone else and have his break liness cut.

Elton John - In one of his mansions peacefully.

Martin Scorcese - Failed Liver

Mark Wahlberg - Steroid induced Coma.

Jeremy Clarkson - Car Crash

Jimmy Carr - Beaten to death after show.

Michael Cera - Choking on his own Vomit after a party.

Gannicus

Captain planet dies from global warming

Loomis

Hugh Laurie - From unidentified symptoms that could only have been deciphered by Gregory House M.D.

Gannicus

Mr. Anderson wrote: »

Hugh Laurie - From unidentified symptoms that could only have been deciphered by Gregory House M.D.

Gregory house M.D. murdered by Doogie Howser M.D.

Loomis

Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox - Killed by Asimo whom they gave to each other as gifts to celebrate the success of their new movie

yurmothrintites

Tara Reid - Suffers a drug induced heart-attack when in a multiple dwarf orgy in the back of a trailer.

johnny_knoxvile

Tara Reid Dwarf tossing?

yurmothrintites

Sure why not, it seems like the perfect way to go...

Fink Goddie

johnny_knoxvile wrote: »

01) Gary Glitter - Swing Ball accident.

02) Sly Stallone - heart attack.

03) Pete Doherty - healthy living.

04) Kanya West - Gay Fish attack.
05) Hugh Heffener - viagra O.D.
06) David Hasselhoff - blood cloth from leather trousers.
07) Lady GaGa - Ky Jelly drowning.
08) Pamela Anderson

09) Lindsey Lohan.

10) Michael Jackson - chokes on a jelly baby while stroking bubbles.

You get the first point!

AlkalineAcid

It looks like Lindsay's next in line!

upmeath

3 from Hollywood
Clint Eastwood (tipping 80 now)
Mick Jagger (never know, it could be his year :rolleyes: )
Owen Wilson (take two...)

3 from World Politics
Mahmoud Ahmedinejad (wishful thinking, even with current unrest)
Kim Jong Il (probable, due to poor health)
Fidel Castro (probable, due to poor health)

3 closer to home
Margaret Thatcher (going on 84)
Queen Lizzy (as above)
Ian Puzzley (and again)
Just checking DOBs here, amazing how 3 of the most contentious figures to Irish people were born within 6 months of each other! :eek:

Last but not least...
Papus Benedictus Maximus Latinus Dudus

AlkalineAcid

upmeath wrote: »

Ian Puzzley (and again)

This thread is the first result when searching google for Ian Puzzley.

IceICEbaby

johnny_knoxvile wrote: »

10) Michael Jackson - chokes on a jelly baby while stroking bubbles.

HOW COULD YOU HAVE KNOWN???

johnny_knoxvile

IceICEbaby wrote: »

HOW COULD YOU HAVE KNOWN???

Bubbles said one of these days he's going to mix up his meds and Jelly Babies.