I knew the day would come...

Mr Benevolent

My girlfriend and her sister are currently flying Sydney to stay for a year. I'll be three months behind.

Sigh... I miss her.

Come on AHers... do your worst/best to cheer me up.

Overheal

Whats her number?

Mr. CooL ICE

PI is thattaway ====>

keefg

Ahh....but who are you missing? The GF....or her sister?

run after the plane, bang on the glass and yell "please don't go!!!"

jigglywoo

Buy a hamster, a piano and some popcorn.

Overheal

jigglywoo wrote: »

Buy a hamster, a piano and some popcorn.

... done.

admiralofthefleet

get a pound of liver and an old jam jar

mukki

bluewolf wrote: »

run after the plane, bang on the glass and yell "please don't go!!!"

were you in brazille lately?

jigglywoo

Just be glad she's not flying with Air France :P

CreepingDeath

Confab wrote: »

My girlfriend and her sister are currently flying Sydney to stay for a year. I'll be three months behind.

That helps the maths... 3 months minus one year is 9 months.
Any babies she has in Austrailia are not yours.
Any she has when she returns to Ireland are.

Berty

Better hope that all the guys she sleeps with in Australia have smaller Penii than you!!!

Overheal

jigglywoo wrote: »

Just be glad she's not flying with Air France :P

too soon...

phasers

I bet she's already riding another guy.


Enjoy your hand

moretothegirl

Confab wrote: »

My girlfriend and her sister are currently flying Sydney to stay for a year. I'll be three months behind.

Sigh... I miss her.

Come on AHers... do your worst/best to cheer me up.

just go book a flight and go after her! life is too short to be playin by the rules! screw all your excuses to stay behind such as work etc just be a rebel and do what you want for once.
you could get knocked down by a bus tomorrow and what would it all have been worth?? just go!!!!

(by posting this message ive just convinced myself to go book a holiday too woohoo!!)

ScumLord

You can spend 3 months finding the best STD in the land, you don't want to go over empty handed.

Then you can swap it for one of the many aussie ones she'll be picking up over there.

jimmycrackcorm

Confab wrote: »

Sigh... I miss her.

Yes, but which one?

My name is URL

She's banging Skippy now, tough break man

Interceptor

Berty wrote: »

Penii

Penises ffs. She's probably after getting on the other bus by now...

'cptr

Vain

Do something for the next 3months to surprise the gf, like hit the gym to keep yourself busy and get fit. Im sure that will keep your gf busy when you head over in three months. Nice surprise for her too.

phasers

You should ring your girlfriend and tell her you've been shagging her sister for months.

BaconZombie

Do you thing they will both join the mile-high club together ?

Confab wrote: »

My girlfriend and her sister are currently flying Sydney to stay for a year. I'll be three months behind.

Sigh... I miss her.

Come on AHers... do your worst/best to cheer me up.

keefg wrote: »

Ahh....but who are you missing? The GF....or her sister?

mukki

phasers wrote: »

You should ring your girlfriend and tell her you've been shagging her sister for months.

priceless



we have a winner,

i think everyone else can give up trying to be funny.

Captain-America

Confab wrote: »

Sigh... I miss her.

Yeah, me too.

Professey Chin

Ah quit your whinging and get a hooker
We aint here to support nobody

Aidric

Grow a pair.

Mr Benevolent

Aidric wrote: »

Grow a pair.

I'm male. Growing boobs is difficult no matter how much I want them.

Acacia

*hug*

Captain-America

Confab wrote: »

I'm male. Growing boobs is difficult no matter how much I want them.

He meant testicles.






I wish I was Captain Obvious.

phasers

Captain-America wrote: »

He meant testicles.






I wish I was Captain Obvious.

Yeah he's way cooler than you

Captain-America

phasers wrote: »

Yeah he's way cooler than you

I cry personal abuse.

phasers

Captain-America wrote: »

I cry personal abuse.

I cry denial.

Mr Benevolent

I cry.

Ok, not really.

My name is URL

I came

phasers

My name is URL wrote: »

I came

I like you, kid

Maddison

Confab wrote: »

I cry.

Ok, not really.

You can borrow my boobs if it gets too hard for ya:p

Saibh

Captain-America wrote: »

I cry personal abuse.

phasers wrote: »

I cry denial.

Confab wrote: »

I cry.

Ok, not really.

A lot of crying going on...

Maddison

Hes a cry ba:D

phasers

Saibh wrote: »

A lot of crying going on...

Everybody misses the OP's girlfriend a lot

Saibh

phasers wrote: »

Everybody misses the OP's girlfriend a lot

But not the sister

ScumLord

Maddison wrote: »

You can borrow my boobs if it gets too hard for ya:p

Now confab, I bet your glad the GFs in Australia.

Mimikyu

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the_dark_side

Confab, I think you could have been asking for it when you posted this message, because maybe somewhere in the back of your mind you may have been expecting that people would be thinking that "..oh, I bet shes with all these others guys now...blah blah", and that you wanted your deepest and most instinctive paranoid suspicions reafirmed...

In many ways, its a form of obsession, that the cuckhold male within you (and there is a bit of it in all of us) would fantasize like this. I think that you would have expected other guys to think the same, now you have your most paranoid fantasies almost realised, why else would you have pasted up on boards.ie in large font, the fact that you miss your girlfriend, for all the world to see?

Otherwise, you may be a genuinely nice guy, and really miss your gf, and if so, I apologise for my rant. Good evening

Maddison

ScumLord wrote: »

Now confab, I bet your glad the GFs in Australia.

Must think before I post, must think before I post, must think before I post, must think before I post etc etc:D

bronte

Awww....Sure 3 months is nothing! Yil be grand.

Professey Chin

My name is URL wrote: »

I came

I saw

Maddison

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

I saw

But I conquered:p

Mr Benevolent

the_dark_side wrote: »

Confab, I think you could have been asking for it when you posted this message, because maybe somewhere in the back of your mind you may have been expecting that people would be thinking that "..oh, I bet shes with all these others guys now...blah blah", and that you wanted your deepest and most instinctive paranoid suspicions reafirmed...

In many ways, its a form of obsession, that the cuckhold male within you (and there is a bit of it in all of us) would fantasize like this. I think that you would have expected other guys to think the same, now you have your most paranoid fantasies almost realised, why else would you have pasted up on boards.ie in large font, the fact that you miss your girlfriend, for all the world to see?

Otherwise, you may be a genuinely nice guy, and really miss your gf, and if so, I apologise for my rant. Good evening

I don't know whether I'd class myself as a genuinely nice guy, but I do miss her. I posted on AH because I knew I (and the rest of AH) would get a laugh out of it.

Sofiztikated

What if, right, follow me on this one, what if:

She didn't actually go to Australia.

What if she only told you that, so you'd f*ck off and stop following her around?

What if she actually went to Cavan?

What if she is actually all these other posters, and is laughing at you from the other side of the interwebz?

What if she infected you with a nasty STD before she left for Cavan, and didn't want to tell you?

What if she is me?

Does that mean, I have an STD? :eek:

phasers

Sofiztikated wrote: »

What if, right, follow me on this one, what if:

She didn't actually go to Australia.

What if she only told you that, so you'd f*ck off and stop following her around?

What if she actually went to Cavan?

What if she is actually all these other posters, and is laughing at you from the other side of the interwebz?

What if she infected you with a nasty STD before she left for Cavan, and didn't want to tell you?

What if she is me?

Does that mean, I have an STD? :eek:

By Jaysus no, I'd never go to Cavan

Mr Benevolent

Sofiztikated wrote: »

What if, right, follow me on this one, what if:

She didn't actually go to Australia.

What if she only told you that, so you'd f*ck off and stop following her around?

What if she actually went to Cavan?

What if she is actually all these other posters, and is laughing at you from the other side of the interwebz?

What if she infected you with a nasty STD before she left for Cavan, and didn't want to tell you?

What if she is me?

Does that mean, I have an STD? :eek:

Sorry to be the one to tell you, but this isn't the Matrix. Sorry.