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How many jews can you fit in a vw golf?

CAPSLOCK365 · 2009-06-10 15:32:32

about 4 comfortably, I'd say. 5 at a squeeze.

10-06-2009 3:32pm

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about 4 comfortably, I'd say. 5 at a squeeze.

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#2 10-06-2009 3:33pm

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In before LOCK!

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#3 10-06-2009 3:33pm

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okay.

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#4 10-06-2009 3:33pm

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I heard a joke about this exact subject recently, is that maybe where you got the idea for this thread

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#5 10-06-2009 3:33pm

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Bye.

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#6 10-06-2009 3:34pm

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Jewish dwarves - 17.

I've tried it.

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#7 10-06-2009 3:34pm

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Are you that guy that got banned for anti-Semitism, perchance?

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#8 10-06-2009 3:34pm

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Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

In before LOCK!

Damn!! Beat me to it....

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#9 10-06-2009 3:35pm

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CAPSLOCK365 wrote: »

about 4 comfortably, I'd say. 5 at a squeeze.

How did the english exam go on Sunday?

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#10 10-06-2009 3:35pm

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There's an anti-joke thread in the humour forum...

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#11 10-06-2009 3:35pm

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Craigsy wrote: »

I heard a joke about this exact subject recently, is that maybe where you got the idea for this thread

doubt it.

Someone sent me the list of anti-jokes for the fortieth time.
I came up with one of my own (at least i thought I did)

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#12 10-06-2009 3:36pm

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with out human rights getting ivovled id like to say 30

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#13 10-06-2009 3:37pm

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Pffft. Robbed from the Anti-joke thread in Humour..

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#14 10-06-2009 3:37pm

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Whats the secret of good comedy timing.

My joke laughs at your joke.

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#15 10-06-2009 3:37pm

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This has to be my first IBL....yeah baby...I'm losin' my cherry!!!

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#16 10-06-2009 3:37pm

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Is the fact that it's a German car have some sort of relevance?

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#17 10-06-2009 3:38pm

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Wonders did the OP leave his account logged in somewhere he shouldn't have?

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#18 10-06-2009 3:38pm

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monkeyfudge wrote: »

Is the fact that it's a German car have some sort of relevance?

yes.

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#19 10-06-2009 3:39pm

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todolist wrote: »

This has to be my first IBL....yeah baby...I'm losin' my cherry!!!

Its actually IBTL. Like many others before you losing their cherry you peaked too soon

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#20 10-06-2009 3:40pm

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CAPSLOCK365 wrote: »

yes.

Really?

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#21 10-06-2009 3:41pm

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Keenan Long Rack wrote: »

Really?

yes, yes.

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#22 10-06-2009 3:41pm

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o rly?

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#23 10-06-2009 3:41pm

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I'm Jewish... Can't figure out if I should be offended or not though.

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#24 10-06-2009 3:42pm

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CAPSLOCK365 wrote: »

yes, yes.

No no no no no no..........

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#25 10-06-2009 3:43pm

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That joke was around at the time of Abraham, but it was less funny because the VW Golf hadn't been invented.

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#26 10-06-2009 3:43pm

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUmdvA8-hSg

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#27 10-06-2009 3:45pm

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peasant wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUmdvA8-hSg

ahhh, but the Beetle is a different animal altogether.

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#28 10-06-2009 5:08pm

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Hey, chuckles. Do that again and it's a permanent ban.

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