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Table Quiz Name

  • 10-06-2009 11:36am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 280 ✭✭


    Need one for Thursday night, feel free to give me your ideas!
    Team of four, leaving out the cheese would be appreciated.

    Thanks!


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Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    NedTermo's Wrong Downstairs Table Quiz Team

    [edit]
    If you're looking for a name for the actual quiz itself then I suggest:

    The Let's Not Have A Repeat Of Last Year Please People Quiz.
    [/edit]


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭cardio,shoot me


    the fantastic four, but i think it may be in use.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 280 ✭✭NedTermo


    the fantastic four, but i think it may be in use.

    kind of what i meant when i said to leave out the cheese, thanks anyway!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    Mentored team


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Hello <team of four>, we're going to play a little game. You hold in your hands the key to your future. All of you enter, only one can walk out.

    Yeah, too long.

    Or "Leave yer mobiles off, none of yer cheatin yiz bastids Quiz"
    Or "Both hands on the table at all times Quiz"
    Or "Guess the sound. Orgasm or Sneeze? Quiz"
    Or "Ass or elbow Quiz"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 280 ✭✭NedTermo


    chin_grin wrote: »
    Hello <team of four>, we're going to play a little game. You hold in your hands the key to your future. All of you enter, only one can walk out.

    Yeah, too long.

    Or "Leave yer mobiles off, none of yer cheatin yiz bastids Quiz"
    Or "Both hands on the table at all times Quiz"
    Or "Guess the sound. Orgasm or Sneeze? Quiz"
    Or "Ass or elbow Quiz"

    Looking for a team name more than anything..u feeling alright?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,330 ✭✭✭niallon


    The F**king Eejits, that's the one I always use anyways! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    The Seamless Scrotes


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,661 ✭✭✭General Zod


    "Mobile Phones are ruining the Table Quiz as we know it"

    "Stranger Danger"

    "Bad Touch C.B.S."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,942 ✭✭✭Danbo!


    "Norfolk Enchants"

    "Quizteam Aguilera"


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 49 lilywhites1982


    I have a novel idea. Wherever you're sitting in the pub count the tables involved in the competition, then count what position you are in the anti-clockwise circuit. If you are position 8 of 10, then call your team (now I know this is a bit outlandish) but Team 8.

    Otherwise just call it, 'We're all suicidal and if we don't win this quiz our self-esteem will be at an all time low and we may take the leap of the edge' or maybe Boys on Tour is just best.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,367 ✭✭✭✭watna


    Team Retardo


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    NedTermo wrote: »
    Team of four, leaving out the cheese would be appreciated.

    The Lactose Intolerants. ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    NedTermo wrote: »
    Looking for a team name more than anything..u feeling alright?

    No. But may I add "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah" with a facepalm.

    The Three plus one Amigos? And when you come in you can do the "dance" from the movie.

    Or The Ninja Turtles (of course just to note that each of my suggestions are probably going to involve dressing up in some way).

    Or Rockers v Mods two of you can dress up as mods the other as rockers.

    Or The Bailiffs (may need suitcases suits and wigs)

    Or The Horsemen (and come in as each of them from the Apocalypse)

    Or Fast Food Chain (one as McD's, Burger King, Supermacs and Abrekebabra)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,296 ✭✭✭RandolphEsq


    Landreau Feelingstrom's Banal Adventures


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 280 ✭✭NedTermo


    chin_grin wrote: »
    No. But may I add "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah" with a facepalm.

    The Three plus one Amigos? And when you come in you can do the "dance" from the movie.

    Or The Ninja Turtles (of course just to note that each of my suggestions are probably going to involve dressing up in some way).

    Or Rockers v Mods two of you can dress up as mods the other as rockers.

    Or The Bailiffs (may need suitcases suits and wigs)

    Or The Horsemen (and come in as each of them from the Apocalypse)

    Or Fast Food Chain (one as McD's, Burger King, Supermacs and Abrekebabra)

    I like where your going but I think dressing up is out the window


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 359 ✭✭jigglywoo


    I was at a pub quiz last night and someone had the name "4 skin heads" but the guy in charge wasn't sure if they meant "foreskin heads".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    NedTermo wrote: »
    I like where your going but I think dressing up is out the window

    The An Heroes?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    The Illiterate Quintet


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    The Dyscalculia Five


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,639 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    You could use:
    "Hey everyone! The cubicles in the gents toilets all have glory holes. What kind of people are the partrons of this pub?"

    Then sit back and enjoy the show as irate homophobes beat up the quiz master

    OR

    Then sit back and enjoy the show as irate homophiles beat up the quiz master


    Either way a laugh inducing beating takes place.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 280 ✭✭NedTermo


    The good ones are starting to flow now, keep em coming!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Can I be obvious and say The Four Skins?

    EDIT: Ah, no wait it was mentioned before. Grrr.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Call yourselves Turd Fergusons Rectum Rangers


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 280 ✭✭NedTermo


    chin_grin wrote: »
    Can I be obvious and say The Four Skins?

    EDIT: Ah, no wait it was mentioned before. Grrr.

    Had that one already, back to the drawing board!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Four Play

    Here Four a Laugh.

    Dunno.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 359 ✭✭jigglywoo


    Well oil beef hooked


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    The Shy Tea Bags.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,661 ✭✭✭General Zod


    The Quiz team formerly known as Prince


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 163 ✭✭CAPSLOCK365


    AC aSilhouetteOfMilan scaramouche scaramouche


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,592 ✭✭✭✭Dont be at yourself


    Go topical: we're using Hung Fu this week, but Death by Misadventure and Skeletons In The Closet were alternatives.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Call yourselves "We're too dumb to win this quiz, we couldn't even think of a name for ourselves"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 456 ✭✭kildara


    The Shy Teds


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    The B Sharps. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 359 ✭✭jigglywoo


    NedTermo wrote: »
    Team of four, leaving out the cheese would be appreciated.

    I guess Smegg Heads are out then.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,916 ✭✭✭RonMexico


    Three Men In A Little Lady?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    The Daytime TV addicts

    The supermodels

    Fianna Fail


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 280 ✭✭NedTermo


    RonMexico wrote: »
    Three Men In A Little Lady?

    Not bad there are 3 blokes and 1 woman


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 72 ✭✭Starman07


    Cock Punch


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 280 ✭✭NedTermo


    Still haven't found the one I want, keep em comin~!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    The Can't Be Arses


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,836 ✭✭✭Sir Gallagher


    The Hairy Bowseys.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    I was once part of the tablequiz team "The Massed Ranks of the Shuffling Undead"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 280 ✭✭NedTermo


    I'll give you some background to the members to make it easier

    1) Male, average height and build, Brad Pitt esqe
    2) Male, tall, big long beard, Ming the Merciless esque
    3) Male, short, of Greek descent, Stellios esque
    4) Female, small lady

    All in the mid twenties to early thirties range


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    NedTermo wrote: »
    I'll give you some background to the members to make it easier

    1) Male, average height and build, Brad Pitt esqe
    2) Male, tall, big long beard, Ming the Merciless esque
    3) Male, short, of Greek descent, Stellios esque
    4) Female, small lady


    3 Gheys and a Little Lady?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    NedTermo wrote: »
    Not bad there are 3 blokes and 1 woman

    The cock-blockers

    The 6-ballers

    The 4 non-blondes

    3 men and a little lady

    The "Not as thick as we look" team


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 49 lilywhites1982


    Is that Stellios from Easy Jet, I hate those Easy Jet bastards. Down with your quiz team!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 857 ✭✭✭markok84


    The return of the purple headed warriors and the furry cup.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    I duno what you yee should be called but do you realise yee can spit-roast and baste her at the same time?



    Edit: I apologise for any offence caused by the above remark - I suffer from a rare form of Tourettes whereby I have to peridoically type obscene comments on Interwebz forums.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    Smart Bug wrote: »
    I suffer from a rare form of Tourettes whereby I have to peridoically type obscene comments on Interwebz forums.

    Type-ettes ?


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