Fantasising at work

Tupins

Ok, feel a bit naughty but what the hell.....

I'm usually bored to tears at work as work in a very quiet office. I'm the only 'laaaady' in the office, the others are all guys.

Today I've found a splendid way to pass the time, for some reason I've just started fantasising while sitting at my desk. I've been playing out all sorts in my head. Everytime one of the lads comes in I get embarrassed and I'm sure I'm blushing madly. (No none of the fantasies involve anyone I work with) but I feel a bit like I've been caught out - like when you have a sex dream about someone and then you see them the next day and you feel mortified

Anyway, aside from feeling a little hot under the collar, it's a brilliant way to pass the time. My husband won't know what's hit him when I go home and jump him

So just wondering do any of the rest of you indulge in such work practices - or am I just a right perv? Ha ha...

bronte

I'd be partial to the odd bout of daydreaming myself (filth included!)

Perfectly normal..and a fun way to while away the hours :pac:

Professey Chin

Im daydreaming right now. Makes typing kinda difficult

Maddison

My mind wanders for about 80pc of the day....thoughts are mainly quite dirty!

what maddison said
then I text the OH to get him worked up as well
it's great fun

metaoblivia

I'm a professional daydreamer. I work as a secretary and while I do have a lot of work to do on some days, for the most part I'm faced with long stretches of nothing to do but transfer phone calls and even then, hours go by without any phone calls.
So daydreaming may as well be part of my job description.

Maddison

bluewolf wrote: »

what maddison said
then I text the OH to get him worked up as well
it's great fun

Ha.....Its really annoying though when youve typed out a really long & detailed sexy message and......................................................................nothing.....stupid f*cker has no credit:D

Dudess

Oh god I spend massive amounts of time doing so!

I'm always hearing that's a sign of not getting any, yet I am getting plenty... so I really don't want to think of what I'd be like if I was going through a sex famine... :eek:

I HIGHLY agree with the cliché that hitting 30 turns a woman into a horndog. :pac:

Maddison

Dudess wrote: »

Oh god I spend massive amounts of time doing so!

I'm always hearing that's a sign of not getting any, yet I am getting plenty... so I really don't want to think of what I'd be like if I was going through a sex famine... :eek:

I HIGHLY agree with the cliché that hitting 30 turns a woman into a horndog. :pac:

But Im 26 & Id say its the only thing I think of apart from my family:eek:

Salome

Mostly I dream of bashing my nosy co-worker at the next desk with my keyboard and throwing her out the window. One of these days, it will be like a scene from Falling Down in that office :pac:.:rolleyes::eek:

Stheno

Salome wrote: »

Mostly I dream of bashing my nosy co-worker at the next desk with my keyboard and throwing her out the window. One of these days, it will be like a scene from Falling Down in that office :pac:.:rolleyes::eek:

Ah it's not just me then, I regularly fantasise about slow and painful deaths befalling those who make my day/s miserable.

Outside of that I tend unfortunately to be too bloody busy to do anything but work.

Salome

nouggatti wrote: »

Ah it's not just me then, I regularly fantasise about slow and painful deaths befalling those who make my day/s miserable.

Outside of that I tend unfortunately to be too bloody busy to do anything but work.

I wish she was - my mundane life is obviously faaaar more interesting than her work. Gets right on my wotsits....

Stheno

Salome wrote: »

I wish she was - my mundane life is obviously faaaar more interesting than her work. Gets right on my wotsits....

lolol

battser

So how did the night pan out for you then Tupins haha

We want all the gorey sordid details!

Dirty girls on this thread hmmm,

g'em

battser please read tLL Charter with regard to the no-tolerance policy on sleazy posts.

Infracted.

Lorrs33

I daydream all the time about all sorts, I'm daydreaming right now!

Maple

Yep, am always doing it. its great fun.

its worse when the object of a fantasy is a person I work with. i work in finance and business attire is essential so some of the guys look positively edible in their suits. i turn into a gibbering, blushing mess if they approach me on a work-related matter.

Aisling(",)

many a boring class has been made a bit more interesting by letting my mind wander i have to say

fedor29

Im actually doin a project for college on women and wot they fantasise about so id be delighted if ye cud PM me and give me some idea. Tanx,ye wud be helping me a great deal,i need to pass this course

Dolbert

Eh... sure you do... :rolleyes:

allabouteve

fedor29 wrote: »

Im actually doin a project for college on women and wot they fantasise about so id be delighted if ye cud PM me and give me some idea. Tanx,ye wud be helping me a great deal,i need to pass this course

Awww, best laugh I've had all week!:pac::pac:

fedor29

I am, i swear. I really will be in big trouble if i dont get it done.

KTRIC

fedor29 wrote: »

I am, i swear. I really will be in big trouble if i dont get it done.

I'll pm you later.

allabouteve

fedor29 wrote: »

I am, i swear. I really will be in big trouble if i dont get it done.

15, tops.

fedor29

tanx KTRIC,ill mention you in my final paper

sir lancealot

I daydream of when i had a job:(

fedor29

Way to bring the mood down sir moanalot

sir lancealot

fedor29 wrote: »

Way to bring the mood down sir moanalot

cause i enjoys it:D

fedor29

see me and you can work together sir lancealot and pick up a few ladies,just do wot i tell ya and you wont go wrong

valery

every time i daydream i automatically go to the sight of this guy i saw on the lewis one friday morning last summer. he had those Colin Farrell rough good looks,
and he had this bulge where guys keep their bulges,:D (know what i mean ).
and so my daydream is now my fantasy.....same thing? oh the things i get up to with this guy is unprintable.....yes.....:Ddefinitely unprintable.:D

Gary ITR

I used to do it all the time. I nearly crashed the company car so many times...

fedor29

oh yes

sir lancealot

fedor29 wrote: »

see me and you can work together sir lancealot and pick up a few ladies,just do wot i tell ya and you wont go wrong

not a bother boy:D

fedor29

well i can see our first problem sir lancealot,a severe lack of ladies,we're gona hav2 share ok. Me first tho

sir lancealot

fedor29 wrote: »

well i can see our first problem sir lancealot,a severe lack of ladies,we're gona hav2 share ok. Me first tho

Be my guest I am allways a gentleman and younfellas need the exspeirance more than i:D

MadgeBadge

Tupins wrote: »

Ok, feel a bit naughty but what the hell.....

I'm usually bored to tears at work as work in a very quiet office. I'm the only 'laaaady' in the office, the others are all guys.

Today I've found a splendid way to pass the time, for some reason I've just started fantasising while sitting at my desk.

If there's any other way to pass the day in work then I have yet to hear of it.
Lately my fantasies have centered around a young 20 year old gent, and the latest addition to our team. So inappropriate! So never going to happen! But oh so much fun!

fedor29

madgebadge ur gona hav to go in to a little more detail for us,go on we're all mature ladies here

WhiteWashMan

i run my own business so to speak, so i dont get very much time at all to myself.
but when I do.....

lets just say theres been one or two times i havent been able to stand up to shake hands with someone

fedor29

whitewashman do you want a kick in the face

MadgeBadge

fedor29 wrote: »

madgebadge ur gona hav to go in to a little more detail for us,go on we're all mature ladies here

g'em wrote: »

battser please read tLL Charter with regard to the no-tolerance policy on sleazy posts.

Infracted.

Unlike some I have read the charter so I'll have to pass on this occasion.

In anyway, that's what makes fantasies special, the fact that they're all mine.

fedor29

the charter doesnt apply if you PM me,you can trust me,i feel we have a connection

MadgeBadge

Aww, if only it weren't for my personal charter.

Wibbs

fedor29 you're on very thin ice. Reel it back in.

fedor29

but personal is wot im all about

fedor29

dont worry wibbs,i took skating lessons

Sleipnir

WhiteWashMan wrote: »

i run my own business so to speak, so i dont get very much time at all to myself.
but when I do.....

lets just say theres been one or two times i havent been able to stand up to shake hands with someone

I have declined to shake someone hand on the basis that I have a cold but not for.....any other reason. :eek:

"I'm terribly sorry, I can't shake your hand. I was rather bored earlier and decided a quick hand-shandy was the answer"

Wibbs

fedor29 take a week off and when you come back try to understand the nature of this forum and read the charter.

minidazzler

I am always fantasising when working because I work in a job where i come across a minimum of 1000 people a day when working. So I see ALOT of rather fetching women. My mind is known to wander.

Haven't picked anyone up through work yet though, but then again I should only see them for a maximum of 20 seconds so I don't really get the oppertunity.

Vinny-Chase

valery wrote: »

and he had this bulge where guys keep their bulges,:D (know what i mean)

Oh yeah I know where I keep my bulge! Right here! *points*
Front left pocket, wallet. Not stuffed with cash though, unfortunately.

That's what you meant wasn't it?

Oh no wait, it wasn't, you meant...that's durrty!

Zzippy

Sleipnir wrote: »

I have declined to shake someone hand on the basis that I have a cold but not for.....any other reason. :eek:

"I'm terribly sorry, I can't shake your hand. I was rather bored earlier and decided a quick hand-shandy was the answer"

I think he meant more like he couldn't stand up without lifting the table too, if you get my meaning...

Snowie

I'd like to say my imagination is vast and very strange place at time's. My friend say's i should right children's books ( i want to but have to find a plot that doesn't involve magic even tho magic is cool).. I'm really that bad. I love day dreaming about all sorts off stuff.

when i day dream about women, best not to say.