The Third Way - *toilet warning*

The_Minister

AH'ers I discovered something today.

I had always assumed that when leaving the jacks, a man had two choices, with a single subset.

1. Wash hands
1(i) Wash hands under dryer - the heat kills the bacteria, but you don't get wet.(not recommended)

2. Don't wash hands.

However, I have discovered a subset of option 2.

Turn on tap - don't wash hands.

This seems to me to be the worst of both, since not only is your hand still filthy from your reincarnated dinner, but it now features a little bit of everyone elses, since they all pushed the same tap button, prior to washing their hands.
The only advantage that I see is that people think you washed your hands, but if you are going to stand over the sink, and turn on the tap, IMO you may as well give them a quick scrub.
Even if only so you can flick water from your hands into the cubicles as you make your exit.

What other weird bathroom behaviours have you noticed?

demakinz

i must admit to doin this once or twice when pissed,dont know why its just as east to wash your hands while your there.

javaboy

The_Minister wrote: »

What other weird bathroom behaviours have you noticed?

People watching other people go about their bathroom behaviours. :rolleyes:

The_Minister

javaboy wrote: »

People watching other people go about their bathroom behaviours. :rolleyes:

Can't help noticing if you come out of the stall behind him.

EDIT: Different stalls. D'oh!

AnonoBoy

The_Minister wrote: »

Can't help noticing if you come out of the stall behind him.

EDIT: Different stalls. D'oh!

Damn. You just got your edit in on time.

javaboy

The_Minister wrote: »

Can't help noticing if you come out of the stall behind him.

:eek:

Nodin

The_Minister wrote: »

What other weird bathroom behaviours have you noticed?

The way they all end up as a thread on AH....

petes

Doesn't matter, as soon as you open the door your hand is touching other peoples germs!

Just for the record I still wash my hands.

Maruney

The_Minister wrote: »

it now features a little bit of everyone elses, since they all pushed the same tap button, prior to washing their hands.

Taps and door handles are usually stainless steel as bactaria will not survive on this. It needs somewhere warm and damp!

Saibh

The_Minister wrote: »

What other weird bathroom behaviours have you noticed?

FlutterinBantam should have a few answers to that question :pac:

AnonoBoy

Maruney wrote: »

It needs somewhere warm and damp!

Predictable response in 5.....4......3.....2......1.......

Turd Ferguson

As a sub sub sub set (?) of number 1, what is the weirdest method you have seen people washing there hands. I remember when I was a young pup I went into a public restroom to find a man standing on one leg with his other leg being used to keep the button on the tap pushed down as he washed his hands. Even though it happened a long time ago I can still safely say that it was the most awesome thing I have ever seen.

Dravokivich

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

As a sub sub sub set (?) of number 1, what is the weirdest method you have seen people washing there hands. I remember when I was a young pup I went into a public restroom to find a man standing on one leg with his other leg being used to keep the button on the tap pushed down as he washed his hands. Even though it happened a long time ago I can still safely say that it was the most awesome thing I have ever seen.

He was presenting himself!

- Drav!

emeraldstar

Woof.

Turd Ferguson

emeraldstar wrote: »

Woof.

lol

shenanigans1982

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

As a sub sub sub set (?) of number 1, what is the weirdest method you have seen people washing there hands. I remember when I was a young pup I went into a public restroom to find a man standing on one leg with his other leg being used to keep the button on the tap pushed down as he washed his hands. Even though it happened a long time ago I can still safely say that it was the most awesome thing I have ever seen.

So would that be the Turd way?

jigglywoo

Misleading title, I thought this was going to be about some strange third bodily function done in toilets...

deco05ie

The_Minister wrote: »

1(i) Wash hands under dryer - the heat kills the bacteria, but you don't get wet.(not recommended)

Hand dryers work by taking air from around them(which is all poo and piss particles) and blowing them on your hands, this can in no way be considered washing your hands and is just dirtying more

markok84

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

.......I can still safely say that it was the most awesome thing I have ever seen.

even more awesome than this guy.

Turd Ferguson

markok84 wrote: »

even more awesome than this guy.

Yes....even more awesome than this guy too

barleybooley

markok84 wrote: »

even more awesome than this guy.

I don't think anything is more awesome than that guy.

Guys wash their hands after using the bathroom? :eek: Surely they could cut down on water use by sprinkling their hands with the already sterile urine? No?

markok84

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Yes....even more awesome than this guy too

surely not as awesome as this guy though...

http://www.geekologie.com/2008/05/12/guitar-hero-foot-1.jpg

Turd Ferguson

markok84 wrote: »

surely not as awesome as this guy though...

http://www.geekologie.com/2008/05/12/guitar-hero-foot-1.jpg

Yes...although not more awesome than this guy

Saibh

This is Mr Awesome

KTRIC

Saibh wrote: »

This is Mr Awesome

I think you're mistaken. This is MR AWeSOME !!!

markok84

KTRIC wrote: »

I think you're mistaken. This is MR AWeSOME !!!

LOL!!!

That shít don't come off.

BobTheBeat

ladies and gentlemen, Mr and Mrs Awesome.