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The Length one might go to win some money

  • 08-06-2009 11:46pm
    #1
    Dumb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 723 ✭✭✭


    Would you chow off your own foreskin (considering you could reach it) to win a million euro? :eek:

    Would that be worth it??


Comments

  • #2
    enniscorthy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,046 ✭✭✭enniscorthy


    same as goin on winnin streak with that gaybo hehehahahah


  • #3
    Dusty87
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,920 ✭✭✭Dusty87


    A million. Yes probably, tis only foreskin. Jews get it done for religion, boy are they losing out.


  • #4
    6th
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    Nope, wouldn't/couldn't do it.

    That said I'm pretty broke and am welcoming money making ideas via PM.


  • #5
    sub-x
    Closed Accounts Posts: 199 ✭✭sub-x


    6th wrote: »
    Nope, wouldn't/couldn't do it.

    That said I'm pretty broke and am welcoming money making ideas via PM.


    If this was Thailand we would have gotten payed to vote last week,though the way things are going it could be very soon.


  • #6
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    I dont have foreskin so I should get the money by default


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  • #7
    BeerWolf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    Muslims and Jews are screwed then from participating.


  • #8
    Ardscoil Ris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,020 ✭✭✭Ardscoil Ris


    I'd chow off my own foreskin for the pleasure alone.


  • #9
    sub-x
    Closed Accounts Posts: 199 ✭✭sub-x


    The question is too easy to answer.

    The question should be,would you eat somebody else's for the same price :confused:


  • #10
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Better than entering big brother, that's for sure.


  • #11
    BeerWolf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    Ardscoil Ris wrote: »
    I'd chow off my own foreskin for the pleasure alone.

    I envy, and yet disgusted by people who're capable of doing autofelatio... :pac:


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  • #12
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    I don't think I could 'chow' it off.

    However, I may be willing to consider getting professionally circumsized, then cooking it. It will need to be well done. It will also require the company of salt and pepper sauce.


  • #13
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Yes, I would do it for free if I could reach it! Damn Phimosis is really annoying.


  • #14
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    minidazzler wrote: »
    Yes, I would do it for free if I could reach it! Damn Phimosis is really annoying.

    What do you mean you can't reach it, "Mr. Weeny Weener", "Mr. Teeny Tiny", "Mr.... ".... Ok , forget it, none of us can reach it.

    If we could, we'd all be rich.

    Or just self-circumcised.

    This wasn't a genuine offer, I gather?


  • #15
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Same here, don't have a foreskin. 'Tis a far, far better thing...


  • #16
    BeerWolf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    Confab wrote: »
    Same here, don't have a foreskin. 'Tis a far, far better thing...

    No foreskin is better? Lies - it gives more pleasure during sex :pac:


  • #17
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    BeerWolf wrote: »
    No foreskin is better? Lies - it gives more pleasure during sex :pac:

    Its the female part of the equation that gives me more pleasure?


  • #18
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Oh please...

    I'd do that for a Klondike Bar.


  • #19
    Rented Mule
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    Overheal wrote: »
    Oh please...

    I'd do that for a Klondike Bar.

    I think that you and I are the only ones that are going to get that one.


  • #20
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Theyll google it. All is well.


  • #21
    Dumb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 723 ✭✭✭Dumb


    Would you rather chow it off or get a nice clean cut with a hot knife?


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  • #22
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Confab wrote: »
    Same here, don't have a foreskin.

    Oh here - you can borrow mine.

    (But I need it back for the weekend!)


  • #23
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,631 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Ive no idea what chow is, so yeah, why not.

    I wouldnt chew it off though...


  • #24
    T-K-O
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,309 ✭✭✭T-K-O


    quick pick - and I dont bother checking them half of the time


  • #25
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,631 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    T-K-O wrote: »
    quick pick - and I dont bother checking them half of the time

    This guy does


  • #26
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Dumb wrote: »
    Would you chow off your own foreskin (considering you could reach it) to win a million euro? :eek:

    Would that be worth it??

    Obvious typo is obvious. 'course I wouldn't mind showing it off. And my arms are long enough, so no problems there!


  • #27
    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    Rented Mule wrote: »
    I think that you and I are the only ones that are going to get that one.

    Nah, I got it.

    and no I didn't google :P


  • #28
    Dumb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 723 ✭✭✭Dumb


    chin_grin wrote: »
    Obvious typo is obvious. 'course I wouldn't mind showing it off. And my arms are long enough, so no problems there!

    No. Actually bend down and chew (chow) it off!


  • #29
    Dumb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 723 ✭✭✭Dumb


    antodeco wrote: »
    Ive no idea what chow is, so yeah, why not.

    I wouldnt chew it off though...

    A clean slice would be better than hacking it off with yer teeth I'd say :pac:


  • #30
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    How much to ban this dude?
    Lowest bid wins.


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  • #31
    Dumb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 723 ✭✭✭Dumb


    Hey sorry man. This is after hours loike.


  • #32
    Saibh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    Dumb wrote: »
    Hey sorry man. This is after hours loike.


    You didn't put a bid in


  • #33
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    Terry wrote: »
    How much to ban this dude?
    Lowest bid wins.


    I'll thank your post. that low enough or still too much effort?


  • #34
    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    Terry wrote: »
    How much to ban this dude?
    Lowest bid wins.

    Bout three fiddy


  • #35
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    One ha'penny, Terrance m'lord.


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